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Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
Some Danish football hooligans roll in and start causing trouble. They are here for Dedans birthday. Roligans? I don't thin so! Brawls are breaking out; tables and chairs are flying. The drunken hooligans begin singing "Happy Birthday."
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
One of the hooligans sets her eyes on the ceiling fan.
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peter
Professional
This is getting silly
Emma's tennis results the last week:
Tournament: Skummeslövsspelen 2012
GS14: Lost in the semifinal (against Sofia Karlsson)
Tournament: Kalmarspelen 2012
GS14: Lost in the semifinal (again against Sofia Karlsson)
GD15: Won
GS16: Won
GD18: Won
Tournament: USIF Sommarspelen 2012
GS14: Won
GS16: ??? (Only two players - so kind of silly - match being played now, I think Emma has a good chance to win it - unless she's too tired from the two other matches she played today in GS14).
For a girl that basically quit tennis this winter that's... Pretty OK results I think! Both where fairly small tournaments but what the heck - wins are always good
I feel this is perhaps might be some cause for some free scotch whisky! Don't you think so too? Free scotch for all!!
Emma's tennis results the last week:
Tournament: Skummeslövsspelen 2012
GS14: Lost in the semifinal (against Sofia Karlsson)
Tournament: Kalmarspelen 2012
GS14: Lost in the semifinal (again against Sofia Karlsson)
GD15: Won
GS16: Won
GD18: Won
Tournament: USIF Sommarspelen 2012
GS14: Won
GS16: ??? (Only two players - so kind of silly - match being played now, I think Emma has a good chance to win it - unless she's too tired from the two other matches she played today in GS14).
For a girl that basically quit tennis this winter that's... Pretty OK results I think! Both where fairly small tournaments but what the heck - wins are always good
I feel this is perhaps might be some cause for some free scotch whisky! Don't you think so too? Free scotch for all!!
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
Free whisky? Count me in! Also, well done, Emma!
Wow, there are beer bottles everywhere. The Danish football hooligans really had some party here. Where's the lemur?
Wow, there are beer bottles everywhere. The Danish football hooligans really had some party here. Where's the lemur?
Fee
Legend
Think I need to call a maid service, this place is beyond my abilities.
Mike, don't hit me, but I'm thinking I'm going to pick up some herring on my next trip to Ikea. I was thinking I would get the sour cream, the dill, and maybe the mustard one, or maybe the garlic one. Put it on a piece of rye bread. Is that the way for beginners to try it first time?
Mike, don't hit me, but I'm thinking I'm going to pick up some herring on my next trip to Ikea. I was thinking I would get the sour cream, the dill, and maybe the mustard one, or maybe the garlic one. Put it on a piece of rye bread. Is that the way for beginners to try it first time?
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
Of course, pickled herring is best taken from a bistro along with dill pickles and dark rye. It is then best enjoyed in a cab with Stolichnaya on the way home.
In Russia, herring on rye bread is often a very basic dish, served as an appetizer with many other dishes. There are many good Russian recipes for salads with pickled herring.
I would recommend the basic Danish smørrebrød, which is a buttered dark rye single piece of bread, pickled herrings (not too much), red onions, and fresh dill. Other ingredients, like capers, are often added. In Denmark, this is usually served with with other kinds of smørrebrød.
On its own, it might be a little dull, depending on the quality and freshness of the pickled herring. Using a little imagination is a good thing here.
Another option is to go the Midsommar route. I like to have small potatoes with sour cream and chives, and a Russian-style beetroot salad (not a traditional part of the meal, of course) with pickled herring.
I notice the last Danish football hooligan leave the Bistro. She was using the lemur as a pillow. He is pretty angry.
In Russia, herring on rye bread is often a very basic dish, served as an appetizer with many other dishes. There are many good Russian recipes for salads with pickled herring.
I would recommend the basic Danish smørrebrød, which is a buttered dark rye single piece of bread, pickled herrings (not too much), red onions, and fresh dill. Other ingredients, like capers, are often added. In Denmark, this is usually served with with other kinds of smørrebrød.
