Tennis Warehouse-Mid Atlantic Chapter

downs_chris

Professional
maybe we should list 5 potential locations and then pick from those? otherwise there might be 9 different votes for the court closest to their house...
 

zapvor

G.O.A.T.
believe me, even though u may be perfectly competent and highly intelligent to represent urself, the fact is u r still very young in the courts eye. iam assuming ur still in ur early 20's. believe it or not the judge will be doing u a favor by not hearing ur case until u get the best representation. as I mention, the court wants u to show remorse, pay money, got reamed by ur folks. tell the judge ur parents want to come but u didn't want them to cuz u want to own up to ur mistake. so I got all my savings and got the best counsel I can. I want to say sorry... u know give the court the good old zap genuine treatment.
u will prob get 1 yr probation and some in fines. don't do anything dumb or say anything unless ur told to by the judge or counsel. u will be OK. I am still wondering unless u did a dui, the only other thing that warrants a court showing is reckless, for the standard 500 to 1200 range. it couldn't be that bad, if it is, u will be in the klank already asking us about bail instead.
well from what they told me they will put me to trial even if i dont have a lawyer, so they suggest i get one so i dont get screwed. my parents dont know about this. but yea good call i am going to act real remorseful,etc.

i hope i get probation. i cant do jail time. if i get jail time, you guys wont see me in the MAC anymore
 

zapvor

G.O.A.T.
No Merkin possibilies with the Canyon bush



No I cant but some chic in for life may go the Amish route and not shave anythign for 15 years. Thats gotta be pretty serious.



So its more than speeding? If its DUI, your are pretty much hosed either way. I doubt an attorney will do any diferent than public defender. Probably have to enter a program and probably get license suspended for a year.

If you already had suspended liscense and were drivinf with suspended licesnse you will probably get time regardless as well.

But still DUE, and wreckless driving carry max fine of 1000 bucks for 1st offense. So half your fine will be going to lawyer with no garuntee you still wont get max. And 1st offense max jail is 1 year. Id wager with defender or lawyer you will end up with 500 fine and 1yr probation. If there was alchohol involved look forward to AA and some safe driver program.

you may even want to look into AA or safe driver and start before the trial and let the Judge know that you feel bad and already started doing what you felt you needed to do to get your life back on the straight and narrow.

Obviulsy if you were drifting a corner and plucked a kid i got completly different advice.


"Watch out for your cornhole bud."

ok ok. i didnt want to post this public. but basically i got pulled over. then officer says i am driving with suspended liscense. so now i gotta go to trial for that. so HW are you serious about doing time for having suspended liscense?????? this cannot be happening. there was no DUI or alcohol or anything crazy.
 

coolblue123

Hall of Fame
ok ok. i didnt want to post this public. but basically i got pulled over. then officer says i am driving with suspended liscense. so now i gotta go to trial for that. so HW are you serious about doing time for having suspended liscense?????? this cannot be happening. there was no DUI or alcohol or anything crazy.

Zap, chances are you are probably going to extend your suspension. What was the reason for the suspension? Were you coming back from work? If so, you can tell that to the judge. Not sure if Maryland is a right to work state.
 

tennismonkey

Semi-Pro
that's not terrible zap. i thought it would be a lot more exciting like maybe you smuggled 200 kilos of counterfeit babolat racquets in the trunk of your rice rocket and attempted to bribe the officer with a very good knockoff aeropro drive. btw it sounds like you didn't know you had a suspended license? did you or did you not know you had a suspended license? I WANT THE TRUTH! i can handle the truth.

what's for lunch people?
 

downs_chris

Professional
that's not terrible zap. i thought it would be a lot more exciting like maybe you smuggled 200 kilos of counterfeit babolat racquets in the trunk of your rice rocket and attempted to bribe the officer with a very good knockoff aeropro drive. btw it sounds like you didn't know you had a suspended license? did you or did you not know you had a suspended license? I WANT THE TRUTH! i can handle the truth.

what's for lunch people?

you ready for the two matches this weekend? ready to dominate?
 

tennismonkey

Semi-Pro
i thought i only had one match. thanks for reminding me. i can gauge my confidence level by the number of topspin forehands and backhands i hit in a match. last match i hit 4 topspin forehands and 1 topspin backhand. that's 5 more than i have hit in all my other matches combined.

good luck in your districts or sectionals or whatever you are playing in tomorrow. remember tennis is one of the few places where you are allowed to hit women legally.
 

