slicefox
Banned
no, but I can explain to you what a joke is.
Are my strings dead?
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no, but I can explain to you what a joke is.
Gmedlo
Professional
Bellevue High didn't even have any kids get to districts in 3A
. I guaruntee you that no one on your school's team is above 3.5. The fact that you hit your slice with sidespin proves that you couldn't be above 4.0. Anyone at your claimed level would be able to hit a slice with proper form.
If you really need to know, you have sidespin on your slice because you are chopping at the ball.
lethalfang
Professional
But have you tried to hit a topspin slice with the Continental Grip? Too bad they don't make them Continental Grips anymore. All the manufacturers have moved their factories from Continental US to China, and all you have now are those lousy Eastern grips.
But I still have some old continental grips from the early 90's. I'll sell you those for $50.
XxduckxX
Rookie
DO you have any in white??
lethalfang
Professional
^^
I used to have one, but I traded it for a brand new Wilson Pro Staff 85 St. Vincent.
I used to have one, but I traded it for a brand new Wilson Pro Staff 85 St. Vincent.
nickb
Banned
fluffy Beaver
Professional
lol this comment makes me laugh as your school only has ONE good player. If you're not that player go GTFO.
Gmedlo
Professional
I don't go there. He was claiming he was a 4.5 because he could beat the kids at his local high school. I was pointing out one that is actually at the rating he thinks he is at.
slicefox
Banned
Dude, I used to hit slices with sidespin 2 years ago when I was experimenting with it. Now I can hit them with perfect form and get them 3 inches above the net; they also bounce like 83 times inside the court so you'll never touch it if you're standing back. If i want to hit a side spin slice now, i would have to explicitly want to do it and i have to concentrate on it, otherwise they're what you call "good from".
tennispro11
Hall of Fame
nickb
Banned
I would just stop posting in this thread if I were you....you are humiliating yourself.
tennispro11
Hall of Fame
How do you get nailed in the back of the face? I think you can get nailed in the back of the head. Fox are you ******** by any chance? If not, I'm sorry. :-(
slicefox
Banned
It's from a chuck norris joke. When you get hit in he back of the face it's like getting hit in the back of the head so hard, the fist penetrates through and hits you in the back of the face. Look who's ******** now.
Guys guys guys, show some restraint, there is no need to rip on this kid. Everyone calm down just acnowlege the fact he is a beginner and move on with it. Oh and by the way After the ball bounce about 6 times it normally rolls. if you can get the ball to bounce 83 times that is impressive
tennispro11
Hall of Fame
So you go from talking about football players hitting me in the back of the head, to a Chuck Norris joke. LOL!
XxduckxX
Rookie
tennispro11
Hall of Fame
So you know me? From where? I played football all 4 years of high school. Nice try though in trying to scare me. I am shaking in my boots! :lol:
sasuke32495
Rookie
you don't rank your self, the usta does
slicefox
Banned
but i bet you didn't get a full scholarship from Stanford and West Point like 2 of our players did.
tennispro11
Hall of Fame
LOL! I could care less. Got a scholarship to play tennis instead. BTW, you are really, really annoying. :-( It's sad.
This whole thread is just too funny! I couldn't stop laughing!! I loved the bit about "buying a western grip and trading it for a St. Vincent." And also the one about putting "topsin" on the "Slice." Great creativity guys. Keep it up
Oh Tennispro11: The quote in your signature...Is it from that pathetic-ly fun to watch movie called "Shooter"? With M. Wallberg and D. Glover?
Oh Tennispro11: The quote in your signature...Is it from that pathetic-ly fun to watch movie called "Shooter"? With M. Wallberg and D. Glover?
tennispro11
Hall of Fame
This whole thread is just too funny! I couldn't stop laughing!! I loved the bit about "buying a western grip and trading it for a St. Vincent." And also the one about putting "topsin" on the "Slice." Great creativity guys. Keep it up
Oh Tennispro11: The quote in your signature...Is it from that pathetic-ly fun to watch movie called "Shooter"? With M. Wallberg and D. Glover?
Yep that is the movie. This thread is cracking me up as well. Slicefox is really trying hard to sound pretty tough but is not succeeding at all. I about fell out of my seat when I read the buying a western grip. Funny sh*t!
Yes it did...but it is fun to watch in a pathetic yet addicting kind of way. Can't explain why. Everything about the movie is bad...acting, storyline, logic...but it still entertained me. (of course I didn't go watch this at the movies)
Bourne Ultimatum made me dizzy...
lethalfang
Professional
This whole thread is just too funny! I couldn't stop laughing!! I loved the bit about "buying a western grip and trading it for a St. Vincent." And also the one about putting "topsin" on the "Slice." Great creativity guys. Keep it up
Oh Tennispro11: The quote in your signature...Is it from that pathetic-ly fun to watch movie called "Shooter"? With M. Wallberg and D. Glover?
Too bad, the St. Vincent I've traded for is a fake.
How do I know it's a fake? Because the grip says "Fairway Leather," when I know for a fact that the grip Sampras actually uses is Eastern, so it should say "Eastern" rather than "Fairway."
slicefox
Banned
The Bourne Ultimatum is the sickest movie this year. It does make you sick if you sit in the front rows at the cinema, but it's cool if you sit towards the back.
