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Alcaraz was clutch!

It's crazy with the advantage Fed had for a long time and then 2017. But still. Djokovic is the Michael Myers of tennis. No matter how many times you think he is dead he still keeps coming after you.

That's some crazy stuff there. Alcaraz moonwalking his way towards the slam record. :D

Whatever he does now is making a herculean task even harder for Alcaraz (or whichever superdominant player may come up in the future). Imagine Nadal and Fed hadn't existed. Nole would be sitting on 35 slams easy.

Whatever he does now is making a herculean task even harder for Alcaraz (or whichever superdominant player may come up in the future. Imagine Nadal and Fed hadn't existed. Nole would be sitting on 35 slams easy!

I think you are being a little conservative. But taking into account Alcaraz will only be improving and (maybe) Sinner and Rune might also be threats you could be right. Then again, it's Novak Freaking Djokovic we are talking about here.

Now that he has 24 I have the feeling that 30 is not out of his gunsight.

I am not his greatest fan but you have to recognize greatness when you see it, congratulations. I also have the feeling he is far from done.

Didn't Alcaraz just beat Djokovic at Wimbledon? It's not like Djokovic is better at the USO than at Wimbledon. Alcaraz's run last year at the USO was not easy though, so he might have been depleted in a final. A much better thread would have been to ask whether Nole could have beaten Alcaraz in...

Sureshs was woke in the 80s, when it was customary to wolf whistle at librarians and to smack the behinds of midwestern diner waitresses in their forties.

Sureshs chocolate torpedo defense system is only used in Stall #2 to uphold the American ideals of justice and democracy, and never for hostile porpoises.

Sureshs supports several malnourished orphans just with the cookie crumbs that fall from his double chin.

They came out of Uranus, the question is what part of the Pa.s.s.ific they landed on. Imagine the boost to the local economy. The natives being able to use your drop volley to smear on the side of their huts for insulation. Not to mention their use as building materials for smelly voodoo dolls.

I think his friend can't possibly be that good looking. I think he was just being kind to his friend. Or maybe he took your picture to sell it to @ojo rojo for his Photo ops.

Is the only entry in the index Uranus? <he he he>

The janitor at the P.F. Chang's has also requested Hawk Eye to be installed in Stall #2 because he claims you are often off by a foot or more.

Where did they go? On the udder hand, you don't need to answer that.

And her drop volleys are probably not even in the ballpark.

What are you implying by this? Does this have to do with Sampras's name pronounced by a Chinese Persian, or is it other type of joke I am not familiar with?

Is the tent slime green in color?

You look 20 years younger in this pitcher. Did you Photoshop it, or did you cut back on gulab jamuns for the photoshoot? Also, it looks like that belt isn't doing anything, sawry to tell you. Are you using it for ornamental raisins?

Oh Suri Boy the pipes the pipes are weeping... The Stall #2 pipes, that is.

Shore you have, Shirley.

Wow. Why are you waiting so long to write The Cricket Encyclopedia?

If lifting one armpit doesn't work then he can lift the udder one, and there is no escaping that.

The clan of the O'Reshleys do control the gulab jamun racket in the Limerick area.

I've tried reconnecting with myself multiple times but it never works. Every time I call it says that the line is busy

Regardless of how competition might affect the assessment, whether Djokovic has declined enough to be a factor, etc, perform the eye test. Compare how Alcaraz plays on Wimbledon and how Nadal played. Alcaraz is the superior grass player by all accounts. Nadal played on grass in 2006 largely how...

Alcaraz, and it's no contest. Nadal was a great player in general in 2006, but his grass game was very underdeveloped. Alcaraz, with just two tournaments under his belt, cleaned the grass season, beating the strong favorite (and multi-Wimbledon champion) Djokovic. There is no comparison...

I like it how he sets up his protege to hit a winner off his blazing serve, and then he just stares at the ball as if he couldn't easily have gotten to it and hit a BH down the line winner. Such a generous and inspirational teacher. Wow.