ATP M1000 Monte Carlo 2024

Who wins?


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Should we wear short shorts or tight shorts? Or short, tight shorts?

Depends on your legs - and on the ladies. Tight fit relies more on the body shape and frankly two sticks under a ball don’t look good. Holger can pull it easily off, if you are not doing it at twenty…

When not playing tennis I prefer fairly wide trousers and rely on my height and wide shoulders to direct the female gaze. Although I get more direct compliments from guys, frankly I‘m lucky that genetically my belly isn’t big and I have a barrel of a chest. Females like to talk more about things like hair, no wonder that boys do well to pay attention to have ‘cool hair’. It is a marker that a person takes care of himself.

Sinner has great hair and he seems to have good genes looking at his paternal line. Curly red is very rare in Italy, that is why Rossi/Red is most common surname. Actually I think he is great model for Gucci as stands out with his angular face with fairly high cheekbones.

I suffered a bit in my teenage years for looking very young but it really is an advantage as you age. I never understood why one of my grandfathers made a big deal of pointing out that when I was 17.
 
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Rune is now ranked 12 in the world after mc.

He has 250 pts to defend soon in title defense..
700? Whatever is the new formula for Rome masters finals to defend

He needs to win around 1200 to 1300 pts before RG to be ranked inside top 8.
 
interesting to see if TC shows the Ruud-Humbert match or if they beg out and go to the studio, all the while encouraging you to buy more product
 
I think he wants to stamp some credentials on clay before heading for the Big One.
Maybe. I remember last year. He got out in Rome but left smiling. He knew the Rome loss won't hurt him a bit.

Right now let's not play with the devil on the court. Roger Federer didn't play some masters 1000s on clay with Djokovic in 2011 did he?

If you want to take Sinner down do it in grand slam. That would be far bigger blow.
 
Ruud dominates the match, gets the break to start the set, and then loses 12 points in a row...

He simply can't keep his foot on the gas pedal. It's been going on for years now :(
 
i wouldnt say ultrasonic has flamingo legz, rather 'd say.. its bublik haha
 
Huge interest for the RG finalist from '22 and '23 8-B
I honest to god forgot that Ruud existed earlier today. I was thinking of the draw on the train and I literally couldn't think of the person in the middle quarter for the life of me. Seriously, took 4 minutes of me actively searching my brain (no internet access) and nothing.

I probably have early on-set alzheimers from all the scrolling I've done, but still. If that doesn't sum up Ruud, nothing does.
 
I honest to god forgot that Ruud existed earlier today. I was thinking of the draw on the train and I literally couldn't think of the person in the middle quarter for the life of me. Seriously, took 4 minutes of me actively searching my brain (no internet access) and nothing.

I probably have early on-set alzheimers from all the scrolling I've done, but still. If that doesn't sum up Ruud, nothing does.

Ruud exists. He's just kind of there, in the draw.

A filler player.
 
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