Ambidextrous Sports

Right handedness is believed to be linked to the left hemisphere of the brain being more in control of motor activities like tool making. It is not related to the position of the heart.

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Right hand - knife, opponent's heart on the left. That's how the guy was killed.

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Right handedness is believed to be linked to the left hemisphere of the brain being more in control of motor activities like tool making. It is not related to the position of the heart.

It is a good thing that you do not know. It is a sign of civilization. Back in the days, everybody knew.

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While it is not actually ambidextrous, I will suggest that tennis, as it is played by most people, is already bi-lanced or bilateral. The "off" or non-racket arm plays a very important part in tennis -- assuming a number of different roles.

Many players have a problem with their service because of an erratic ball toss with their least favorite arm. Spastic arm = spastic toss = not ideal.

Many players use both arms for their 2h Bh. For the way that many ppl execute this stroke, the non-dominant arm will often take on a dominant role.

The non-dom arm is used to support the weight of the racket (for the ready position and the unit turn) allowing the "racket" hand/arm to stay relaxed. It should aid in executing the unit turn as well.

Extending the tossing hand/arm upward in the service motion yields a better (trophy) shoulder tilt. The extended hand also provides an improved reference for the position of the tossed ball (wrt the body)... it helps to measure.

The non-racket stretched across the body (approx parallel to the baseline) can also provide a spatial reference to "measure" the body position relative to the trajectory of the incoming ball. That arm across the body also promotes a fuller coiling of the body (after the unit turn).

With the "other" arm extended for the serve and for the Fh, it it relatively important to properly time its movement down or into the body. By pulling the arm in at the proper time, we can get the torso to unveiling a bit quicker or more vigorously -- the way an ice pulls her arms in to increase her RPMs.

The alternate arm can also be employed on the 1h Bh as a counterbalance or to hold the rear shoulder back or prevent the over-rotation (uncoiling) of the torso.
 
Ambidextrous tennis can also be realized by using 2 rackets, 1 in each hand, at the same time. I've done this with table tennis for a long time now. I also developed my right arm strokes (and serve) for tennis and badminton the past 2 decades. So now I can play those sports with 2 rackets at a time as well. Serving becomes a bit more of a challenge but that can be overcome as well.

I've also played volleyball with either hand for more than 25 yrs now.
 
It is a good thing that you do not know. It is a sign of civilization. Back in the days, everybody knew.

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Oh good Lord. We are so pacifistic, so pacifistic that we don't know anything anymore. Who the hell fences with their left hand?

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Oh good Lord. We are so pacifistic, so pacifistic that we don't know anything anymore. Who the hell fences with their left hand?

Compare 5:57 to 6:21


This love song has more insight into war than an Olympic martial art. The Olympics give war a bad name.

 
While it is not actually ambidextrous, I will suggest that tennis, as it is played by most people, is already bi-lanced or bilateral. The "off" or non-racket arm plays a very important part in tennis -- assuming a number of different roles.

Many players have a problem with their service because of an erratic ball toss with their least favorite arm. Spastic arm = spastic toss = not ideal.

Many players use both arms for their 2h Bh. For the way that many ppl execute this stroke, the non-dominant arm will often take on a dominant role.

The non-dom arm is used to support the weight of the racket (for the ready position and the unit turn) allowing the "racket" hand/arm to stay relaxed. It should aid in executing the unit turn as well.

Extending the tossing hand/arm upward in the service motion yields a better (trophy) shoulder tilt. The extended hand also provides an improved reference for the position of the tossed ball (wrt the body)... it helps to measure.

The non-racket stretched across the body (approx parallel to the baseline) can also provide a spatial reference to "measure" the body position relative to the trajectory of the incoming ball. That arm across the body also promotes a fuller coiling of the body (after the unit turn).

With the "other" arm extended for the serve and for the Fh, it it relatively important to properly time its movement down or into the body. By pulling the arm in at the proper time, we can get the torso to unveiling a bit quicker or more vigorously -- the way an ice pulls her arms in to increase her RPMs.

The alternate arm can also be employed on the 1h Bh as a counterbalance or to hold the rear shoulder back or prevent the over-rotation (uncoiling) of the torso.

You're missing the key ingredient. Yes, the free hand can have a supporting role. The key part to ambidexterity is the reversing of the whole body. It's not switching hands, it's switching the whole body.

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Because, like you said, this creates a different sport. The purpose of these sports are "who can throw this object the furthest", not "who can throw this object the furthest with both right and left hands".

Why not throw left and right handed, overhead, underhand, blindfolded, standing, seated, and laying down and then tally up the score?

Because nobody really cares about that, all people really care about is who can throw this thing the farthest however they best can. Your obsession over this stuff is pretty fascinating though.

Exactly. It will create a different sport. What's wrong with that? You lose something, but you gain something.
Triathlon. They don't run the fastest, swim the fastest, bike the fastest. But they are good overall.

