Answer these 10 questions... or else

Lleytonstation

G.O.A.T.
1. Is cereal soup? Why or why not?
2. What is invisible that you wish you could see?
3. Why is pizza round? Should it be?
4. If you were warped 10 years back in time for one minute, what would you do?
5. If you were warped into the past 500 years, how would you prove you were from the future?
6. If someone was about to be executed legally and they had a heart attack, should they help them?
7. Only one of these exists, which one would you keep and why: roads, planes
8. You have 5 minutes to live, what do you do?
9. You can either live 5 more years with 100 million dollar bucks, or you can live 30 more years on a deserted island by yourself.
10. If Antarctica suddenly went from -55 degrees Celsius on average to 10 degrees Celsius, how would it be colonized and by who?



If you dont answer these questions you are cushion head.
 

SinneGOAT

Hall of Fame
1. Is cereal soup? Why or why not?
2. What is invisible that you wish you could see?
3. Why is pizza round? Should it be?
4. If you were warped 10 years back in time for one minute, what would you do?
5. If you were warped into the past 500 years, how would you prove you were from the future?
6. If someone was about to be executed legally and they had a heart attack, should they help them?
7. Only one of these exists, which one would you keep and why: roads, planes
8. You have 5 minutes to live, what do you do?
9. You can either live 5 more years with 100 million dollar bucks, or you can live 30 more years on a deserted island by yourself.
10. If Antarctica suddenly went from -55 degrees Celsius on average to 10 degrees Celsius, how would it be colonized and by who?



If you dont answer these questions you are cushion head.
1. No. Why? Trust me :cool:
2. Internet signals.
3. Pizza should be round as it makes the crust a lot better than square pizza, which is terrible.
4. I would buy some classic tennis racquets.
5. By my weird clothing and the fact I have no idea what is going on.
6. I imagine they would, but do I think they should? Probably yes.
7. Planes, because off-road cars are awesome :)
8. I tell all my family I love them and watch the sunset along a nice sunny beach.
9. Can I choose when I go to this deserted island? If so, island.
10. Probably those closest to Antarctica would clear the way for the top dogs of the EU.
 

PDJ

G.O.A.T.
1. Is cereal soup? Why or why not?
2. What is invisible that you wish you could see?
3. Why is pizza round? Should it be?
4. If you were warped 10 years back in time for one minute, what would you do?
5. If you were warped into the past 500 years, how would you prove you were from the future?
6. If someone was about to be executed legally and they had a heart attack, should they help them?
7. Only one of these exists, which one would you keep and why: roads, planes
8. You have 5 minutes to live, what do you do?
9. You can either live 5 more years with 100 million dollar bucks, or you can live 30 more years on a deserted island by yourself.
10. If Antarctica suddenly went from -55 degrees Celsius on average to 10 degrees Celsius, how would it be colonized and by who?



If you dont answer these questions you are cushion head.
1. No. Because my Grandmother didn't make terrible cereals, they were boxed and ready to go.
2. The meaning of life.
3. It's not necessarily round.
4. Let my mother know exactly how much I loved her.
5. That there would be endless, fruitless debates on who is the GOAT.
6. Yes.
7. Roads. I hate flying. It's a necessary evil that would be no more.
8. Destroy anything incriminating.
9. 100 million please.
10. Colonised by some of the more odious people on here. Let them fight it out.
 

SystemicAnomaly

Talk Tennis Guru
Question #1 thoughts:

It really comes down to one's definition of "soup". Have seen several arguments for and against and it really comes down to what one considers soup to be.

As far as cereal goes, does this refer to dry cereal immersed in milk? Or are we considering a cereal porridge, like oatmeal? It would be an easier case to make for considering porridge as soup. Somewhat more difficult for considering milk poured over dry cereal as soup. This goes back to one's definition of "soup"

Question #3:

Pan pizzas (and other pizzas) are often square or rectangular rather than round. Pizzas are usually round cuz of π. Pizzas are considered a type of pie. Pie and Pi are intimately related. So it follows that pizza pies are usually round.

