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  1. the green god

    Federer will beat Nadal in 5 sets

    Best to wait for Cincinnati.
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    Do you get emotional when watching pro matches? Why?

    Uh, no. I cried at the birth of my children and the death of my father. I sobbed uncontrollably at the end of Toy Story 3, you know the important stuff. Tennis not so much. As George Bailey might say, "In the whole vast configuration of things, I'd say tennis is nothing but a scurvy little spider!"
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    Recommend me some good podcasts, audiobooks, etc.

    Walking The Floor With Chris Shiflett.
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    Is Celine Ok?

    Needs more gravy.
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    Walking onto a booked court - what is the correct 'etiquette'?

    Put your bag on the bench like a boss and tell them to get the f--- off the court.
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    Henman ProBraided

    Ah, the good old days of paint jobs. Good times.
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    Do you know which player first started not to care...

    "Masters. We don't need no stinkin' Masters!!!"
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    what's the practice in your church....

    I foresee a key party happening soon.
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    Federer Vs Zverev (Hopman Cup)

    Zverev needs more sawdust.
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    The Break Room

    Transitional Romanesque architecture was neither transitional nor Romanesque. Discuss.
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    Pete Sampras : What are his best performances ?

    Sniff, sniff. I wish 90s Clay was here for this, he would be so happy.
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    Pete Sampras : What are his best performances ?

    The first set against Agassi was god mode tennis.
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    2 tennis players you always hated

    Ivan Lendl and as a doubles performer, Ivan Lendl.
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    Bernard "Bernie" Tomic -rises from the ashes towards top-10 (?)

    As long as they hit the ball right to him, he's a lock.
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    just an observation at the U.S. open

    Cojónes got smaller.
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    Milos Raonic pulls out of French Open

    Needs to start dating Jenny Craig.
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    What can you do for your favourite pros??

    I've chosen to get a life.