NiteFly

Rookie
Question for you all on match protocol:

My opponents had a ball roll behind them between their first and second serve. After the ball was returned to the court it came from, the server then missed his second serve and started to take a third. My partner and I had already moved to receive the next serve and we never offered him a first serve do over. After that game, the opponent was miffed and said he believed in lets in that case and that is was a rule. In casual matches, I would always offer that my opponent retake first serve, but I didn't here.

So, am I jerk for not offering it? And also, is it some rule I don't know about? Of note, later in the match, the same thing happened to me. I asked the guy if I should take a let since it is a rule... heh. He said only if I felt it interfered. I took my second serve and left it at that. I think if that was the case, you could just take max time between first and second serve waiting for stray balls!

Anyway, got my first two wins at 3.5 level this past couple weeks.
 

tennismonkey

Semi-Pro
i would've offered two serves to the other team. but it's not his prerogative to just TAKE two. but you should've offered. just like the guy should've told you to take two when it happened to you.

grats on your wins! sounds like you are a sandbagger. ;)
 

mikeler

Moderator
Question for you all on match protocol:

My opponents had a ball roll behind them between their first and second serve. After the ball was returned to the court it came from, the server then missed his second serve and started to take a third. My partner and I had already moved to receive the next serve and we never offered him a first serve do over. After that game, the opponent was miffed and said he believed in lets in that case and that is was a rule. In casual matches, I would always offer that my opponent retake first serve, but I didn't here.

So, am I jerk for not offering it? And also, is it some rule I don't know about? Of note, later in the match, the same thing happened to me. I asked the guy if I should take a let since it is a rule... heh. He said only if I felt it interfered. I took my second serve and left it at that. I think if that was the case, you could just take max time between first and second serve waiting for stray balls!

Anyway, got my first two wins at 3.5 level this past couple weeks.


If your opponent has to move more than a few feet from his service stance to retrieve a ball for somebody else, I always offer a let.
 

PaulMan

Rookie
Yeah, I don't think it's a rule either - it's a courtesy call. Also when you didn't offer it to him, did he serve it like a 2nd serve or did he hit it like a 1st?
 

hollywood9826

Hall of Fame
ok ok. i didnt want to post this public. but basically i got pulled over. then officer says i am driving with suspended liscense. so now i gotta go to trial for that. so HW are you serious about doing time for having suspended liscense?????? this cannot be happening. there was no DUI or alcohol or anything crazy.

Dude Im not serious about much, and in this case I was just spouting nonsense so no Im not serious. I would say it all depends on the reason the license was suspended. If you did somethign and knew it was suspended you may in trouble. Even if you do have to do time its just 60 days max so they might throw you in the slammer for a weekend or something. My sister had to do some time becuase she had her car stolen and when she found out who did it she didnt press charges as the guy knew where she lived and she was scared. She had to do 5 days but they her split it up between two weekends.

One thing I am serious about is 86 Canyon had serious bush. look it up before you get locked up that way you will have a fresh mental image in your head and you compare Canyon Bush to inmate bush.

Question for you all on match protocol:

My opponents had a ball roll behind them between their first and second serve. After the ball was returned to the court it came from, the server then missed his second serve and started to take a third. My partner and I had already moved to receive the next serve and we never offered him a first serve do over. After that game, the opponent was miffed and said he believed in lets in that case and that is was a rule. In casual matches, I would always offer that my opponent retake first serve, but I didn't here.

So, am I jerk for not offering it? And also, is it some rule I don't know about? Of note, later in the match, the same thing happened to me. I asked the guy if I should take a let since it is a rule... heh. He said only if I felt it interfered. I took my second serve and left it at that. I think if that was the case, you could just take max time between first and second serve waiting for stray balls!

Anyway, got my first two wins at 3.5 level this past couple weeks.

Grats on the 3.5 W's.

I would have given the guy two more. Unless it was as sinple as he had to reach over and tap it back. If you have a ball returned fromthe other court and they gyu slams it into a dark park it always two. Now you know.

Yeah, I don't think it's a rule either - it's a courtesy call. Also when you didn't offer it to him, did he serve it like a 2nd serve or did he hit it like a 1st?

