Can I be on your team?
Well, it depends.
J
You, probably willing to take you ... can you wear a skirt, change your name, move across the country and re-rate yourself as a 3.5?
But I am changing my requirements this year and intend to completley re-shuffle my 40+ team:
a. will you attend at least 50% of our practices ... if not, are you hitting at least 2 other times per week outside of a match? If answer is no to both ... not interested
b. Are you capable of responding to texts/emails/phone calls ... promptly. If not go find someone else to torture.
c. Do you arrive to all matches at least 15 minutes early and ready to play? if not, again, go find someone else to torture
d. Do you play with an attempt to be competitive out there or are you just there for the giggles. I don't care if you lose as long as you try, but if only there for the giggles .... there are other teams for you.