2. The meaning of life....
This has two definitive answers. Life is a cereal made by Quaker Oats. Life is a board game made by Milton Bradley.
 
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MurraysMetalHip

Professional
1. No, because it’s not hot. (Yes yes, I know all about gazpacho)
2. The aura surrounding Rafael Nadal
3. Centrifugal force, from when Luigi chucks it up in the air.
4. Wait around for a minute and then be warped back.
5. I would predict the future for them.
6. Yes.
7. Roads. I hate flying, and I like driving V8 gas guzzlers.
8. Call loved ones to say cheerio.
9. The former. Living on a deserted island would be hell. Basically a slightly more beautiful version of solitary confinement.
10. Those pesky Ruskies.
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
3. Why is pizza round? Should it be?
Square pizzas are easily available.

Pizzas are round for the same reason that tortillas, crepes, dosas, utthapams, pancakes, rotis, puris are round. It is easy to take a batter or a piece of kneaded dough and spread it around in a circle with concentric strokes (batter) or repeating rolling with the pin (dough) than to make any other shape.

It is also interesting that for all possible shapes, the circle has the smallest perimeter for a given area. This means that a circular shape can be packed easily for delivery.
 

Lleytonstation

G.O.A.T.
1. No. Why? Trust me :cool:
2. Internet signals.
3. Pizza should be round as it makes the crust a lot better than square pizza, which is terrible.
4. I would buy some classic tennis racquets.
5. By my weird clothing and the fact I have no idea what is going on.
6. I imagine they would, but do I think they should? Probably yes.
7. Planes, because off-road cars are awesome :)
8. I tell all my family I love them and watch the sunset along a nice sunny beach.
9. Can I choose when I go to this deserted island? If so, island.
10. Probably those closest to Antarctica would clear the way for the top dogs of the EU.
Internet signals would be awesome. Showing how strong by colors and to see how far it truly reaches.
 

Lleytonstation

G.O.A.T.
5. That there would be endless, fruitless debates on who is the GOAT.
So true, people would be like, "obviously he is telling the truth because this is beyond crazy." You could write pamphlets about the TIGER debate, it would become a historical piece.
 
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MasterZeb

Hall of Fame
1. Is cereal soup? Why or why not?
No. That’s like saying milkshake is a soup.
2. What is invisible that you wish you could see? My girlfriend.
3. Why is pizza round? Should it be? Ease of eating. Yes.
4. If you were warped 10 years back in time for one minute, what would you do? Go to a different secondary school.
5. If you were warped into the past 500 years, how would you prove you were from the future? No clue
6. If someone was about to be executed legally and they had a heart attack, should they help them? No
7. Only one of these exists, which one would you keep and why: roads, planes
roads
8. You have 5 minutes to live, what do you do? Go back in time 500 years
9. You can either live 5 more years with 100 million dollar bucks, or you can live 30 more years on a deserted island by yourself. 5
10. If Antarctica suddenly went from -55 degrees Celsius on average to 10 degrees Celsius, how would it be colonized and by who? Most of the Earth would be underwater if not all. So who’d be remaining? China probably.
 

Mr.Lob

Legend
1. Is cereal soup? Why or why not?
No. Cereal is not soup. The same reason why up is not down.

2. What is invisible that you wish you could see?
Well, the afterlife.
3. Why is pizza round? Should it be?
Pizza should be in the shape of a pyramid.
4. If you were warped 10 years back in time for one minute, what would you do?
Drink a really cold beer.
5. If you were warped into the past 500 years, how would you prove you were from the future?
Show the primitives my cell phone and pull up this TTW thread.
6. If someone was about to be executed legally and they had a heart attack, should they help them?.
Yes.
7. Only one of these exists, which one would you keep and why: roads, planes
Planes. Get around faster.
8. You have 5 minutes to live, what do you do?
Pray.
9. You can either live 5 more years with 100 million dollar bucks, or you can live 30 more years on a deserted island by yourself.
5 more years. I saw that movie with Tom Hanks, and he went crazy. Wanted to get it on with a volleyball.
10. If Antarctica suddenly went from -55 degrees Celsius on average to 10 degrees Celsius, how would it be colonized and by who?
Hold on a minute while I covert Celsius to Fahrenheit........, still cold, it would be colonized by the Canadians.
 
