Blasphemy! Tennis is now boring? Heresy! How can tennis be boring when we have 4,236 rallies of 1,798 shots every match? People want sustained ball bashing. That is real tennis! Not the cissy big serve 2-volley stuff or God forbid, that all-court attacking rubbish!!!
The way tennis is going, we'll probably see the finest clay court tennis played at Wimbledon in a few years ' time. And as for Roland Garros, we will have the greatest displays of dinglydonglypinglypongly ever seen in any era!
Ha ha it happened to me. My opponents were playing I-formation and I bunted the ball just over the net right at him. He was so surprised, he volleyed it for a winner while his partner was screaming at him to let it go.
The guy was sporting enough to give us the point.
I noticed something from watching the YouTube videos though, and that is the very few Screamerovas and Wailingcics around in the Women's section.
Not many Cummeronas either...or is all that merely my imagination?
Tennis has evolved? When it's all dinglydonglypinglypongly play?
Sorry but I come from an era whensingle-handed and 2-handed baselines, sv-ers and allcourt players could be seen regularly on tour. Now, if you pixelated their faces, I bet nobody could tell who was whom.