As much as I want Dafok to be a player, he just isn’t ready. He’s not ready to even have a prayer for the greater RG mission yet. And thus beating a player who is possibly capable of fulfilling the RG mission is just a huge waste of everybody’s time.
Dafok is just a slightly taller Diego. Fun and somewhat clutch, but not clutch enough. And we’re about to see what happens when Diegos meet buzzsaws.
Remember folks: beating a meme doesn’t make you a better meme. And I don’t want just any slipshod brokedick Zoddery. The classics or nothing. It’s gotta be Zod ruthlessness one round (how he of all people beat the ultimate 5-set memer in straights with two breadsticks is beyond me) followed by bizarre meandering mediocrity to give off the ultimate clutch hero I’ve-got-the-beater-just-give-the-capris-and-15-RGs vibes. Then he is fed into the Nadal’s 90-minute buzzsaw game of roll the dice and find out how many games you’ll win.
Zod‘s private hell should be the worst one, like USO20. He should be put across the net from the toughest player in the tournament, know that he is fully capable of beating them, even winning the match for a set or two, then live the failure and remember it — and be remembered for it — for eternity. And thus, at this moment, it must remain Zod in 5.