2018 Madrid Masters SF: Alexander Zverev [2] vs Denis Shapovalov

Who wins?

  • "Lets gooo" Zverev in 2

    Votes: 12 33.3%

  • "This is my court" Zverev in 3

    Votes: 8 22.2%

  • Pizza delivery boy Shapo in 2

    Votes: 6 16.7%

  • Eye poppin Shapo in 3

    Votes: 10 27.8%
  • Total voters
    36
  • Poll closed .
I think its hilarious u kids talking **** about zed. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at a tourney, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
 
Meles said:
I'm in a complex state of pessimism/jinxism that even leaves me confused. This match though.
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Let me reassure you, the Zebra Bros will meet again before the week is over. :D
 
Legend of Borg said:
I think its hilarious u kids talking **** about zed. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at a tourney, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
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Hahahha

I recognize this ;)
 
Meles said:
They just watched three plus hours of tennis so expect they'll filter back in eventually.
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Plus it is late in Spain - around 10:30 PM I think.The match should have scheduled earlier but no lets wait the women final finish first.Stupid scheduling
 
Legend of Borg said:
I think its hilarious u kids talking **** about zed. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at a tourney, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to appreciate Zverev. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of his shots will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Alex's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his celebrations- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these celebrations, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Zverev truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Zverev's existential catchphrase "THIS IS MY COURT" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sascha's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
 
Sysyphus said:
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to appreciate Zverev. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of his shots will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Alex's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his celebrations- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these celebrations, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Zverev truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Zverev's existential catchphrase "THIS IS MY COURT" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
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Nice Rick and Morty meme.
 
Denis has been bulking up, he looks noticeably built, than a year ago.
 
Sysyphus said:
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to appreciate Zverev. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of his shots will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Alex's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his celebrations- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these celebrations, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Zverev truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Zverev's existential catchphrase "THIS IS MY COURT" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sascha's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
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It's funny seeing the "minds" on TT entertained by a dirty mud clay court match . Whenever you idiots spam "Fedr is GOAT” I am reading the biography of Borg and Agassi, etc. Guess who will get a better coaching job in 5 years?
 
Sysyphus said:
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to appreciate Zverev. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of his shots will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Alex's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his celebrations- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these celebrations, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Zverev truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Zverev's existential catchphrase "THIS IS MY COURT" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sascha's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
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Your talents are wasted on us.
 
My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Fedal." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb matches like Djokoray to feign intelligence, not grasping the level of play and shotmaking. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see... FEDAL ARE GOATS, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" One line student voices his agreement in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than suresh.
 
Fedr is #1 again so everyone is hungover from celebrating last night.

No time to watch youngins play tennis!
 
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