If it was JRK he just hit two first serves.
 

coolblue123

Hall of Fame
Question for you all on match protocol:

My opponents had a ball roll behind them between their first and second serve. After the ball was returned to the court it came from, the server then missed his second serve and started to take a third. My partner and I had already moved to receive the next serve and we never offered him a first serve do over. After that game, the opponent was miffed and said he believed in lets in that case and that is was a rule. In casual matches, I would always offer that my opponent retake first serve, but I didn't here.

So, am I jerk for not offering it? And also, is it some rule I don't know about? Of note, later in the match, the same thing happened to me. I asked the guy if I should take a let since it is a rule... heh. He said only if I felt it interfered. I took my second serve and left it at that. I think if that was the case, you could just take max time between first and second serve waiting for stray balls!

Anyway, got my first two wins at 3.5 level this past couple weeks.

If the server didn't stop play and asked for a let. Too bad for him. Being miffed after the match is not cool. Let me guess, you won the match, right?
 

Topaz

Legend
My opponent last night called a let on one of my serves which clearly did not hit the net. What the...??? I honestly think she did it because she was watching the dubs court next to us and wasn't ready. :-/
 

zapvor

G.O.A.T.
If the server didn't stop play and asked for a let. Too bad for him. Being miffed after the match is not cool. Let me guess, you won the match, right?

hey cb-i got my hands on the NYC today. let me know if you want one. i may be able to hook you up.
 

sapient007

Semi-Pro
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Xisbum

Semi-Pro
If your serve has a 50% chance of going in no matter what you do, you might as well blast both serves.

After much experimentation and self-debate, not to mention numerous double faults caused by pushing the second serve, I have come to agree with your profound statement, which you apparently reached through intuition. :) **

Good to see you back, tall one. How's Rio and the Mrs. JRK? Still have a shot at Rota?

** Not that my blast should ever be remotely compared with your blast, of course. :-(
 
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Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
Question for you all on match protocol:

My opponents had a ball roll behind them between their first and second serve. After the ball was returned to the court it came from, the server then missed his second serve and started to take a third. My partner and I had already moved to receive the next serve and we never offered him a first serve do over. After that game, the opponent was miffed and said he believed in lets in that case and that is was a rule. In casual matches, I would always offer that my opponent retake first serve, but I didn't here.

So, am I jerk for not offering it? And also, is it some rule I don't know about? Of note, later in the match, the same thing happened to me. I asked the guy if I should take a let since it is a rule... heh. He said only if I felt it interfered. I took my second serve and left it at that. I think if that was the case, you could just take max time between first and second serve waiting for stray balls!

Anyway, got my first two wins at 3.5 level this past couple weeks.

Sup ruling:

If the server had to move (considerably) to get the ball from the other court = take two

If his partner got it = second serve

If the server barely took 2 steps and it was quick = second serve

If I'm losing = second serve

If I'm wining = second serve

If I don't care for his/her attitude = second serve

If they are wearing Nike and are nice = first serve

If they are wearing adidas = then I can understand why they need to make sure there is no obstruction that may cause them injury. It's hard enough with adidas on. First Serve

(The Bold responses have higher priority)
 

zapvor

G.O.A.T.
Zap, chances are you are probably going to extend your suspension. What was the reason for the suspension? Were you coming back from work? If so, you can tell that to the judge. Not sure if Maryland is a right to work state.


zap, hire a lawyer who has experience in this....done

what's for lunch?

that's not terrible zap. i thought it would be a lot more exciting like maybe you smuggled 200 kilos of counterfeit babolat racquets in the trunk of your rice rocket and attempted to bribe the officer with a very good knockoff aeropro drive. btw it sounds like you didn't know you had a suspended license? did you or did you not know you had a suspended license? I WANT THE TRUTH! i can handle the truth.

what's for lunch people?
thank you guys. i really appreiciate it. hopefully i dont have to do any time. i cant take it.

monkey i did not know because i had old address on my liscense.
 

coolblue123

Hall of Fame
thank you guys. i really appreiciate it. hopefully i dont have to do any time. i cant take it.

monkey i did not know because i had old address on my liscense.

because of an old address is the reason for the suspension? You will be fine.
Just worry about how to sneak us into the CitiOpen courts!
 

coolblue123

Hall of Fame
i just tried it out tonight. too stiff. and not headlight enough. but not bad overall. will give it another shot. did you already order one?

I am so jealous! I think I will suspend the tw order for a couple of days.

Can I come to your shop and demo? if so, I'll email you.
 

