Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by J011yroger, Mar 31, 2013.
Entries for the national closed 10 days ago, tournament starts in 4 days, draws still aren't out.
Keep up the good work USTA.
Draw is out. I'm playing some dude from Florida. Probably going to get my *** kicked.
Not if you accept your destiny and wield forth the KPS 88 weaponry of extraordinary men.
Believe in Jolly.
You got this, swing away man!
Apparently he plays futures, plays for Perdue, and is 6'5 1/2". Should be fun!
Too much narcissism, or just the right amount
Just right! Whats his name? I have watched purdue play a few times when I was traveling for work.
I don't feel comfortable posting people's real name, I'll pm you.
OK cool, I had that feature turned off because I was getting some weird emails but I turned it back on now. I am really just curious if I have seen the person in question play. I get your reticence on posting names online though, that is very cool of you.
I have decided to use a third party social network security tool to block Jolly.
I am using the power of noetic science to break your third party security tool.
So far it is working. I can't see Jolly on Fecalbook or MySpace. But I still see him trolling on talk tennis.
They say that 4 quarters is better than 100 pennies. Well Jolly crossed too many lines this week and left me with no other choice but to block him at every level, electronically.
You are just mad at me for mocking you for ordering a Malibu pineapple that night Pickle got drunk at the pool hall...
That deserves mockery, drink like a man.
I will spray you at sundown with an ancient Hebrew blessing of love and of light.
A wise man once said that engaging a stranger is akin to jumping across a hole in which you cannot see the bottom.
I don't think Joel is proposing, he probably just wants to hit it and quit it.
Oh my Dali, jolly's no more?
Jolly has touched the Face of God.
Touched the something something
Banned J011Y and few redheads taking good cair of Him.
I was watching the One Direction TV special last night and I considered Jolly and his followers and I reminisced on his greatest written works on Talk Tennis and I wondered if I was the only one missing him more than anything especially on this festive and mega horny Christmas Eve.
Horny and One Direction in the same sentence? You are genius, JD ❤️
What got Jo11y banned, anyway?
Jo11y banned...bah humbug!
Banning J011y is an utmost altruistic gesture from the Troll Kingdom's mods allowing the rest of the humanity to enjoy more of J011y.
I hate altruists.
Got banned, shat the bed in my tournament, and my RF97 thread got blocked.
I'm devastated, ruined, crushed.
All bad juju as the result of failure to post the much anticipated second RF 97 review!!!! BHBH
The racquet is just flat out bad.
It's so bad that you lost with Graphene.
Imagine if you had used the RF.
Alright! Curse broken!!! Now back to your winning ways. BHBH
Marat Safin often loses sleep at night, worrying that J011y is too sexy for a mid-court game.
Just imagine if Jolly played Safin for charity in televised match.
yep, imagine the blondetourage....
Wobble baby wobble.
"Whose my daddy?"
One of the strangest moments every witnessed by the public at a professional tennis event. Also likely created one of the least likely Grand Slam winners ever! BHBH
Just imagine Jolly entering Ashe Stadium wearing Orange Miami RF Henley to play Safin before a sellout crowd as he pulls out a J90 touching the Face of God once again.
Sorry, but I keep imagining the other image instead. BHBH
Bumping the greatest thread ever written in preparation for the sequel.
Where is @JoelDali ???
AWOL for months now.
"Tis about time! Bring it J-Man! BHBH
So tired of all the lies....
Gamma Razr is the stick of choice for true Internetz tennis warriors!
Did J011y spray balls with new Basalt?
I am The Scarlet King, ruler of the Graphenes!
Graphene? Good lawd.
These are dark times in the Empire! Jolly is flying the Graphene Flag and I am wielding the Sword of the Angell!!!!
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