2007 TW Awards – Best Signature

[SoBad]

These are the signatures of the votees:


Craig Clark:
"Everywhere I go, there I am."


Lakoste:
"It is scientifically proven that the surface of the wings of a bumblebee is too small to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know this and she flies"


maneater:
YES I AM A MANEATER
YES MY NAME IS "BAGHDATISSA"
YES I AM TOTALLY SAFINATED BY THE SEXY SAFINATOR
AND YES... I TOLD ANDY RODDICK I WANT HIS BABIES!


Phil:
"Why don't you get off your ass and get me a COKE!"

--Tim Henman as barked to a ball boy on a changeover, during his annual Wimbledon meltdown, 2005.


SoBad:
"In my opinion it would be a lot better to get some fact into our STUFF"
— Helen Van Beden



Vote and discuss!

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Frequently Asked Questions

1. Q: Why does poster “X” appear as an option in this poll?
A: Poster “X” appears as an option in this poll because that poster was nominated for this category by another poster.

2. Q: Who does poster “Y” not appear as an option in this poll?
A: Poster “Y” does not appear as an option in this poll because that poster was not nominated for this category by any other poster.

3. Q: Where is the thread about the nominations for these 2007 TW year end awards, and how can I access that thread?
A: You can read about the nominations for these 2007 TW year end awards in the thread entitled “2007 TW Year End Awards”. You can access the thread either by looking through the “Odds and Ends” subforum, or by clicking on the link below:
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=171284

4. Q: I had difficulty figuring out the answers to one or more questions above on my own. Does that mean I am a little slow?
A: No, it does not mean that at all.

 

[iTones]

please provide the nominees' signatures in the first post for easy reference, thank you.

 

[SoBad]

please provide the nominees' signatures in the first post for easy reference, thank you.

You only have 16 posts you noob, I don't know if I can let you boss me around like that. But OK, I'll do it for the betterment of society, not for you.

 

[iTones]

Yes, that's what I thought.

 

[SoBad]

Yes, that's what I thought.

Happy now?

 

[Voltron]

There are only five choices? Knew I should have nominated myself, or is that cheating?

 

[StealthGnome]

There are only five choices? Knew I should have nominated myself, or is that cheating?

Zing! Put me up there too... >.>

 

[Voltron]

Zing! Put me up there too... >.>

I agree, the poll should be deleted and resubmitted, but with us added.

 

[SoBad]

It's your penalty for being too lazy to read nominations in the master thread and participate accordingly!!

 

[Voltron]

^^^

I can't possibly be my fault, I blame stosh.

 

[SoBad]

^^^

I can't possibly be my fault, I blame stosh.

You mean hash?

 

[Voltron]

You mean hash?

No of course.....well....maybe a little bit....


But it's mostly stosh's fault....

 

[D-man]

SoBad, I like yours the best followed by Phil's. But I liked your old sig best of all:

"In my opinion it would be a lot better to get some fact into our STUFF. — Helen V Beden"

So perfectly descriptive of TW forumers. Lol.

 

[SoBad]

Who is stosh? And when are you going to Colorado? And everything else? Got ring of the stringer yet? Nice to see you!

 

[SoBad]

SoBad, I like yours the best followed by Phil's. But I liked your old sig best of all:

"In my opinion it would be a lot better to get some fact into our STUFF. — Helen V Beden"

So perfectly descriptive of TW forumers. Lol.

OMG you remember man, wasn't she great, good old Helen Van Beden! But really you like it better than Dark Knight's "control is for pansies" line haha///???

 

[StealthGnome]

I keep reading it as "Control is for panties"... Maybe it's getting late.

 

[SoBad]

<< is having severe abdominal pains right now re-reading this thread.

 

[Voltron]

Who is stosh? And when are you going to Colorado? And everything else? Got ring of the stringer yet? Nice to see you!

Stosh is a moderator at another forum. I'm probably not going to Colorado this year, I just don't have the time anymore. I still have the stringer, although I'm having trouble with one of my clamps.
Nice to see you too!

 

[SoBad]

Stosh is a moderator at another forum. I'm probably not going to Colorado this year, I just don't have the time anymore. I still have the stringer, although I'm having trouble with one of my clamps.
Nice to see you too!

Clamps shlamps, doesn't really matter, as long as you're happy. Where is the forum that stosh is moderating, maybe I can sign up to do their year-end awards too!

 

[Voltron]

^^^

Edit: He's a mod on the bungie.net forums.

 

[SoBad]

^^ OK thanks got it. Maybe I'll do their awards next year, now that I think about it... What did stosh do anyways??

 

[SoBad]

Thanks D-man for your advice.

 

[Voltron]

^^ OK thanks got it. Maybe I'll do their awards next year, now that I think about it... What did stosh do anyways??

Stosh is just stosh, and for some reason, that is enough to blame him for everything. There is actually an "I blame Stosh" club on that forum.

 

[Dedans Penthouse]

Who's Beatin' Val Halen?

 

[SoBad]

Who is Helen Van Beden?

Frau Van Beden is a Dutch lady who made a brief appearance on the forum some time ago, expressing keen interest in "tennis travel" and going as far as suggesting that forumers who share her passion join her to start a "movement or society", to advance their cause. Many of us here were touched by the fire of her passion and spoke to her at lengths about organisational issues around our revolutionary group. Frau Van Beden's passion for the cause diminished over time and she went on to advertise some pharmaceutical drugs, eventually. Perhaps this poem from a certain hockey fan sums it up best:

Helen, oh Helen
I think of thee with pride.
Your post is there,
Right at the top;
But the rest of us are snide.

Helen, oh Helen
A lovely little maiden.
She graced our boards
Only the once,
Lo, dear Helen Van Baden

Helen, oh Helen
Ignore all those who say "not"
"She is not real"
Naysayers say,
"She's just a sad robot".

Helen, oh Helen
Return to us again.
Show thyself
Upon the boards
Or next time, use a pen.

 

[cukoo]

"It is scientifically proven that the surface of the wings of a bumblebee is too small to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know this and she flies"

Lakoste, thats a great quote. Can you tell me who said that line? And do you have any links to the research behind this?

Thanks

 

[Screaming_Weasel]

Lakoste, but Phil runs a tight second.

 

[cukoo]

Lacoske, did u see my previous post?

 

[Lakoste]

Lakoste, thats a great quote. Can you tell me who said that line? And do you have any links to the research behind this?

Thanks

I heard the quote years ago from a college professor, but I don't know who he was quoting, sorry. Whether the quote is true or not, I don't know that either, but I don't think it matters if it is true. The message it gives is more important.

Sorry I could not be of more help.

 

[BounceHitBounceHit]

Proud to be nominated. Not suprised that I didn't win! CC