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How far were you into your next match when you noticed it was missing?:twisted: For the record, make him pay for it.

Sorry, I didn't see this before you sold it ... At 43/40 you are way below the midrange tension for this racquet. If you are hitting "amazing or long" you should have turned up the tension a bit until you had the control you needed.

OP, I'm thinking you should carry an airhorn in your tennis bag for this type of obnoxious behavior ... use it when the loud person is about to serve.

First, thanks to everyone for such an entertaining thread. However, only one poster alluded to (but didn't actually say) the real answer. And yes, for many it is too late. To be in control of your tennis time, you need to "Be a man and wear no pants ... just a condom!";)

If she had been a doctor he probably would have asked her for a circumcision.:shock:

This was just another example of the Curse of Fedace :twisted:...

"It is so easy ... a caveman can do it." (I should know as I came back after a 28-year hiatus)8)

Woodrow, Yep, I am sure Feddie, errr Nostradamus, minored in statistics at Standford ... and, I am sure he has Standford at 110% with all other teams combined winning "when pigs fly."

No Worries ... You worry too much.

Wait ... maybe your decimal point is in the wrong spot and it is really down by 100. Yep, that's gotta be it ... so the new racquet must be a -2. Wait ... now that is a bit 'smallish' ...

I've seen him ... I played against him in a 4.0 doubles mixer (a few years ago) and he was definitely down in the 3.0 level. Very weird strokes and personality. No focus to boot. He is the kind of guy who might talk about himself in the third person. After three games in our "match" he walked...

Mandatory Breathe-Rite strips for the grunters. BAMMMM ... problem solved.:o

Whoa, I know what happened here ...

Cheez, CheesyFriend, Country Pumpkin

Fedace, it is good to see you back. How about that Cardinal team???:wink:

Jack Daniels

For instance .... Andy's Uncle Angus

I danno but I heard he made a hole in one using his one iron!

Secret Agent 007

Lips, I sent you a couple of emails (just in case they are not coming through). cheers, TourTenor

Portland Tennis Lips, Check in with the Portland Tennis Center (PTC) or its affiliate St. Johns. I have plenty of info on this tennis community and can help set up some tennis for you. Leave some contact info and I will be happy to chat ... TourTenor

Chicken Dinner ...

Seeing as how this thread seems to be the receptacle for brilliant ideas ... ... the alcohol discussion got me thinking about the old fake binoculars the held about a pint of whiskey. Why not create a tennis racquet of a similar nature? Yes, whenever you hit a fantastic winner and your...

As many can attest ... it isn't easy going without a Woody.

I didn't realize Venus was so large (except as a member of the Williams family)??

The most decisive moment ... for me ... the moment of conception. Thanks Mom and Dad

yep, I played a bancroft with the steel mesh ... back in the day! i used to think stiffer (racquet and strings) equals better. i could produce some serious racquet head speed to pound the ball and most of the time keep it in. i also played the T2000. talk about stiff. the racquets today are so...

Muahhahahaha ... I'm still laughing at the "Brave Fart" post ... and just managed to extract the spaghetti I was eating from my nasal passages. Now back to your regularly scheduled Wort Asso ... "The Black Forest"

Goober, You got me laughing and shaking my head ... you = well respected poster and tennis player ... on the other side, your relatives =