If you were Santa, what would you give some players?

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nikdom

Guest
To Novak I would give a French Open, completing his career grand slam with a win over Nadal.

To Roger, I would give another Wimbledon and a few weeks at No.1 to beat Sampras' total of 286 weeks at the top.

To Nadal, another Olympic gold (since he loves his country so much) and retirement (since he hates uncle Tio). Happy times fishing and being married to Xisca.

To Murray, his first major at the USO, the one he loves most.

To Tsonga, his first major at the AO.



What about you?
 
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nikdom

Guest
I will give Nadal a Golden Calendar Year Grand Slam...nuff said :)

You must really hate Nadal. The thing he loves most is fishing and hanging out in Mallorca. He hates the ATP calendar, its long grueling season and you want to give him a cygs? :)
 

niff

Legend
- Stockholm title for Jarkko, Munich title for Flo Mayer.
- Hair growth shampoo for Rafa.
- Golden ticket to the top 10 for Dolgo.
- Cvac egg for Roger.
 
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nikdom

Guest
- Stockholm title for Jarkko, Munich title for Flo Mayer.
- Hair growth shampoo for Rafa.
- Golden ticket to the top 10 for Dolgo.
- Cvac egg for Roger.

You really care about the little guy!
 

tusharlovesrafa

Hall of Fame
I will give fed hanky or a big towel to wipe his tears.
I will give novak a house in serbia so that he can shift his base from monte carlo
I will personally pick rafa's butt everytime..
 
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Homeboy Hotel

Hall of Fame
OP, that is just being way too generous.

I like this thread, but if I was Santa I'd be a cut-back Santa to 'help' them achieve their goals, not just give them it.

So for me,

Nadal = A serve and a backhand like Murray's
Djokovic = Some stylish clothing in the form of a lifetime Adidas contract
Federer and Murray = Some mental strength 'a pair of balls' (and for Murray, a second serve at 100mph)
 

boredone3456

G.O.A.T.
To Murray I'd give Wimbledon. Take the pressure off of him there that is only going to get worse every year like it seemed to for Henman. This way he can get the monkey off his back, and become god for a year like Nadal than Novak did and be anointed the new GOAT....until someone else remotely similar comes along.

To Fed, I'd probably give him the Olympic Gold...not because I particularly want him to have it more then anyone else, but it would stop his fans harping about it.

To Sharapova, I'd give her a new shoulder so if I am going to have to watch her, I won't have to watch her become the new Dementieva serve wise with endless double faults. I'd also take away her voice, which would be a gift to myself and everyone else.

To Novak I'd give the French, just so it can be said he won all 4 like Nadal and Fed. I'd let him beat Fed in the final, giving the Fed fans something new to complain about to replace their woes about him not having Olympic gold.

To Wozniacki, I'd give well...I really can't think of anything to give her that would help her at this point...even if I gave her something she probably wouldn't know how to open it or use it...and she'd still find a way to mess it up.

And hopefully...to this forum, I give this list in hopes of a chuckle or two...if not...something else to generate replies about how wrong and unjust it is...although it is meant partially in jest.
 

CCNM

Hall of Fame
Wozniacki-a Grand Slam title, so some folks can stop saying she's not worthy of the number one ranking.
Federer-some Wimbledon trophy-shaped rattles for his daughters.
Nadal-some underwear that actually fit him.
Murray-a Wimbledon title and a razor (he's got the ugliest beard I've ever seen)
Djokovic, Tsonga, and Monfils-the starring roles in the next "Three Stooges" movie.
 
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aphex

Banned
I will give fed hanky or a big towel to wipe his tears.
I will give novak a house in serbia so that he can shift his base from monte carlo
I will personally pick rafa's butt everytime..

Wouldn't that mean,technically, that you would be scratching your head?
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
I would give Nadal and Djokovic injuries, so that Fed can win the Olympics Gold and get even with Nadal.
 

GOAT BAAH!!!

Professional
I would give Federer some natural talent and ability...

It's a shame that he had to grind, destroy his body and use gamesmanship to win his major titles to only be interim GOAT.
 

kishnabe

Talk Tennis Guru
Yenna da.........

:shock:....Enna Venum!

I would give Federer a FO beatin Nadal in 5 sets, Wimbledon beating Nadal, and Olympic Gold beating Nadal again.

Also give Murray a AO.

Give Djokovic a US open and give Nadal the WTF.
 
