hehhehehheheheheMaybe some golfjokes can be "translated". Like this one:
This golfplayer is about to win a major tournament. Its up to one last put. He prepares, but then a funeral procession passes by on the street. So he stops, takes of his cap, and waits for it to pass. And then he proceeds to sink the put and win the tournament. People run up to him and complement him on his respectfull behaviour, and he says:
- Well after all, I was married to her for 40 years...
hilarious, let me try
The only people who have weird senses of humour are Talk Tennis posters and Federer, who found one of the best matches of 2012 funny as he 'laughed for 10 minutes'. That's an indication that Federer has a sadistic sense of humour.You have a weird sense of humor, no wonder nobody likes you here, troll.
And the whole world laughed along. Who wouldn't watching a journeyman own your hero at the biggest tennis tournament? Poor Rafa was so humiliated he hasn't bothered to touch a racquet since.The only people who have weird senses of humour are Talk Tennis posters and Federer, who found one of the best matches of 2012 funny as he 'laughed for 10 minutes'. That's an indication that Federer has a sadistic sense of humour.
Nadal getting a 3 surface bagel from the guy he owns is more hilarious.
Hahaha, that's hilarious !! Where is Senti to read all your jokes ?
Excellent job, let me try:Hahaha, that's hilarious !! Where is Senti to read all your jokes ?
Here's one :
Who can make the so called GOAT cry like a sobbing baby girl and humiliate him in front of millions ?
Rafa the butt picker ..................:twisted::twisted::twisted:
OMG all of you ****s are really annoying, e1 of you, came here to have fun with some jokes and besides 2 or 3 all you read is people trying to bash federer, nadal, djoko or murray, is e1 5 five years old? grow up.
If you can read spanish and want good tennis jokes you should follow Chela Twitter, some examples (i'll translate but don't know if they would be as much fun):
Twitting from olimpyc games: "I'll get an olimpic gold medal but it's going to be hard, security is tight around here."
I'm going to watch a video of my best tennis moments, I'll be back in 6 seconds.
The best thing tennis left me is all the free towells.
Tennis gave me a lot. Things to tweet about.
The best thing about my career was the regularity. I never won a tournament.
I quit tennis because the planet wasn't big enough for Federer and me.
Next year I'll have a better lost matches ratio than Roger.
All my shots are bad ass, they always cross the lines.
In my career I only had 1 unforced error, to become a tennis player.
I don't win tournaments because I don't like working on Sundays.
I slept a nap outside and a Woodpecker woke me up, he was pecking my wrist.
When I play tennis i put everything. On the net.
Mom, mom, the kids at school say that I'm a linesman. Does it bother you son? Noooooooo.
I'm remembering the time that I got to the USO final, got really good tickets.
I'm training for Rio 2016, I want to have a lot of fun at the carnival.
Its a shame that Armstorng died, I always wanted to ask him if he saw a mishit ball of mine at the moon.
My sexual fantasy is to win a match.
ROFL. Man, that's the funniest thing I've read all week.Excellent job, let me try:
How do you know you're dealing with a Nadal fan?
-He uses at least one of the following words: Nadal, Mallorca, Clay or his birth date and then adds one of the following: beast, slam, king, matador
which ends up being a hilariously stupid name that no other fanbase would ever use
What kind of books would Nadal never publish?
- "how to pick your ---- unnoticed"
- "variety - how I mastered every surface using entirely different strategies"
- "how to attract a proper fanbase"
- "how to beat your biggest rival when you don't have any age or match-up advantages" by Rafael Nadal
And a sequel
-"how to beat your biggest rival when he ups his game"
-"how I beat Novak Djokovic 7 times in a row"
-"Toni Nadal is my father"
And my favorite:
-"The volley master. Guidance to punch volleys with enormous power"