1. Is cereal soup? Why or why not? I do not have the intellectual capacity form a rational answer
2. What is invisible that you wish you could see? Ghosts
3. Why is pizza round? Should it be? It should be square, so everyone at the table has an equal chance at the middle pieces LOL
4. If you were warped 10 years back in time for one minute, what would you do? Buy every BitCoin
5. If you were warped into the past 500 years, how would you prove you were from the future? Show my cellphone
6. If someone was about to be executed legally and they had a heart attack, should they help them? Bye-bye
7. Only one of these exists, which one would you keep and why: roads, planes Roads, landing planes into forests may be hard
8. You have 5 minutes to live, what do you do? Make one last post on TT
9. You can either live 5 more years with 100 million dollar bucks, or you can live 30 more years on a deserted island by yourself. 100m
10. If Antarctica suddenly went from -55 degrees Celsius on average to 10 degrees Celsius, how would it be colonized and by who? ?
 
For number 4, before I went back in time, I'd write a list of instructions to my past self, which I'd then deliver in the minute I have in the past.
 

SystemicAnomaly

Talk Tennis Guru
2. What is invisible that you wish you could see?

If you dont answer these questions you are cushion head.
The wind. So I can better adjust my toss and my shots while playing tennis. And, of course, so I can better track my opponent shots.

The wind should be a light, translucent color so I could still see the ball. This visibility would be accomplished with special glasses or contact lenses -- cuz I do not want my opponents to have the same advantage.

You should be very concerned if you are called a cushion head. Especially if you are called a cushion bum shuffler.
Domo arigato, Mr Robot. But you have not answered part one of Question #11... What is a cushion head?
 

Lleytonstation

G.O.A.T.
The wind. So I can better adjust my toss and my shots while playing tennis. And, of course, so I can better track my opponent shots.

The wind should be a light, translucent color so I could still see the ball. This visibility would be accomplished with special glasses or contact lenses -- cuz I do not want my opponents to have the same advantage.


Domo arigato, Mr Robot. But you have not answered part one of Question #11... What is a cushion head?
Can you imagine how that would change the game of golf. It would be crazy.

I feel like in tennis it wouldn't make tons of difference as usually you know what the wind is doing but it's hard to deal with.

A cushion head is not good, a bum shuffler is not good, and a cushion bum shuffler head is the worst.
 

Mainad

Bionic Poster
1. Is cereal soup? Why or why not?
2. What is invisible that you wish you could see?
3. Why is pizza round? Should it be?
4. If you were warped 10 years back in time for one minute, what would you do?
5. If you were warped into the past 500 years, how would you prove you were from the future?
6. If someone was about to be executed legally and they had a heart attack, should they help them?
7. Only one of these exists, which one would you keep and why: roads, planes
8. You have 5 minutes to live, what do you do?
9. You can either live 5 more years with 100 million dollar bucks, or you can live 30 more years on a deserted island by yourself.
10. If Antarctica suddenly went from -55 degrees Celsius on average to 10 degrees Celsius, how would it be colonized and by who?

If you dont answer these questions you are cushion head.
1. If it's mostly liquid it's soup. If not, it isn't.
2. The Invisible Man.
3. Better question: why do so many people like pizza?
4. How would you have time to do anything in just one minute?
5. Nothing in case they accused me of being a witch and burned me at the stake.
6. They shouldn't be executing anybody legally or otherwise unless warped into the past 500 years ago.
7. Roads. I feel I would have better chances of surviving a road crash than one involving a plane.
8. Probably nothing because life may just be an illusion anyway.
9. Live 5 more years with 100 million bucks and spend that time paying the best doctors in the world to keep me alive for another 5 years and so on.
10. The penguin population would explode. Humans would all be drowned in the rising floodwaters.
 