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Shriekapova - agree, muzzled.
Julia Gorgeous - Slam wins
Federer - Aces and return winners on match points.
Nadal - a win- any one, any where over Noel :)
Djoker - A thank you note for the imitations. Better volleys. Some class for his player box. More victories for his sidekick Tipsy so that we hopefully don't have to see the nauseating level of Noel-worship out there.
 

Hood_Man

G.O.A.T.
To Roger I would give a US Open, winning the final in a 5th set tiebreaker (actually, every match will go to a fifth set tiebreak, Warrior Fed!), and because he's my favourite player I'll also give him the Olympic Gold medal in singles.

To Djokovic I would give a French Open so he can have all four.

To Murray I would give the Australian Open, beating Nadal in the semi final and Djokovic in the final. Both in 5 sets. Murray winning his first major will be special enough to begin with, but being pushed to the edge and winning it in such tight circumstances will make it all the more special.

To Nadal I would give Wimbledon as it's the most prestigious tournament in the world, but it's also the major where he is arguably most loved and would mean far more to him I think than even a record breaking 7th French Open.

I'd give Del Potro a Davis Cup victory, winning it for Argentina in a 5th set in a 5th deciding rubber.

I'd give Mardy Fish a masters win.

In 2013...

I'd give Roddick Wimbledon, I'd give Nalbandian a US Open, Federer a French Open (FINALLY beating Nadal in the final), and Tsonga an Australian Open. Then I'd give Nadal a Davis Cup victory, winning it in the same circumstances as Del Potro in 2012. And Murray would get the WTF.
 

westside

Hall of Fame
I'd give Del Potro a Davis Cup victory, winning it for Argentina in a 5th set in a 5th deciding rubber.

This, but rather Hewitt winning it for Australia (can be traded in for gold medal at London)

US Open for Nalbandian.

A semi or final appearance in a slam final for Blake.

Another Wimbledon title for Fed.
 

TopFH

Hall of Fame
To Nadal a retirement (just kidding).
To Fed a RG win over Ralph.
To Murray a slam.
To Djoker nothing. He's been naughty with his retirements.
 

Homeboy Hotel

Hall of Fame
To Roger I would give a US Open, winning the final in a 5th set tiebreaker (actually, every match will go to a fifth set tiebreak, Warrior Fed!), and because he's my favourite player I'll also give him the Olympic Gold medal in singles.

To Djokovic I would give a French Open so he can have all four.

To Murray I would give the Australian Open, beating Nadal in the semi final and Djokovic in the final. Both in 5 sets. Murray winning his first major will be special enough to begin with, but being pushed to the edge and winning it in such tight circumstances will make it all the more special.

To Nadal I would give Wimbledon as it's the most prestigious tournament in the world, but it's also the major where he is arguably most loved and would mean far more to him I think than even a record breaking 7th French Open.

I'd give Del Potro a Davis Cup victory, winning it for Argentina in a 5th set in a 5th deciding rubber.

I'd give Mardy Fish a masters win.

In 2013...

I'd give Roddick Wimbledon, I'd give Nalbandian a US Open, Federer a French Open (FINALLY beating Nadal in the final), and Tsonga an Australian Open. Then I'd give Nadal a Davis Cup victory, winning it in the same circumstances as Del Potro in 2012. And Murray would get the WTF.

I rate this post highly.
 

abeldm

New User
To Roger I would give a US Open, winning the final in a 5th set tiebreaker (actually, every match will go to a fifth set tiebreak, Warrior Fed!), and because he's my favourite player I'll also give him the Olympic Gold medal in singles.

To Djokovic I would give a French Open so he can have all four.

To Murray I would give the Australian Open, beating Nadal in the semi final and Djokovic in the final. Both in 5 sets. Murray winning his first major will be special enough to begin with, but being pushed to the edge and winning it in such tight circumstances will make it all the more special.

To Nadal I would give Wimbledon as it's the most prestigious tournament in the world, but it's also the major where he is arguably most loved and would mean far more to him I think than even a record breaking 7th French Open.

I'd give Del Potro a Davis Cup victory, winning it for Argentina in a 5th set in a 5th deciding rubber.

I'd give Mardy Fish a masters win.

In 2013...

I'd give Roddick Wimbledon, I'd give Nalbandian a US Open, Federer a French Open (FINALLY beating Nadal in the final), and Tsonga an Australian Open. Then I'd give Nadal a Davis Cup victory, winning it in the same circumstances as Del Potro in 2012. And Murray would get the WTF.

I agree.. Andy really deserves a Wimbledon... Murray for sure is ready for a slam.
 

