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A new Disney theme park is being constructed in Australia, and one of the featured attractions is the "Down Under" version of the Casey Jr. Circus Train ride:

Marijana was also the one in this Cheech and Chong grass court match:

Pancho Gonzalez is the the true GOAT. He was an absolute street fighter. He makes Federer, Nadal, and Djokovic look like Stepford wives. Jimmy Connors (who was a street fighter himself), said that if he were to choose one person to play for his life, he would choose Pancho Gonzalez: Today's...

Federer is like Kasparov and Alekhine in their aggressive, imaginative attacking styles. In addtion Nadal is like Karpov and Capablanca in their positional supremacy, impervious to attacks, steadily suffocating their opponents like a boa constrictor.

Stop crying Roger, the Kia man is going to treat you and Mirka to an all-you-can-eat buffet fest at Outback Steakhouse.

Looks like He-Man is sitting next to Rod Laver tonight:

I heard this guy has a bounty out on a smuggler named Solo.

That guy from Kia has to reduce his all-you-can-eat buffet fests at Outback Steakhouse.

Wow Federer is a Houdini escape artist, as Cilic had him on the ropes!

Television camera should not show Rod Laver. The woman sitting next to him looks really scary.

Rod Laver Arena ticket holders:

Roger is great, however there is only one GOAT:

Mayer is spot on in his analysis. Nadal is a battle axe whereas Federer is a fencing sword. Both are deadly, especially when most of their opponents are daggers.

You will never see Nastase/Connors/McEnroe/Lendl, Sampras/Agassi, et al. re-enact the sequel to Breakback Mountain like Federer and Nadal at the Laver Cup because today's tennis has become a complete joke:

Movie poster to the sequel to Breakback Mountain:

Nadal: Hey Roger you know there is no competition for us in the ATP except each other no? Federer: Yes that is why we are meant to be together forever and ever like cowboys on a mountain.

Aussie 2018 SF Chung vs. Federer pre-match hype:

Only hope for Cilic is if Mirka takes Federer out to a buffet binge at Outback Steakhouse.

The McEnroes better suit up and give the crowd an exo otherwise there is going to be a ticket refund riot:

Rod Laver night session ticket holders:

Normal families: My family:

Don't mess with Fenster:

Courier: What do you look for in a guy? Sharapova: Well he doesn't have any red hair :) At 3m29:

First they ban Vuvuzela, now Cornet. Next will be Trombone: http://www.espn.com/sports/soccer/news/_/id/5518726/uefa-bans-vuvuzelas-euro-2012-champions-league

Federer in 4 sets, but Chung is dangerous, with super consistent groundstrokes and incredible movement, like a bigger version of Guillermo Cañas, Nishikori, et al., players who make their opponents dig their own graves in errors. Federer will have to keep his unforced errors at a minimum while...

Federer told Courier that he and Rafa (and some other Nike sponsored players) chose the pink colors. Goddamn these idiots need to get their eyes checked.

The culprit is polyester strings as pioneered by Luxilon: "So staggered was Pete Sampras by the string's ability to turn defensive baseliners into forceful counter-punchers that he dubbed it 'Cheatalon' ." http://www.espn.com/sports/tennis/news/story?id=3064206 "Andre Agassi vividly detailed...