Discussion in 'General Pro Player Discussion' started by a verrry large duck, Jun 25, 2004.
Trying to figure out how to do a poll
I would be so tied up just staring at her slinkiness moving around the court, I would miss a lot of shots and lose 2,2. Now Arantxa I would beat. :->
How badly would Federer beat you? That's the question.
Federer would kick my @ss so easily, especially on grass it would be funny for anyone else but me to watch.
I think I could give Sharapova a game though :wink:
My game plan would probably be to kick high, short kick serves to her backhand on the ad side so I can see her lunge up and outward for my serves. then I would hit a crosscourt forehand just within her reach so I can see her prance across the length of the court. then I would hit a drop shot right in the middle across the low part of the net where she would have to come closer and lean down to scoop the ball up, then i would probably hit a lob because baby, i love to see you a-comin', but boy do i LOVE to see you go. and finally I would blast a huge forehand into the corner with my 12 ounce man stick with heavy spin that would have knocked the racquet out of her hand if she even could get to it. And as she stands their holding her 11+ ounce chick stick, she will ponder helplessly, if not metaphysically, and/or subconcsiously about the superiority of men....in all things sport. and then i would probably have to walk over and give her a hug because she would be sad poor thang.
p.s. i'm not a chauvinistic pig, I just think like one.
BigDuck, are you sure you don't play with a 5 oz stick? With a name like "verry large duck" I suspect you are prone to exaggeration. :wink:
... I guess the mental side of your game is a little weak?
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