RoddickistheMan

Professional
Roddick: His forehand from 2003-2004
Nadal: Underwear that doesn't give him wedges
Federer:5 years of youth back
Djokovic:Coal
Ferrer: 5 inches of height
Monfils: Consistency
 

ark_28

Legend
I would give Wimbledon to Roddick,

and 6 more Grand Slams to Pete so that he would still be the most prolific Grand Slam winner of all time.
 
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celoft

Guest
To Roger I would give a US Open, winning the final in a 5th set tiebreaker (actually, every match will go to a fifth set tiebreak, Warrior Fed!), and because he's my favourite player I'll also give him the Olympic Gold medal in singles.

To Djokovic I would give a French Open so he can have all four.

To Murray I would give the Australian Open, beating Nadal in the semi final and Djokovic in the final. Both in 5 sets. Murray winning his first major will be special enough to begin with, but being pushed to the edge and winning it in such tight circumstances will make it all the more special.

To Nadal I would give Wimbledon as it's the most prestigious tournament in the world, but it's also the major where he is arguably most loved and would mean far more to him I think than even a record breaking 7th French Open.

I'd give Del Potro a Davis Cup victory, winning it for Argentina in a 5th set in a 5th deciding rubber.

I'd give Mardy Fish a masters win.

In 2013...

I'd give Roddick Wimbledon, I'd give Nalbandian a US Open, Federer a French Open (FINALLY beating Nadal in the final), and Tsonga an Australian Open. Then I'd give Nadal a Davis Cup victory, winning it in the same circumstances as Del Potro in 2012. And Murray would get the WTF.

This one is good.
 

Tmano

Hall of Fame
To Nadal a slightly different racquet, maybe a 98 a bit heavier, and some DHBH lesson by a new coach!
To Federer a super light pair of shoes so for the coming year doesn't get tired
To Nole a bit of humility
To Murray a year long lasting shot of confidence
To Del Portro I would cancel from his mind the wrist injury he had
To Tsonga a big win in one of the slams
To Ferrer another great year of tennis at high level
 

SoBad

G.O.A.T.
Nadal - Gold Slam 2012 Medal
Djokovic - a nice hanging plant
Safin - government badge
Fereder - happy retirement card and ball hopper for FL coaching
Roddick and Blake - happy retirement cards and collection of Fereder photos for their private moments
Dimitrov - a magical inspirational gift and a card
Korolev - a magical inspirational gift and a card
Donskoy - a magical inspirational gift and a card
Nishikori - - a magical inspirational gift, a card, and a wristwatch
 

adamX012

Rookie
Nadal - Gold Slam 2012 Medal
Djokovic - a nice hanging plant
Safin - government badge
Fereder - happy retirement card and ball hopper for FL coaching
Roddick and Blake - happy retirement cards and collection of Fereder photos for their private moments
Dimitrov - a magical inspirational gift and a card
Korolev - a magical inspirational gift and a card
Donskoy - a magical inspirational gift and a card
Nishikori - - a magical inspirational gift, a card, and a wristwatch

Safin - government badge? He has already got the one. Another gift.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I'd give Nadal a gf like Brooklyn Decker so she can distract him from tennis.

I'd slip Viagra into Nole's breakfast every morning, so he can't practice.


I don't know but it sounds Tamil to me.I have been to chennai(madras at that time)twice.Only things I remember of my trip to chennai is of eating Cup Noodles and going to sea shore.
Going to Chennai and eating cup noodles. Such heresy !

I usually only transit Chennai on way to my hometown.
 

MariaRafael

Banned
Nadal - Gold Slam 2012 Medal
Djokovic - a nice hanging plant
Safin - government badge
Fereder - happy retirement card and ball hopper for FL coaching
Roddick and Blake - happy retirement cards and collection of Fereder photos for their private moments
Dimitrov - a magical inspirational gift and a card
Korolev - a magical inspirational gift and a card
Donskoy - a magical inspirational gift and a card
Nishikori - - a magical inspirational gift, a card, and a wristwatch

What do you mean by "hanging plant"? A plant for ***** to hang himself?
 

MariaRafael

Banned
Federer - twin boys to make his family complete
Nadal - immunotherapy to stop having viral infections one after another
Ferrer - another 5 years of his career
Feliciano Lopez and other Spanish models - lead role in a long multiserial to keep them busy for another 20 years
Cvac and his girlfriend - lead roles in the remake of "Drakula looking for Drakulina"
 
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