Ugly shmugly heck just buy them, you know you won't be sorry.
Regretful maybe, but not sorry, because at least y'll know if any good for you.
I mean I will. I know, I know hopeless bland-brand loyalty.
But I'm gonna haveta know how they perform (for me).
I've owned Adidas since the 1970s in several sports and just will zombie-like hand over the cash.
Always buy, just critique them in mind.
I mean stand back for a moment, take stock, and look at their take on what a tennis shoe should be...
They don't use metaphors of speed, or domination, or winning.
(Speed, Jet Mach, Fury, Rush, Ultrashot etc etc)
No, they call it... barricade.
"an improvised barrier erected ... to prevent or delay the movement of opposing forces."
Hmm, yep.
A shoe about kicking the opponent back. Take a stand.
(To which I would add here in Oz that word is used for weed killer. Er, again, yep, check.)
Not a knife, bring barricades to the gunfight.