[3] V Azarenka vs. [4] M Sharapova - AO Women's Finals

Who wins the Aussie Open Finals?

  • Sharapova in 2

    Votes: 9 13.0%
  • Sharapova in 3

    Votes: 22 31.9%
  • Azarenka in 2

    Votes: 17 24.6%
  • Azarenka in 3

    Votes: 21 30.4%

  • Total voters
    69

cghipp

Professional
The only thing I know for sure is that my TV will have the "mute" turned up to 11.

Other than that, I'm looking forward to the match!
 
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1970CRBase

Guest
Like I said, Sharapova. Not that I care to see this final. I think I will just check the result afterwards.
 
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Deleted member 120290

Guest
If someone's wife comes home during the finals, she's gonna think her husband is having a 3some.
 

Big_Dangerous

Talk Tennis Guru
Here's a better title:

The Final from Hell: The Shrieker vs The Screamer.

Exactly.

Shriekapova vs Shriekarenka....

Worst final ever.

I'm not even going to watch, or if I do, I'll have to mute it and listen to music or something. Maybe I'll work out with headphones in while watching the match.

I guess I'll root for Azarenka just because I hate Sharpova so much.
 
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1970CRBase

Guest
You do care. That's why you check the result.

I don't care to see it. I don't bother to watch crapfests or mudfights either. That's why I will check the result afterwards. Who wins I don't particularly care, though I had already said before the semis I think it will be Sharapova.
 

jones101

Hall of Fame
Should be a loud match.
Depending on your preference, bring either:

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OR

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mrDamien

Hall of Fame
Maria has played Azarenka six times before and the series is tied 3-3. Here are the matches they have played against each other:

Moscow 2007 R2: Azarenka won 7-6 6-2
Los Angeles 2009 R2: Maria won 6-7 6-4 6-2
Beijing 2009 R2: Maria won 6-3 6-7 7-5
Stanford 2010 Final: Azarenka won 6-4 6-1
Miami 2011 Final: Azarenka won 6-1 6-4
Rome 2011 Quarter-Final: Maria won 4-6 3-0 ret.

#AO 2012 Final: Maria wins 6-3 6-2
 

Nuke

Hall of Fame
The shrieking in this match may be the spark that finally gets the WTA to do something about this. I can imagine it's going to be so loud and ridiculous that clips will be on many sport shows, talk shows, and maybe a semi-viral clip on YouTube. If enough people get annoyed and complain, maybe the WTA will do something.

Nah, just kidding.
 

THUNDERVOLLEY

G.O.A.T.
As noted in jamesblakefan's thread, i'm no fan of Sharapova, but I would prefer she win than Azarenka. Sharapova's age and shoulder will not support her as time moves forward, so this AO could be one of her last, clear chances of winning another major after such a long period of being stopped by others. Her majors path has never been strong (consdering she never displayed repeat dominance talent at any one major, and the years between her titles), so winning just a 4th major certainly will not place her in any legendary class, but it would serve as a nice, late-career boost, and prove the clone (Azarenka) cannot match the original.
 

GhostDog

Hall of Fame
Azarenka doesn't come across as very like-able, and I wouldn't mind seeing the more classy Sharapova win her first major in years, but I think Victoria will win her first major. Azarenka in 3 sets.

Be sure to watch with the mute button on.
 

Sid_Vicious

G.O.A.T.
Nice one, Namelessone.

I would prefer Sharapova to win. Everyone hates her now. It would be nice to see her get some of her reputation back. On this forum people claim that she looks like an ogre with man shoulders.
 

saguar0

Rookie
Nice one, Namelessone.

I would prefer Sharapova to win. Everyone hates her now. It would be nice to see her get some of her reputation back. On this forum people claim that she looks like an ogre with man shoulders.

Sid,

It's not like nobody hated her here before, really :)

I am thinking M in 3, I do believe she is mentally tougher than A.
 

tennis_pro

Bionic Poster
Wait, so if Azarenka wins she's the new no 1, Kvitova goes to 2 and Wozniacki 3?

But if Sharapova wins, who's the new no 1,2,3,4 etc?

Btw, going with Azarenka in 2 (if she doesn't get nervous). She's in sublime form.
 

Angle Queen

Professional
Exactly.

Shriekapova vs Shriekarenka....

Worst final ever.

I'm not even going to watch, or if I do, I'll have to mute it and listen to music or something. Maybe I'll work out with headphones in while watching the match.

I guess I'll root for Azarenka just because I hate Sharpova so much.
I refuse to watch or even have it on.

I tried to suffer through the Clijsters/Azarenka SF...but turned it off when Azarenka had the nerve to complain about some fans talking during the point. If I couldn't make it through one set of that match, there's no way I'd get past the first game of this one.

And using MUTE just doesn't do it. Although most of the commentators are awful and talk just to hear themselves talk, I do like hearing the sound of the ball and the running of the feet. And I even think the occasional grunt at extreme effort also adds to the Sounds of the Game. But what these women do is so unnecessary and obnoxious.
 
Only thing I know for sure is that I'm muting my tv :lol:


Masha in 3.

Even if you mute your TV you can still keep track of the grunt levels.


To even further boost interest in women's tennis, the WTA is insisting that ESPN and TC flash graphics on TV about sound/pitch levels in decibels/Hertz.

MIT is providing technical analysts to keep stats on volume/frequency levels to compare Az and Maria's shrieks and grunts during serves, returns, forehands, backhands, drop shots and overheads for winners, neutral points and unforced errors.


Grunt analysis should take enjoyment of grunting to a new level, winning new tennis fans to WTA tennis worldwide!
 
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NadalAgassi

Guest
Azarenka for sure. Maria is only in the final since Kvitova played a terrible 1st and 3rd sets.
 

cc0509

Talk Tennis Guru
I can't stand Azarenka and Sharapova looks like she wants this slam very badly to prove to herself and the world that she can come back after her shoulder surgery which would have derailed 99.9% of most player's careers. I think her sheer mental strength will win out over Azarenka in the end(or at least I sure hope so!)

Sharapova in 3.
 

Nostradamus

Bionic Poster
Azarenka for sure. Maria is only in the final since Kvitova played a terrible 1st and 3rd sets.

Aza is only in it too because Kim gave away the 3rd set. IF Aza is mentally tough in the final, i expect her to win. but if she gets nervous in her 1st final, Maria will win.
 

ZeroSkid

Banned
I like both, Sharapova is hotter though :). Sharapova lost at Wimbledon so I want her to win here, I expect Azarenka to win a slam this year though
 

PSNELKE

Legend
Azarenka for sure. Maria is only in the final since Kvitova played a terrible 1st and 3rd sets.

Aza is only in it too because Kim gave away the 3rd set. IF Aza is mentally tough in the final, i expect her to win. but if she gets nervous in her 1st final, Maria will win.

What the heck are you guys talking about??

Why don't we just say Azarenka didn't straight set her because she brainfarted.
As for Maria, she was simply more consistent and mentally a wall when it really mattered.
 
Count me in the group that won't be watching. That screaming by Sharapova and the long guttural groans by Azarenka are just ridiculous. WTA is gutless for not doing anythng abaout it and that is one of the reasons the WTA is in the gutter right now.
 

CCNM

Hall of Fame
Wow! "Screamapova" v. the battered "Poodle" (a guy in another forum I hang out in calls her "Poodlerenka")??? Gooooo Maria!!!! Only because her vocalizations are a lot more tolerant that Viktoria's.
 
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