Anyone wanna come over and help me do laundry?

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  1. stringertom

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    If Andre had won that final, would we all still be wearing denim shorts with stitched-in compression leggings???
     
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    Long shorts might be Pete's greatest contribution to tennis. Clothes are the most unfortunate contribution to Maria Kirilenko's tennis.
     
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    The most unfortunate contribution to tennis fashion would be the wardrobe malfunction of one Dominik Hrbaty! I dare you to hang dry that one in public view!
     
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    It would be nice if Maria Kirilenko would wear that shirt backwards.
     
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    Another day, another pile of dirty clothes...
     
  6. Sentinel

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    I've been doing tonnes of laundry everyday for the last few days.
     
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    Is sureshs already a lodger at Chez Senti???
     
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    If that were the case, I'd be flushing the toilets all day :D
     
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    The raven population residing in Tokyo are awaiting SoBad's return. They have maintained an uneasy truce with the dark muse of Tennis Warehouse, trying to decipher his intentions from the various writings they have monitored from his numerous lodgings. Can SoBad trust the ravens? Can the ravens trust SoBad?


     
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    @SoBad should offer to come over and do my laundry...I spill my coffee often while trying to read his incredible brand of tennis journalism.:eek:
     
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    Somehow, I read the thread as: "Anna come over and do my laundry".
     
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    Rusty was doing Sewretch's laundry. It's been ten days and no word from him, we may need to send a search party. Poor chap could be lost somewhere in the midriff region of his circus tent, or maybe still scrubbing out the skid marks which just don't seem to go.
     
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    Wednesday morning - good clothes and delicates
    Thursday morning - bedsheets, pillowcases, cushion covers
    Sunday morning - everything else (e.g. socks, underwear, jeans)

    Easy, and this way I keep on top of everything.

    Jackets and curtains go off to the dry cleaner every couple of months or so.
     
  14. magdalenapratt

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    Who needs laundry? Being naked is healthier and more environmentally friendly.
     
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  15. stringertom

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    #SewretchianTitillation:eek:
     
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    The crows of Tokyo 2008 -- those were good times... Nothing like hanging out with crows in a park, being one with nature.
     
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    Many reporters go for greedy cheap thrills, catering to the broadest possible base. In contrast, the elite boutique journalists often take a very different route, targeting an exclusive niche of sophisticated tennis aficionados who appreciate a thorough and truthful narrative.
     
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    This is a curious break from convention where socks/underwear treatment is typically scheduled for Thursday, while bedsheets/pillowcases can be taken care of on Sunday.
     
  19. stringertom

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    Tell us your twist on the USO. Is it Fraudskoy's title to win or lose? Will Safin present his trophy, commemorating the greatest moment in Flushing history when GOATPartyBoy demolished the 13-time Slam champion, thus keeping the total tally of slams won at a manageable number for future Swiss GOAT to surpass?

    Without Stososov there, surely this Is Fraudskoy's best chance at starting his quest to gain immortality!:eek:

    #OnlySureshsCanStopHimNow
     
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    Well, I’ve been out of the loop lately, and I think everyone knows better than to expect me to go shooting from the hip half-cocked, generating forecasts absent thorough research and rigorous analysis.

    We all know that as long as Nishikori, Nadal, Djokovic, Donskoy, Berankis, etc. are in contention for the title, anything can happen. As the slam gets underway, hopefully I’ll have insight on dark horses like Khachanov and the projections can be fine-tuned accordingly.
     
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    Berankis will wither under the 1R Tunisian heat of Jaziri. Khachanov has drawn fellow qualifier Fabbiano; both withstood the grueling 3-match test to advance to main draw. It is so unfair of the organizers to put these enormous talents through the extra rigor of these matches.:eek:
     
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    I try to keep my Sundays relaxing, so I'd rather deal with the sheets and pillowcases during the week as they're more annoying than underwear and socks.
     
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    Poor mrs sewretch has to do underwear daily.:p:D

    Tents as well.:(
     
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    She may have outsourced that to India. I see slime green tents and compression shorts being hung to dry in the slums nearby (on the way to my gym) everyday. They usually have their faces covered while washing, so it can only be Sewretches load.
     
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    What about exposure to the sun and mosquito bites ?
    I hope you are adequately covered by Sewretch Block as you wander about nakedly mowing your lawn, watering your plants and sitting on your swing legs crossed (I hope).
     
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    People who grew up naked and live in harmony with nature are healthy and have incredible immune system. They might suffer from chikungunya once in their life time but then they are immune to it.

    Look at how slim and healthy they are, compared to some of us here:

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    Seismologists in San Poobiego are busy tracking aftershocks caused by Sewretch's reaction to this arousing post by @magdalenapratt .

    Do the right thing, Maggie, and don't titillate our Big Unit any further. Lives are in the balance!:eek:
     
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    Is that one Suresh or 150 women ? I can't make out.
     
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    They are okay slim alright but all I care is...

    Um, how did they attempt to manoeuvre an axe, razor or sickle down under for an even closer shave [Braun or Gillette could never replicate]?

    Or did they elect to leave it to the Brazilian ''waxpert''...hop on the table--totally bare [crack in full view]--assume an awkward position [knees tuck to the chest] and endure excruciating pain for a month of hairless bliss?
     
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    The one in the foreground looks to be Poowretch after a Halep-like breast reduction procedure and a @Rusty Shackleford like fast.:p:D

    They all look so patient, probably from years of waiting in line for our Lord of the Trolls to finish an AYCE raid.
     
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    they look like they are standing in line waiting to be devoured by our Big Bad Wolf.
     
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    Poobsretch certainly does teach us all the lesson of patience. Who hasn't waited for hours outside a restroom holding everything in while Pooretch was inside letting out a few more golden nuggets and asking the persons outside to lob in another roll of toilet paper, please.
     
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