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  1. Genious at Work

    "Federer plays better on faster surfaces" myth busted

    Federer is an old man. Why troll like this?
  2. Genious at Work

    Official Sureshs tribute thread

    Wow. I thought I would never say this, but I hope Sureshs shuns Jolly's advances once more so I can catch him on the rebound.
  3. Genious at Work

    Official Sureshs tribute thread

    Black holes can create a ripple in the space-time continuum. Sureshs can create a ripple in your driveway if you are not careful.
  4. Genious at Work

    Official Sureshs tribute thread

    JollyDolly is buying an oversized sandbox for his backyard as wee speak.
  5. Genious at Work

    Official Sureshs tribute thread

    You sound jelly of the tall volleyball expro with the pendulous appendages that got to cuddle with Sureshs.
  6. Genious at Work

    Official Sureshs tribute thread

    Oh, the huge manatee!
  7. Genious at Work

    Official Sureshs tribute thread

    Sureshs also knows how to imitate the mating call of the wild caribou when he is sitting in the toilet. The man can do multiple things, unlike most human beans who can only do one thing and do it wrong.
  8. Genious at Work

    Official Sureshs tribute thread

    Did you let her cuddle in ur arms while you told her stories of your victories and bagelings of yore? Wait a second. Are ewe sure this was a lady? Jolly has been absent for a few days now.
  9. Genious at Work

    Official Sureshs tribute thread

    Wow. Did she bring her bags to the court?
  10. Genious at Work

    Official Sureshs tribute thread

    Wow. That's amazink. But something with those shadows is off. Not beeeeg enuf.
  11. Genious at Work

    DST changes

    Yes, I understand you have to be on your game. What you are doing requires a specific talent and you need to be sharp and ready. The creative aspect of it also adds an additional challenge, but it seems you thrive on it. Whatever you do as far as schedules is a finely tuned setup, and if it...
  12. Genious at Work

    Will or should Rafa play WTF?

    Fair enough, very fair. I gots a riddle for you. What do Zverev, Dimitrov, Davydenko, and Nalbandian have in common?
  13. Genious at Work

    word association game

    Shank
  14. Genious at Work

    Official Sureshs tribute thread

    JollyDolly just sent me an encrypted private massage through a secure platform and axed me to report ewe.
  15. Genious at Work

    Official Sureshs tribute thread

    JollyDolly mussed bee wailing like Jonas.
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    Official Sureshs tribute thread

    TGOA recommended Senti a woman to help him with his sleep. Besides the fact that that is like recommending cancer to prevent old age, she must not know that Senti already enjoys the best cure known to man for insomnia (the anthropomorphic slime green lava lamp net approach dance.)
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    Official Sureshs tribute thread

    Mr. Clean commited suicide over them. New Mr. Clean is an imposter. :(
  18. Genious at Work

    Official Sureshs tribute thread

    And Sureshs is the cuer four annowretxia.
  19. Genious at Work

    Official Sureshs tribute thread

    Fixated dat fur ewe.
  20. Genious at Work

    Official Sureshs tribute thread

    You can appreciate the Droop Volley under any condition, but doing it outdoors is much safer.
  21. Genious at Work

    Official Sureshs tribute thread

    Sureshs is so fat that when he went to the dentist he asked for a cream filling. Why did I respond to your poast with this informayshun? For no reason whatsoever. People need to know.
  22. Genious at Work

    Official Sureshs tribute thread

    Agassy is in Group Hewitt? Wow. Just Guau.
  23. Genious at Work

    Will or should Rafa play WTF?

    When you have a milliion dollar suit nobody looks at your socks, that's why. :D
  24. Genious at Work

    DST changes

    LOL awesome. Imagine Fantasia singing to you live. I have had that privilege with other singer which shall remain unnamed, and it is quite something having a professional singer perform for you at the piano.
  25. Genious at Work

    DST changes

    I get cha. You are saying that there is a method to your madness. What seems like a chaotic schedule is simply uncommon, but there is a pattern and changing the time one hour affects that pattern. That makes sense actually. The thing is that if your sleep adds up to 8 hours, then you are getting...
  26. Genious at Work

    Differences between dogs and cats

    I wouldn't lick a dog, but licking cats is kewl. Moistly.
  27. Genious at Work

    Official Sureshs tribute thread

    The other day I had to calm down my therapist because she had a panic attack and started crying when I told her that Sureshs hasn't released to the Internets in several years. The only day I could get her to calm down was to play a GIF loop of the Sureshs Droop Volley nonchalant net approach...
  28. Genious at Work

    Official Sureshs tribute thread

    When Sureshs drops a smoking fudge load and ur toilet becomes haunted, Who u gonna call?
  29. Genious at Work

    DST changes

    Yeah, I almost posted Fantasia's rendition as a matter of fact. She does that great.
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    Official Sureshs tribute thread

    U mussed gonsentrate, rittle glassoppel. Gonsentrate on the bagel, breath the bagel, bee the bagel.
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