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kiki

Banned
How about these...

Laver Vs. Freddy Kreuger - he'll kill you in your sleep but can he grip a tennis racket?

Laver vs. Kim Kardashian

Laver vs. Oprah

Laver vs. John Cena

Laver vs. Princess Leia

Seriously...this thread is hilarious...although given what it has turned into probably in the wrong section.

And Chopin...if the responses to this thread still make you feel like a legend...I say this...maybe people are obsessed with you, but its in the same way they become obsessed with a car wreck. Its horrible in every sense of the word, but they still cannot look away in spite of it. In essense...its not much to brag about.

ja,ja,ja...or a stabbing ( minor according to Pike)
 

hoodjem

G.O.A.T.
Is this before or after Chopin was sick with consumption? Because before, I think he gets more than two points...
Oh, I am sorry. I did not know you'd had consumption.

I did notice that your ego seemed to be consuming everything else, but I did not know you had pulmonary tuberculosis in your past medical history. My sympathies.
 

Chopin

Hall of Fame
Oh, I am sorry. I did not know you'd had consumption.

I did notice that your ego seemed to be consuming everything else, but I did not know you had pulmonary tuberculosis in your past medical history. My sympathies.

Ah, the other Chopin! I'd best Laver now, and I'd do so with grace.
 
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Chopin

Hall of Fame
How about these...

Laver Vs. Freddy Kreuger - he'll kill you in your sleep but can he grip a tennis racket?

Laver vs. Kim Kardashian

Laver vs. Oprah

Laver vs. John Cena

Laver vs. Princess Leia

Seriously...this thread is hilarious...although given what it has turned into probably in the wrong section.

And Chopin...if the responses to this thread still make you feel like a legend...I say this...maybe people are obsessed with you, but its in the same way they become obsessed with a car wreck. Its horrible in every sense of the word, but they still cannot look away in spite of it. In essense...its not much to brag about.

If by car wreck you mean an Aston Martin DB7 speeding across a bridge in the pouring rain, dodging in between two approaching vehicles, the bridge roadblocked by tanks, chased by helicopters and black, bullet-proof SUVs with a suave, sophisticated driver outwitting his foes and defying impossible odds as he smashes over the side of the bridge, taking three of the SUVs with him, ejects from the car, shoots the pilot of one of the helicopters in midair sending the chopper spiraling downward, dodges several bullets, activates his jetpack and land on one of the remaining helicopters, breaks in, throws out his foes, commandeers the vehicle, shoots down the remaining helicopter, and destroys the bridge, which is now free of civilians, sending the the SUVs and tanks smashing into the water below him.

Then...as he flies away, the gentleman says, "that was lavorious." Dun Dun DUN. Dun dun DUN. DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN.

Yes, you're quite right, how could one look away from that?

***

Chopin has left the building.
 
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kiki

Banned
If by car wreck you mean an Aston Martin DB7 speeding across a bridge in the pouring rain, dodging in between two approaching vehicles, the bridge roadblocked by tanks, chased by helicopters and black, bullet-proof SUVs with a suave, sophisticated driver outwitting his foes and defying impossible odds as he smashes over the side of the bridge, taking three of the SUVs with him, ejects from the car, shoots the pilot of one of the helicopters in midair sending the chopper spiraling downward, dodges several bullets, activates his jetpack and land on one of the remaining helicopters, breaks in, throws out his foes, commandeers the vehicle, shoots down the remaining helicopter, and destroys the bridge, which is now free of civilians, sending the the SUVs and tanks smashing into the water below him.

Then...as he flies away, the gentleman says, "that was lavorious." Dun Dun DUN. Dun dun DUN. DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN.

Yes, you're quite right, how could one look away from that?

***

Chopin has left the building.

What is the title of this new Bond´s movie??
 

treblings

Hall of Fame
I helped take him down, though most won't give me my just deserts.

it sounds a bit like you´re proud of getting him banned.
why is that?
a few of his comments angered me, like the ´minor stabbing´of Seles.
but basically i always thought of him as a harmless, obsessive fool
 

kiki

Banned
Neither does his Id, or his Über-Ich.



You're being too nice.

Sigmund Freud would have a nice case over here...

To understand that poster, I´d also recomend reading some Shakespeare complemented by Tolstoi...the mix of the 2 might give an answer...
 

Chopin

Hall of Fame
Sigmund Freud would have a nice case over here...

To understand that poster, I´d also recomend reading some Shakespeare complemented by Tolstoi...the mix of the 2 might give an answer...

I think, in you're case, you might want to start with a basic "elements of style" book. Or, perhaps even simpler, a dictionary.
 
Oh? Details, please---and is it a permanent ban?
After trying to make the argument that Steffi Graff had a far greater impact on mankind than Madam Curie, he then took a needless, perjoritive swipe at gays, and a hypocritical one at that given that in Teutonic circles the Pikeinator's long been known as the "Joey Chestnut" of 'boy bratwurst' .............. ummmmmmmmm .... isn't that right Joey? Stick out yer tongue and say "ja!" for us, won't 'cha? :razz:
 

kiki

Banned
I think, in you're case, you might want to start with a basic "elements of style" book. Or, perhaps even simpler, a dictionary.

But, you very well know, my darling, that it was me who singlehandedly took away Pike...He never gave a **** for your fantasies, so it had to be my personal style that took him away of the boards.You are unable to kill a fly...
 

kiki

Banned
After trying to make the argument that Steffi Graff had a far greater impact on mankind than Madam Curie, he then took a needless, perjoritive swipe at gays, and a hypocritical one at that given that in Teutonic circles the Pikeinator's long been known as the "Joey Chestnut" of 'boy bratwurst' .............. ummmmmmmmm .... isn't that right Joey? Stick out yer tongue and say "ja!" for us, won't 'cha? :razz:

As a matter of fact...couldn´t Steffi and miss Marple ( sorry, Miss Merkel) be the very same person? in this case, Mr Pike has a great reason to enjoy life¡¡¡
 

THUNDERVOLLEY

G.O.A.T.
Yeah, he's gone for good. He was a prejudiced jerk, as well as a troll, and like Datacipher, the mods. finally stepped up and cleaned up our boards!

Incredible. I have said Pike was a problem member, but he always managed to avoid the "permaban." I doubt anyone will miss him.

I did not realize Datacipher was banned too; it seem TW was in housecleaning mode.
 

Chopin

Hall of Fame
Incredible. I have said Pike was a problem member, but he always managed to avoid the "permaban." I doubt anyone will miss him.

I did not realize Datacipher was banned too; it seem TW was in housecleaning mode.

Yes, I never understood why they were reluctant to give Pike the permanent ban; I just can't imagine how many "reported" posts he had over the years here. Thank goodness he's gone though. I actually find the Boards much more pleasant without Data slamming his fist on the ALL CAPS key and without Pike trolling people about a player's stabbing.
 
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