Sharapova will win Aussie open

Nostradamus

Bionic Poster
I saw this in my vision. I will record this in the journals. Sharapova will win aussie open
 
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nikdom

Guest
Will Nadal confess too, like Lance? What does your third eye say?
 

Duncan Bell

Hall of Fame
I love these wild prediction threads that sink the moment said player gets knocked out. This could the be death knell for Sugarpova.
 

THUNDERVOLLEY

G.O.A.T.
A better prediction would be, "Sharapova will dump wannabe-Fed faster than the wink of an eye."

OP should have used the prediction above.
 
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Mehhh for two reasons:
  • She's likely to crash and burn against Serena.
  • Even if you're correct, you only called it after she won her first two matches 6-0 6-0. That's not predicting, that's bandwagonning. :p


Regards,
MDL
 

veroniquem

Bionic Poster
She hasn't faced an opponent who could play yet. Easy to shine when you get the weakest competition in the draw.
 
Let's hope so, she's always been a fave of mine (don't like the shrieking though). Actually big fan of Azarenka too (don't like the shrieking though).
 

Towser83

G.O.A.T.
Sharapovo only has 2 gears - Incredible and terrible. 4 times in her career she's managed to be in incredible mode and win a slam, and she will have to play totally on fire to beat Serena because she's (Serena) a class above her on a bad day. I do hope Venus can take her out long efore then though.
 
Masha has can double bagel opponents - hell, maybe even without even losing a point all the way until she meets Serena.

And then she will get double bagelled, easily.
 

InvisibleSoul

Hall of Fame
Way to go out on a limb.

Reminds me of one of the commentators on ESPN. They were asked to pick an outsider who they think could win, and one guy picks Azarenka.

Yep, she's an outsider... even though she's seeded #1. Way to pick 'em.
 

Nostradamus

Bionic Poster
Way to go out on a limb.

Reminds me of one of the commentators on ESPN. They were asked to pick an outsider who they think could win, and one guy picks Azarenka.

Yep, she's an outsider... even though she's seeded #1. Way to pick 'em.

This is not a pick. this is what I saw in my vision. and it was pretty good. she even kissed me after the trophy presentation, not sure why ? I didn't refuse though.
 

jones101

Hall of Fame
Masha has can double bagel opponents - hell, maybe even without even losing a point all the way until she meets Serena.

And then she will get double bagelled, easily.

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Nostradamus

Bionic Poster
Well she did lose 4 games, compared to absolutely zero in the first two matches combined. That's quite a difference. :p

Yes, I saw the vision again. Maria was holding up the trophy. it came to me in my dreams just now. she gave me a wink and blew me a kiss.
 

Love Game

Talk Tennis Guru
I love these wild prediction threads that sink the moment said player gets knocked out. This could the be death knell for Sugarpova.

yeh. sugarpova is a shrieking banshee who takes ALL the enjoyment out of watching a tennis match on TV or listening on headphones.

In legend, a banshee is a fairy woman who begins to wail if someone is about to die. In Scottish Gaelic mythology she is known as the bean sìth or bean-nighe and is seen washing the blood-stained clothes or armour of those who are about to die -- Wiki

shriekapova and her screaming sisters preside over the death of taking pleasure in watching a tennis match ... hope she gets what she deserves ... and that's not the final of any tournament ever again! :mad:
 

Nostradamus

Bionic Poster
She doesn't deserve it. Plain and simple. Because she has ruined watching by her hindrance screaming for hours when her opponent keeps her out there.

She has lots of Gas. She has to scream in order to mask the sound of you know what when she sometimes releases as she hits the ball.
 

Love Game

Talk Tennis Guru
She has lots of Gas. She has to scream in order to mask the sound of you know what when she sometimes releases as she hits the ball.

K so I've been mad about this ever since I had to turn off her match tonight (in which Venus was also screeching) .... gotta admit you made me laugh!

Thanks! :mrgreen:
 

Nostradamus

Bionic Poster
K so I've been mad about this ever since I had to turn off her match tonight (in which Venus was also screeching) .... gotta admit you made me laugh!

Thanks! :mrgreen:

See, how in your Avatar, she is like trying to hold it in but she can't and has to let it go. if she doesn't screem, then 3 billion people in the world will hear it. and what will become of her Sharapova perfume sales and not to mention Sugarpova candies.:(
 

Love Game

Talk Tennis Guru
See, how in your Avatar, she is like trying to hold it in but she can't and has to let it go. if she doesn't screem, then 3 billion people in the world will hear it. and what will become of her Sharapova perfume sales and not to mention Sugarpova candies.:(

true ... BUT ... when I think how she screams literally on every stroke, then it would seem she'd go shooting off around the stadium like a punctured balloon if you're right ... regardless ... the idea makes me laff

Did you see there's a new Russian player named PUTINtseva?
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... lol ... born in Russia, of course, but changed representation from Russia to Kazakhstan in May 2012.
 

Nostradamus

Bionic Poster
I actually felt the kiss from Maria last night I had my vision. That trophy is so nice when I held it too, she let me hold it for little bit
 
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