Depends on how you compare them (and there are so many ways...)
Head to head:
1.
Becker has a winning record against both Swedes (7-3 vs Mats, 25-10 vs Stefan).
2.
Wilander has a winning record against Stefan (11-9), and also dated Stefan's wife Annette when they were at school in Vaxjo.
3.
Edberg is a feeble, useless layabout and lollygagger.
Record vs Lendl, the dominant player of their era:
1.
Edberg is 14-13, and 5-4 in slams
2.
Becker is 10-11, but 5-1 in slams
3.
Wilander is 7-15, and 4-5 in slams
...but Wilander and Becker score bonus points because
Lendl thinks they're both a***holes.
Social media presence:
1.
Becker has 300k followers on Instagram, 600k followers on Twitter, and
picks online fights with Nick Kyrgios. Easy win.
2.
Wilander has barely 13k followers on Instagram, and has tweeted only five times. And one of those was just a link to his LinkedIn profile. Ewwww.
3.
Edberg doesn't seem to have any social media accounts, so even Mats looks cool next to him.
Financial acumen:
1.
Edberg runs his own hedge fund. Well out in front here.
2.
Wilander recently sold his 80-acre ranch in Idaho for $4.75 million, so he's likely not stressing about paying the bills.
3.
Becker's familiar with bankruptcy proceedings.
Most fun at parties:
1.
Wilander, with his 1997 suspension for cocaine use and experience
shredding his axe onstage with Yannick Noah, tops this list.
2.
Becker comes second, unless he's in a broom cupboard with a waitress.
3.
Edberg... runs his own hedge fund.
Most likely to impregnate your daughter:
1.
Becker by a country mile. In fact, have you seen your daughter in the last five minutes? It may already be too late.
2.
Wilander has four kids, so likely as keen a shagger as Andy Murray.
3.
Edberg is so nice they named a sportsmanship award after him, and we all know your daughter prefers bad boys.
Most reliable wingman in a bar fight:
1.
Edberg. A shock victory here for the mild-mannered Stefan, because he's the only one of the trio to have
killed a man. It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for.
2.
Becker. Towering over his Swedish rivals, he can not only rely on his Aryan
Übermench strength, but the
lethal weapons his elbows have recently become.
3.
Wilander. Smaller and faster than the others, and therefore less useful in battle and more likely to flee the scene to save himself.
Least likely to require plastic surgery:
1.
Edberg remains impressively immune to the passing of time. The hair's a little thinner, but otherwise he's in fine fettle.
2.
Wilander. Not a bad looker, but a wee bit wrinkly now that he's in his late 50s.
3.
Becker looks like he already went under the knife, and should perhaps be demanding a refund.