On its own, it might be a little dull, depending on the quality and freshness of the pickled herring. Using a little imagination is a good thing here.
Another option is to go the Midsommar route. I like to have small potatoes with sour cream and chives, and a Russian-style beetroot salad (not a traditional part of the meal, of course) with pickled herring.
I notice the last Danish football hooligan leave the Bistro. She was using the lemur as a pillow. He is pretty angry.
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maverick66
Hall of Fame
Im curious if anyone has heard a thing from the woman that owns this thing. It seems she has moved on to cooler people and left us in the dust.
peter
Professional
Cooler people? Does not exist! I bet she's still hiding in some closet in the back of this place somewhere...
peter
Professional
Yeah, sort of. She knows that I sometimes write stuff here. I haven't been able to lure her into this site yet though. (Had it been a ice hockey forum it would have been easier
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
This is a very good way to enjoy herring! Mayonnaise and eggs go very well with herring.
maverick66
Hall of Fame
As of today I am an uncle. I feel old and need a beer.
TenniseaWilliams
Professional
Congrats Mav! I have beer for the Bistro but it isn't cold yet. I also have some Stolichnaya for Mike, and some fleas for the lemurs.
When is the last time anyone cleaned the ceiling fan? I think I saw a seltzer bottle behind the bar...
When is the last time anyone cleaned the ceiling fan? I think I saw a seltzer bottle behind the bar...
peter
Professional
Here's a cold Carlsberg from my own personal stash. Hschhh! Don't tell the bar folks!
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
I see that the lemur is enjoying a bowl of fleas while watching tennis in the lounge. People are afraid of discovering what is on the fan, or, more importantly, what is going on up there.
After taking a drink from my glass of Stolichnaya, I send another congratulatory beer to Mav. Why is ILC stealing one of the Bistro refrigerators? Did Dedans leave with the Danish soccer hooligans?
After taking a drink from my glass of Stolichnaya, I send another congratulatory beer to Mav. Why is ILC stealing one of the Bistro refrigerators? Did Dedans leave with the Danish soccer hooligans?
Dedans Penthouse
Legend
You (once again) are the cat's meow, Czar Bulgakov - a la the Rocky & Bullwinkle cool version of Boris Badenov -
As for moi, comely as they is, Im leaving those "Danish Butter Cookie" hooligans to you ..... me?, I'm opting for the exquisitely incandescent and ever so scrumpty-diddly-umptious Scottish Thistle .....
sidebar:
Mike, as far as herring (or more commonly served, salmon) goes, growing up, was served on a platter with "black bread" with 'the fixin's' ..... chopped red onion, ooddles of fresh dill, chopped egg, capers, tiny slices of lemon, and maybe some horseradish along with a nice, tangy-sweet mustard. ... ah! .... those mini salmon-on-open-faced-black-bread sandwiches (with the fix'ins) together with (having come of age) an ice-cold flute o' a "brut" bubbly .... heaven on earth! ......
herring: simply put, nothing like a no-frills dish of pickled herring along with some boiled 'new' potatoes with butter & dill, black bread and (after a hefty "uber-belt" of vodka from the freezer), an ice-cold Karhu ..... "bear beer de la Suomi"
Senti, (belated) thanks
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Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
This looks very good as well:
ilovecarlos
Professional
Congrats uncle Mav!
Congrats to Emma!
Mikey, get those Danish hussies away from the ceiling fan!
Bistro peeps.....something very exciting may happen soon......sssshhhhhh...it's a secret. ILC cannot tell just yet, when it happens, you'll know!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats to Emma!
Mikey, get those Danish hussies away from the ceiling fan!
