Headed to the Suresh Tennis Center Tonight
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stringertom
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How ugly are the ball girls at the Sewretchian center? We know he wouldn't appreciate any objectification going on there under his name!
Sentinel
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Your family's quite lean compared to you
stringertom
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Sentinel
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Haha !They were slow at the table, unlike Sneaky Sewretch.
But what is he doing with his left hand ? Reminds me of a famous tennis playa.
stringertom
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He released his innerDal to overwhelm the dalliance of Daliovic. That and a whole load of Spray. You were in the presence of greatness!
magdalenapratt
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Are all Indian men this sexy and this handsome? What's the secret of their thick black hair and mustache?
Sentinel
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No. Only about 99.99 percent.Are all Indian men this sexy and this handsome? What's the secret of their thick black hair and mustache?
i.e, barring me, everyone is sexy and handsome. The women are sexy and beautiful, too. Some Serbian tennis pros can't resist even the ordinary ones.
Here is a photo of me. As you can see, I am not a looker.
Are all Indian men this sexy and this handsome? What's the secret of their thick black hair and mustache?
Indian men apply all kinds of oils to their hair
donquijote
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stringertom
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Sewretch was automatically passed on his exam by providing slo mo video of his perfect form with his forkhand at The Golden Corral. The USPTA believes a hungry child is a terrible thing to waist.
Bender
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Welcome to
Sureshs Tennis Developments for Aspiring Sewretchian Sportsmen
(aka STDs for ASS)
Come for the tennis, stay for the spray.
Sureshs Tennis Developments for Aspiring Sewretchian Sportsmen
(aka STDs for ASS)
Come for the tennis, stay for the spray.
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Sentinel
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You could have come just for the spray.
stringertom
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When Coachreshs has a post-match relaxing dip into the Pacific, he gives a hole new meaning to Ocean Spray.
Bender
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Found an image of thatWhen Coachreshs has a post-match relaxing dip into the Pacific, he gives a hole new meaning to Ocean Spray.
Power Player
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I was at the Center last night looking for Dali, but he never sprayed; so I met a young, attractive girl from Hungary who engaged me in full workout.
As the sun dropped down over Nagavara Lake, we shared personal memories and discussed future plans. Her friend, spurned by Dali's no show, vowed to never return to the STC again.
As the sun dropped down over Nagavara Lake, we shared personal memories and discussed future plans. Her friend, spurned by Dali's no show, vowed to never return to the STC again.
chikoo
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Ugly.
Now this is dapper
That's me!
I'll let if go this time, but please refrain from posting my image without prior permission.
Thanking you kindly.
gut wax
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stringertom
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Coachreshs does not accept weak minded 4.0's. That is DollyJoel's dilemma.Heard Novak will be arriving at the Suresh Academy today and start training with Sureshgassy.
Or should that be Sureshis Pecker ?
Power Player
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I stopped by tonight.
Sentinel
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Tell us more.
JoelDali
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Just got back from the center. I saw a guy brushing his teeth in the bathroom which is disgusting in my opinion. Also, the door to the men's bathroom is in the main hallway and it opens and closes by way of a button and so it pauses when opening so the guys standing there taking a leak can be seen from the hallway corridor. This is wierd. I asked the attendant to speak with suresh on making the door not pause.
Also, there is no food and very little water. There was a bowl of dates on the court for all players but what good are dates.
Look I love the Center and I'm a top 4.5 in the ITF leagues but I am considering canceling my membership if things don't shape up.
Also, there is no food and very little water. There was a bowl of dates on the court for all players but what good are dates.
Look I love the Center and I'm a top 4.5 in the ITF leagues but I am considering canceling my membership if things don't shape up.
Rusty Shackleford
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Of course there is no food. What did you expect? Sureshs hasn't packed bis ribcage by letting other people eat his food.
Power Player
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Went to the Center today. I asked the IT staff about fixing the Men's room door. Instead of fixing it, they have simply removed it for now. I will check back in a few days.
The food situation has improved! There is now a machine that dispenses Rollos and Funions. Additionally, there is a hose hanging from the fence of court 3 if anyone gets parched.
The food situation has improved! There is now a machine that dispenses Rollos and Funions. Additionally, there is a hose hanging from the fence of court 3 if anyone gets parched.
Sentinel
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Now please complain about the ladies restroom door. It squeaks and grunts a lot.
stringertom
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Rusty Shackleford
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Both stalls were out of commission. Yuck! Somebody dropped a lot of used toilet paper in one corner too. Why? What does Sureshs do with our money? Gursharan the janitor is always giving me the stink eye too, instead of plunging where plunging is due.
Sentinel
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Headed to the STC to clear my heavy heart and sole. Hoping to meet and finally play with Joel from the Americas and show him that we Indians got game too.
Use the bushes, silly. What are they there for, anyway ? Use the leaves to wipe your bum as I used to do when I was stationed in the trenches during World War 2 and we beat the the evil forces back.
Use the bushes, silly. What are they there for, anyway ? Use the leaves to wipe your bum as I used to do when I was stationed in the trenches during World War 2 and we beat the the evil forces back.
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Rusty Shackleford
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chikoo
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Brushing in the bathroom is etiquette. After all the clay courts are made of serwtchian holy dung.
stringertom
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Can you imagine the size of the sling required to polish the heavy ballz of Sewretch???
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Power Player
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French Open viewing party at the STC this AM. BYOB, but I believe Snail Pad Thai will be served.
Sentinel
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I was taking a leak in the men's room the other day and this creepy looking guy was staring at me from outside.
Froke me out. By the time I called security he had scooted.
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