stringertom
Bionic Poster
Q: Why does a fart have odor?
A: For the benefit of the deaf!
A: For the benefit of the deaf!
Q: Why does a fart have odor?
A: For the benefit of the deaf!
I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.
Save any further quality put-downs for your good buddy, xxxx! Now, by looking at my watch, I have already spent too much time with you!
Thats the 5th time i looked at it and didnt see godzilla until you mentioned he was actully in there.
That reminds me of the time I went and saw the CN Tower.
If Abu Hamza gets the eletric chair, could he stick his hook up in the air and pretend he's a bumper car?
That;s actually who I had in mind, but did not wanna offend anyone.
Actually, I'm not so much offering this gem of humor as trying to bait Sentinel into reviving this poor thread. I poked around the forum a little and learned he's been concentrating on finding a lost dog, certainly more important than fooling around on-line. Hope it goes well.
This thread has temporarily moved to suresh's (excellent) tips on giving tips thread.
btw. I searched far and wide for 5-6 weeks but had to call it off since parents are not well and need a lot of looking after. Unable to get out of the house.
Leelord, i came back to check your sig. Best sig forever.
Thank you Senti! :^) you've got the best avatars ever. Glad to cya back.
Sorry about the family prob, and hope things clear up fast.
The manhattan project was an attempt to reproduce the Power of chuck Norris's round house kick... They failed.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Just rediscovered these today, never gets old haha
Why are there jokes about Bruce Lee?
Because Bruce Lee ain't no joke.
(This joke assumes you've seen Return of the Dragon)