Bistro peeps.....something very exciting may happen soon......sssshhhhhh...it's a secret. ILC cannot tell just yet, when it happens, you'll know!!!!!!!!!!
ilovecarlos
Professional
Oh Senti, you silly man.....the surprise is not food related. If it works out, believe me, you'll know. It should happen soon
maverick66
Hall of Fame
does it involve whip cream, naked women, and a pineapple?
ilovecarlos
Professional
It involves a person. A female. Sometimes she's naked and I'm sure that she's into whipped cream and pineapple
maverick66
Hall of Fame
well now you got me interested in this surprise.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Oh Senti, you silly man.....the surprise is not food related. If it works out, believe me, you'll know. It should happen soon
I was just kiddin' bout the food
Best of luck.
peter
Professional
Me too!! Waiting....
maverick66
Hall of Fame
so either CC or Malakas is coming back?
is my guess correct?
is my guess correct?
ilovecarlos
Professional
Sssssshhhhhhh.......!!!!!!! Maybe
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
I am trying to figure out where a pineapple fits in here.
maverick66
Hall of Fame
I wasnt to sure either but I had pineapple for dessert so it was on the mind. Guess it could be rubbed on the skin for a sweet taste but make sure to cut it up first or that could be interesting.
diredesire
Adjunct Moderator
I wonder what it is... :twisted:
Dedans Penthouse
Legend
It involves a person. A female. Sometimes
she's naked and I'm sure that she's into whipped cream and pineapple
naked with whipped cream...????...oh yes!......heh, heh....!!
maverick66
Hall of Fame
I got tired of waiting so I brought my own whipcream and women.
maverick66
Hall of Fame
We got teased. where is this surprise we where teased with.
ilovecarlos
Professional
No honest. Something WAS supposed to happen. Still probably will, just taking a tad longer than expected.
Drinks for everyone to make up for my tease......
Sorry....don't be upset with me
Drinks for everyone to make up for my tease......
Sorry....don't be upset with me
maverick66
Hall of Fame
i was expecting whip cream and women. Glad i brought my own.
Dedans Penthouse
Legend
"we'll serve no wine ..... before its time"
It's wonderful how you "take a tad longer than expected" oh most nonpareil tease-to-please Goddess of goddesses.No honest. Something WAS supposed to happen. Still probably will, just taking a tad longer than expected.
Drinks for everyone to make up for my tease......
Sorry....don't be upset with me
ilovecarlos
Professional
See Mav.....some people think taking longer is ok
Most Beloved, race you to the ceiling fan.......
Most Beloved, race you to the ceiling fan.......
maverick66
Hall of Fame
See Mav.....some people think taking longer is ok
Most Beloved, race you to the ceiling fan.......
this made me laugh. In her appreciation of waiting she wants to race to the fan.
Women they be crazy but we love them anyways.
ilovecarlos
Professional
Oh dearest Senti, ILC Would never do that to the wobderful peeps at the Bistro. I should never have teased, but that "I know something they don't know" got the better part of me. Shame on me.
***hangs head in shame***
***hangs head in shame***
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
That's okay, I was just kidding, life would be no fun without such stuff.
tc, senti
wrxinsc
Professional
Being the quoted is the only post i have read in this thread (legendary thread by post count) it is clear to me if i start from the beginning i will not leave my 'puter (yes ok, it's a mac) for days. And my family is not tolerant of such behavior.
May I simply jump in as a stranger? Are you tolerant of this behavior? I like you folks based solely on that one post. No ****. And not in a 'flattery will get you...' sort of thing.
Thanks in advance.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Do check the first page to know the guidelines/intent of this thread. Basically a friendly thread, no fights, and iirc, no spoilers. Lots of food and drink on the houseBeing the quoted is the only post i have read in this thread (legendary thread by post count) it is clear to me if i start from the beginning i will not leave my 'puter (yes ok, it's a mac) for days. And my family is not tolerant of such behavior.
May I simply jump in as a stranger? Are you tolerant of this behavior? I like you folks based solely on that one post. No ****. And not in a 'flattery will get you...' sort of thing.
Thanks in advance.
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
Everyone is welcome at the Bistro. Just don't look up at the ceiling fan; you do not want to know what is going on up there. I have never heard of the Cackalacky South. Based on the term, it sounds like an interesting place.
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