Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by J011yroger, Mar 31, 2013.
Highlights of the weekend included getting checked out be Lleyton Hewitt's wife, and having Michael Russell apologize for interrupting our doubles match, at which point Pickle informed him that he looked bigger than in the commercial.
sedeuce and Jo11y,
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I was after doubles match for (1) wearing asics with nike shirt and shorts, (2) head sticks and using the tecnifibre bag that I bought from Dennis for $20, (3) not hitting anyone, and (4) my little boy haircut. Usta is ruff.
Did you guys ever hit with the fellow I met in Scottsdale and referred to you?? BHBH
Longing for the flamboyant presence of J011y.
J011y has touched the face of God.
Or the other way around.
Yes, yes I have touched J011y's face and it felt like a smooth Brillo pad dipped in Popcorn butter.
Can't believe you let my thread die.
Does anybody know CPR?
Good old Nebulon B Frigate. Sweet!
It's time for the tale to continue.......
Is LeeD the Darth to Jolly's Vader?
J-Man, I am loosening up for a Red Head! Did I mention I played *THE* Original Head Pro (aka the "Red Head") for a brief time during college?? BHBH
I'm sorry to hear that. I had one. What a piece of junk.
I have a feeling you will dig the new Jolly sticks.
It was glorious in its day.... ?
Seems like the unlikely Graphene is winning the war.
Or is it ***cracking*** under the pressure??? :twisted: BHBH
Bumping thread for my own psychotic pleasure.
Live broadcast of pickle's match in 45 minutes.
Pickle is down 2-0 because of his staunch refusal to call balls out.
Praying for Pickle.
Pickle breaks back 4-4. Opponent questions pickle's call. Ball was two feet out.
Loving Pickle tonight....
One set point saved!
Pickle breaks back for 5-5 with a cross court forehand winner!
Is Pickle the nickname of some pro? What match are you guys watching? Sounds exciting..
Jo11y, can you post any stills of the action?
First set goes to a tiebreaker.
No, pickle is wearing women's vapors. He would lose too much street cred.
Pickle blobbs the tiebreaker. In an unfortunate series of pushing and dubious linecalling with moments of brilliance.
I have to play soon, will be unable to broadcast the second set.
Did Pickle spray balls?
Ok, I'm back. Pickle serving for second set!
This silence is scary loud....
Should we be mourning or partying???
That was quick...Jo11y tanning hour sounds like a LI bakery was in serious production mode.
BB King's has fried pickles on the menu...yum yum! Not a fan of them on the tennis court. What happened to him???
I returned from my match to find Pickle returning at 5-5, he broke to go up 6-5, then served the set out but not before double faulting when up 40-0, because why would anyone ever want to win easily.
In the third set tiebreaker Pickle was done in by his own nerves and his opponent's dubious line calling. He went down into a quick 5-1 hole as his serve left for vacation in Maui, and was unable to mount a comeback.
We then bonded over our collective mental weakness at Applebee's while enjoying Curious Traveller Jolly Shandy, hot wings, and mozzarella sticks.
And some Fireball.
Devastated for Pickle. Will pray for him at sundown and sing a Hebrew blessing for his crushed twin giblets.
No need to be devastated, JD - Pickle enriched his personality with the joy of learning which only comes from losses, so there....
J011Y, I hope those were NOT Eagle wings....
I'm devastated Jo11y and Co don't eat Hooter's or Twin Peaks' wings for recovery...friends don't let friends do Applepee's!
I'm about to try to enrich the personality of my quarterfinal opponent with the joy of learning.
Hoots isn't open that late. If I lose today that's where I'm heading.
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