SystemicAnomaly

Talk Tennis Guru
A cushion head is not good, a bum shuffler is not good, and a cushion bum shuffler head is the worst.
Evasive answer. Still does not answer part 1 of Q #11. Not getting any conclusive answers from the local Google either. Is it Aussie slang?

Should I try to see if I can force an Aussie Google search? Can anyone else provide some enlightenment.
 

Lleytonstation

G.O.A.T.
1. If it's mostly liquid it's soup. If not, it isn't.
2. The Invisible Man.
3. Better question: why do so many people like pizza?
4. How would you have time to do anything in just one minute?
5. Nothing in case they accused me of being a witch and burned me at the stake.
6. They shouldn't be executing anybody legally or otherwise unless warped into the past 500 years ago.
7. Roads. I feel I would have better chances of surviving a road crash than one involving a plane.
8. Probably nothing because life may just be an illusion anyway.
9. Live 5 more years with 100 million bucks and spend that time paying the best doctors in the world to keep me alive for another 5 years and so on.
10. The penguin population would explode. Humans would all be drowned in the rising floodwaters.
Okay first off I am very offended. Pizza is amazing.

Secondly, you will die no matter how much money you spend, it is inevitable.

Finally, is this fact that the melting ice would flood the world? I find that debatable.
 

SystemicAnomaly

Talk Tennis Guru
A cushion head is not good, a bum shuffler is not good, and a cushion bum shuffler head is the worst.
Seems to be some sort of battle going on between Australia and Google. In January, the latter had threatened to pull their Aussie search engine. I have unsuccessfully tried to force an Aussie Google search using:

www.google.au
www.google.co.au


I did come across the following Aussie slang list. But, alas, no mention of cushion head or bum shuffler. I have however seen references to "pillow hair" and "pillow head" here & elsewhere.

.
 

Lleytonstation

G.O.A.T.
Also, No luck with either term at this site:


I am starting to think this is a private joke between @Lleytonstation and @Federer and Del Potro
It seems that @SystemicAnomaly will never accept your ambiguous philosophy.
It is not a private joke. Nothing funny about being a cushion head.

The truth is there if you look in the right place.
 

SystemicAnomaly

Talk Tennis Guru
It is not a private joke. Nothing funny about being a cushion head.

The truth is there if you look in the right place.
Have already spent far too much time on uncovering this obscure slang. Sudaca indicated that he could not any definitive answers either. So I'm giving up on this and will assume that:

Cushion head = Pillow hair
 

Bagumbawalla

Hall of Fame
1. Is cereal soup? Why or why not?
Yes, but only if you add chicken and onions.

2. What is invisible that you wish you could see?
Dark matter or people's thoughts, can't decide which.

3. Why is pizza round? Should it be?
Not all pizza is round- but round makes it taste better.

4. If you were warped 10 years back in time for one minute, what would you do?
Buy Bitcoin.

5. If you were warped into the past 500 years, how would you prove you were from the future?
Show people my teeth.

6. If someone was about to be executed legally and they had a heart attack, should they help them?
Yes.

7. Only one of these exists, which one would you keep and why: roads, planes
Roads- I need a place to drive my car.

8. You have 5 minutes to live, what do you do?
Go into a crowd and shout, "If I am wrong then strike me dead!"

9. You can either live 5 more years with 100 million dollar bucks, or you can live 30 more years on a deserted island by yourself.
I am not very good company, so I would opt for the 5.

10. If Antarctica suddenly went from -55 degrees Celsius on average to 10 degrees Celsius, how would it be colonized and by who?
I think the aliens who already live there should be given first choice.
 
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