2017 Paris Bercy QF - Juan Martin Del Potro vs Death of Tennis incarnate

[Red Rick]

Ladies and gentlemen. It is time for the main event of the Paris-Bercy masters 1000 tournament. The one match that will decide the fate of the universe. Playing for a place in the WTF, playing for to save the WTF from a club level clay mug, and playing to save Paris-Bercy from servebotting incarnate - is Juan Martin Del Hopetro Potro

vs

He is tall. He serves.... noone but servebotting itself. And as all servebots do, he serves well. Too well. Playing to make the Cold Death of Tennis happen, John Treesner is on the hunt for the Treephy.

 

[TahoeTennis]

Please speak English you Millenial Warthog faced Buffoon. I don't understand the lingo of kids these days.

and get out of my yard.

 

[Deleted member 77403]

vs

After seeing this thread, I need to share this iconic thread. The OP in that thread is still one of the greatest I have ever seen.

https://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/index.php?threads/nadal-v-ferrer-mexico-final-thread.456381/

 

[Red Rick]

After seeing this thread, I need to share this iconic thread. The OP in that thread is still one of the greatest I have ever seen.

https://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/index.php?threads/nadal-v-ferrer-mexico-final-thread.456381/

I apologize ofcourse. Isner bringst the darkest, most cynical and macabre out of me, and if I can't joke then I have to cry.

 

[tennis_pro]

Del Potro will be super motivated for this match, he played his *** off to qualify for the WTF.

Del Potro in whatever it takes.

 

[stringertom]

I was dared so the truth must be shared...there's a certain little bit of Lurch love in me for Servbotner. Compared to other of my countrymen, he's not the least likable.

 

[TheGhostOfAgassi]

After seeing this thread, I need to share this iconic thread. The OP in that thread is still one of the greatest I have ever seen.

https://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/index.php?threads/nadal-v-ferrer-mexico-final-thread.456381/

It was a great photo of Isner in there One of the best I have ever seen.

Clay not his surface, but apparently he loves RG and the feeling at that slam. He looks extra good w clay

But.... Vamos DelPo!

 

[Deleted member 743561]

del Potro's hair is thinning.

 

[Mainad]

70-68 in the 3rd.

 

[Meles]

The gig is up for Del Possum. Isner hear to ruin WTF by winning this event after coming so close in the final next year. Tiebreakner in two tiebreaks.

 

[Meles]

del Potro's hair is thinning.

And he has a big nose!

 

[mike danny]

70-68 in the 3rd.

That's would be one heck of a tiebreaker

 

[Goosehead]

ole ole ole oleeeeeee del po..del po.

 

[jaggy]

All those options and no, I' m not sure/don't know button?

 

[Semidios]

del Potro's hair is thinning.

¿So? The guy is a millionare.You should never feel sorry for them.

 

[PeteD]

del Potro's hair is thinning.

so's yours

 

[Sudacafan]

Where can I buy the book titled How to avoid tiebreakers against Isner?

 

[Sudacafan]

DelPo plays a game named tennis. Dunno what Death of Tennis Incarnate plays.

 

[Sudacafan]

As of now, this is the only match thread initiated for Paris Masters. It means a lot.

 

[Red Rick]

All those options and no, I' m not sure/don't know button?

That would be "Ban Thread, Delete OP"

 

[Red Rick]

It is time.

Anybody got a stream with sound?

 

[Meles]

Tennis TV looks brilliant. This match really is bad.

 

[Fedberg20]

Yp, it sucks. And we get an MTO from Isner to shake things up a bit...

 

[NatF]

Let's go Del Potro, time to win your first masters.

 

[marc45]

Isner takes the first set, even banged up...Red Rick on suicide watch!

 

[Red Rick]

Isner wins the first. Playing disgracefully well

Now where's the closest place I can get crystal meth?

 

[jjermann]

Horrible tennis from Delpo. Every ball he hits is close to centre of the court and thats why he can't move Isner around.

 

[Sudacafan]

Delpo loses when he is expected to win.

 

[Berasategui94]

Isner goating and saving tennis.

 

[Raindogs]

Delpo looking all out or sorts in this match thus far.
I need to see more positive energy from him.

 

[jjermann]

Delpo doesnt care and Isner peaking for one tournament again.

 

[Meles]

Yp, it sucks. And we get an MTO from Isner to shake things up a bit...

Is anyone starting to understand why I hate these fast courts. Lots of UEs in matches which just makes them look bad and then we get a match like this or Dimitrov vs. Isner. And the superior player is Isner. Isner is almost a lock for WTF with this first set under his belt. Lots of injury issues on these courts seemingly too. Brilliant stuff here at Guy Frauget's Geriatric Park.

 

[Sudacafan]

Delpo looks like he quit. Time he stopped whining already. I am not seeing good signals on him.

 

[tennisCabbit]

Isner with the set and momentum.

 

[Meles]

Servebots pushing lol. All the respect in the world for Isner's game plan. He get a ton of mileage from his game.

 

[jjermann]

Isner is taking higher risks and is well deserved winner in the end. All Delpo is doing is hitting lousy center of the court balls and waiting Isner errors.

 

[Raindogs]

Big John getting tremendous purchase out of his forehand thus far.

 

[Meles]

LOL if Isner starts serving like last year here eh @Freddy Cat ? Maybe Cilic can stop him.

Greatest thing about Isner is his tiebreak record. Wins something like 63% of them. May not sound like much, but Karlovic is around 50%. Isner is close to the best players of all time in tiebreak winning. Hopefully Delpo hangs on for the breaker.

 

[tennisenthusiast]

World Tour Finals turning into What the finals with Isner's induction.

 

[JRAJ1988]

Isner made the final here last year, it's not like he's not capable of reaching a masters final.

Massive serve, better movement and a hard forehand = trouble...Del Potro I hope gets through, he's my Uncle from a different mother.

 

[Red Rick]

Delpo is losing the majority of rallies it seems lol

 

[mike danny]

Isner wins the first. Playing disgracefully well

Now where's the closest place I can get crystal meth?

Save some for me too

 

[jjermann]

• Delpo get you act together. You are playing like pusher out there and to even embarass yourself more, getting outplayed by Isner.

 

[Meles]

Isner is taking higher risks and is well deserved winner in the end. All Delpo is doing is hitting lousy center of the court balls and waiting Isner errors.

Why do people blather on about neutral rallies in a servebot fest? This match is really quite simple; on these fast courts Isner's serve in untouchable for most of the tour.

 

[Red Rick]

Save some for me too

Update, I've yelled a lot of "*****" at people, got beaten up by the ghetto people of my town, tanked two of them down with my racket. Finally have confidence in my single hander again.

Maybe the local branch of Satudarah has some

 

[mike danny]

Is Delpoo nervous now that he is so close?

 

[Red Rick]

OMG

Out of the park homerun. That man is ready for a baseball career

 

[Berasategui94]

Why do people blather on about neutral rallies in a servebot fest? This match is really quite simple; on these fast courts Isner's serve in untouchable for most of the tour.

Are you implying it would take Murray, Djokovic, healthy Nadal, or Big Serve Neutralizerer to stop Big John here in these conditions?

 

[TheAssassin]

Some very good play from Isner this week to be fair. Last year's run wasn't a fluke.

 

[marc45]

one slip-up from Delpo here and it's bye bye London..maybe he and Rafa can vacation together