"I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money." - Picasso
Some funny captions of Bill Gates and Steve J :
http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/05/some-humor-from-bill-gates-and-steve.html
No. All rich people are unhappy. That was one of Sentinel's first observations regarding the human race as submitted to the Galactic Council.You can't be rich and happy?
No. All rich people are unhappy. That was one of Sentinel's first observations regarding the human race as submitted to the Galactic Council.
No, thank God you asked. Some brilliant logicians here would have assumed that was meant and written a long post flaying me for that.Are all poor people happy?
No. All rich people are unhappy. That was one of Sentinel's first observations regarding the human race as submitted to the Galactic Council.
No, thank God you asked. Some brilliant logicians here would have assumed that was meant and written a long post flaying me for that.
Happiness has nothing to do with money or possessions. People seem to equate comfort or momentary pleasure with happiness.
You are. I have looked far and wide and found that I am the only happy one.Are any people happy? (I think I am, fairly often, but maybe I'm just deluding myself.)
haha ! Missed this one. How demeaning !"Men are always either hungry or horny. If you see your man without an erection, make him a sandwich."
My dad's been having a hard time lately. Keeps on losing his keys. Can't hang on to a set of keys to save his life. And he has tried everything too: little hook next to the door, little bowl next to his bed, keychain makes a noise when you whistle. Nothing worked. So finally, this year for his birthday, the whole family chipped in -- and we put him in a home.
dude, is this stuff supposed to be funny?
have you forgot that you are posting in a joke thread?