TheJRK

Rookie
Good to see you back, tall one. How's Rio and the Mrs. JRK? Still have a shot at Rota?

The family is doing fine... took Rio out on spongebob courts for her first tennis lesson. She was really good at pointing out airplanes in the sky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2VuxhcnYyA&feature=share&noredirect=1

She's much better at swimming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s5FNurjQWU

I was at Bethesda a few days ago for Baby #2 appointment and was wondering if TM and Sappy still worked there, then I decided to check the TMAC website to see what was up.

There is still some hope for Rota after the wife's tour at Belvoir.
 

The_Question

Hall of Fame
hopefully i dont have to do any time. i cant take it.

monkey i did not know because i had old address on my liscense.

Zap, with something like that, you're not going to the slammer. However, you will not be driving for a very, very long time though (so sell the tag), and prepare to donate your weekends for charity.

I see there's a meet coming up, but no Topaz...? *sniff*sniff* :cry:
 

hollywood9826

Hall of Fame
thank you guys. i really appreiciate it. hopefully i dont have to do any time. i cant take it.

monkey i did not know because i had old address on my liscense.

The license wasnt suspended then it was just expired so you were techically driving without a license.

You moved and didnt get a change of address on your license. So when they mailed the letter to you you didnt get it. Thats probably a pretty bad excuse. Have you at least since then gone to MVA and re-did you rlicense or are you still driving with he expired one.

They probably dont lock you up, but you will probably end up paying the 500 dollar fine. Probably get the 5 pts and the points from the speeding ticket.

It is your resposibilty to let the MVA or state govt. know where you live it is not the states fault you forgot and let you license expire. Which essentially what you will be saying in court. Its pretty much the worst excuse and last thing a judge will want to hear.

because of an old address is the reason for the suspension? You will be fine.
Just worry about how to sneak us into the CitiOpen courts!

In the words of Lee Corso.

"Not so fast my friend"

What do you mean by fine? He will have to pay one, but shouldnt get lail time. Maybe a weekend like they did with my sister, but not enough to stress over.
 

coolblue123

Hall of Fame
The license wasnt suspended then it was just expired so you were techically driving without a license.

You moved and didnt get a change of address on your license. So when they mailed the letter to you you didnt get it. Thats probably a pretty bad excuse. Have you at least since then gone to MVA and re-did you rlicense or are you still driving with he expired one.

They probably dont lock you up, but you will probably end up paying the 500 dollar fine. Probably get the 5 pts and the points from the speeding ticket.

It is your resposibilty to let the MVA or state govt. know where you live it is not the states fault you forgot and let you license expire. Which essentially what you will be saying in court. Its pretty much the worst excuse and last thing a judge will want to hear.



In the words of Lee Corso.

"Not so fast my friend"

What do you mean by fine? He will have to pay one, but shouldnt get lail time. Maybe a weekend like they did with my sister, but not enough to stress over.

I guess it would depend on the judge. ur right, no jail time but with a fine.
 

Xisbum

Semi-Pro
It is your resposibilty to let the MVA or state govt. know where you live it is not the states fault you forgot and let you license expire.

Know what I said when we moved out of VA? F the MVA, F the State, and F the Judge. Let 'em find me.

The family is doing fine... took Rio out on spongebob courts for her first tennis lesson. She was really good at pointing out airplanes in the sky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2VuxhcnYyA&feature=share&noredirect=1

She's much better at swimming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s5FNurjQWU

I was at Bethesda a few days ago for Baby #2 appointment and was wondering if TM and Sappy still worked there, then I decided to check the TMAC website to see what was up.

There is still some hope for Rota after the wife's tour at Belvoir.

LOL. I've seen that groundstroke somewhere. Now where was it? Oh, yeah, last time I hit with Sappy.

Uh, what kind of shoes is she wearing? :)

P.S. Grats on the newbie. Gonna name her Playa?
 

sapient007

Semi-Pro
^^
she didn't look like she was out of breath so the swing is not quite mine yet... but close. JRK you should get DNA test, i'll send you my cheek swap

as for the 2nd one.. her name should be ""hungry like the wolf""
 

TheJRK

Rookie
Well, baby #2 won't make his/her debut until October... no names yet.

Rio was wearing Adidas and she did actually trip and smack her face later on. That part I didn't catch on video although I thought I heard Sup's voice in my head like Obi Wan.
 
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