Knock over Nadal's water bottles.
Umm, what?
Or you could play a gentleman's sport like a gentleman.
I guess you haven't watched tennis in the last month.
How to tick an opponent off!
Or you could play a gentleman's sport like a gentleman.
I do say, good sir. The game of Tennis is for Kings, scholars, and gentlemen. No low-life peasants shall be-ith allowed to participate-ith in such an extravagant activity. Absolutely no women allowed either.. since it is a gentlemen's sport. The game of tennis is only fit for the gentlest of gentlemen.
I posted this on a health and fitness thread, but I take a two liter bottle of sprite and chug it all down when we switch sides. Then belch in their face.
Yell come on when they double fault
This joke didnt work in post 6 why would it work on post 13?
ask to borrow a racquet as your wife took the wrong car leaving you with out your gear...play the match...when you WIN smash the racquet in TRIUMPH.
When your opponent has match point, tell him you need to use the restroom. Then just leave.
but if you take your bag and car keys, wouldn't the opponent know something is up ???