It's a concept dating back to Greek antiquity. There is the pentathlon (5 events), the forerunner of the modern decathlon.
There's pankration (UFC/MMA), even though they already have these separate disciplines and events:

boxing
kickboxing
wrestling
submission wrestling

This is an ancient Greek idea. I looked it up in Wikipedia. It's so ancient that its origin is in Mythology, not in any man in History. I'm not smart enough to think of it myself.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentathlon#Ancient_pentathlon

Also back in the Greek days, a shield is just as a weapon as a sword, if you watched "Troy".

And a tennis racket is a sword and a shield! Looking at it from orthogonal planes.
 
First: language. The word “balance” is misspelled. It’s kinda like an Ebonics spelling (phonetically). The cognate French “bilan” is better. I’ll just substitute “balance” for “bi-lance”, it’s my preference, and it’s more correct. “bi-lance" is a concrete noun. It is not an abstract noun. The symbol of Justice is a blindfolded woman holding a “bi-lance". “bi-lance” literally means 2 pans, because that’s what it is. We forget because we don’t us a “bi-lance” in the grocery store any more.

Shot put, javelin, discus.

Why don’t they throw right hand and then left hand, and add up the score?

Tennis. Right vs right, left vs. left (or whatever combinations) and add up the score.

In this way you create a bi-lanced body (ala bodybuilding, the first “sport/art” that is bi-lanced, as we are bi-laterally symmetric.)

And you multiplied your sports by 2.

Why do we have the Fiddler Crabs’ mentality?


Why do Fiddler Crabs make the rules? Fiddler Crabs are the exception. Symmetric crabs are the rule.

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By the way, that is a photograph. Photographs are 2 dimensional. Volume is cubic as surface is squared, as X and Y are to 1. (I have a geometry background.)

It is even MORE distorted in 3D space.

To put it bluntly, one looks like a statue, the other looks like a circus freak.
 
Here is a fair comparison. Basketball. Looks fairly symmetric.

What kind of a half-bodied sport is tennis? I don't understand.

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This is like one of those S.A.T. questions:

Which sport isn't like the others?

Tennis
Bodybuilding
Basketball
Volleyball

No. The answer is NOT bodybuilding because it does not involve a ball.
 
Why not throw . . . blindfolded, standing, seated, and laying down and then tally up the score?

Because nobody really cares about that, all people really care about is who can throw this thing the farthest however they best can. Your obsession over this stuff is pretty fascinating though.

https://www.armystudyguide.com/cont...hand_grenades/throwing-of-hand-grenades.shtml

You throw grenades: standing, seated, and laying down. Tallying up the score is called the body count.

Blindfolded too when you fight at night, in the dark (darkness is half the time),
or in a fog, or in the smoke, or in the jungle where leaves and trees conceal visibility, or in the rain, or in a dust storm, or in the snow.

Submarines when they first came on the scene are invisible to ships.
 
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Your obsession over this stuff is pretty fascinating though.

It's not an obsession. It is an insight that is as obvious as day, we are bi-laterally symmetric (except for the position of the heart). Everybody else is on the page. Why isn't tennis?

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Not enough lefties to play polo in an all left handed league. Righties and lefties at the same time would create head on collisions all over the place. The same for field hockey. That's why both don't allow leftie sticks. And there are not enough left handed people to have a decent game of left handed only.

Jai Alia the wall would get in the way of lefties and prevent them from throwing any good and the righties would simply keep them pinned to the wall.
I suppose two lefties could just face the other way, but again trying to find lefties isn't exactly easy.

I just invented something. Like half time in American football. The first half right hand, the second half left hand.
 
As the days goes on, this Fiddler crab sport of tennis is messing up my symmetric crab sensibility. The sport should be right hand vs right hand, left hand vs. left hand, add up the score. I'm normal, you guys are the freaks.
 
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Recently in a Meetup . . .

I got the choreography mixed up, people came late, and I had to go to the bathroom. I have the best player and the worst player waiting their turn to play. I told the best player to play with his left hand to equalize with the worst player. Smart idea, as all my ideas are. But it didn't work out in practice (as most of my ideas are)

Flashback . . .

Last time the guy got me to play his wackiest rules:

serve must be underhand, cross court (I specified cross court)
3 hits to start scoring
on a volley, if you don't touch the ball - 3 points
if you can't hit the ball over the net - 2 points
all others - 1 point

So I stipulated my wacky rule, left hand vs left hand. I beat him 21-8. Interpolating from the score, that probably lasted 15 minutes (I timed the average duration of a point long ago.)

He said he's not playing with his left hand. He said the last time he played with his left hand, the tendons in his hand and arm hurt for a week. He's not playing left handed again. So he played right handed.

I'm 125 lbs. He's about 190 lbs, literally head and shoulders taller than me. Interesting. I am definitely on to something here. Playing tennis ambidextrously will develop both sides of your body, unlike all you Fiddler Crabs.
 
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