Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Good catch. He certainly look like he's holding wind in. Luckily, no one is standing behind him.
That also explains why that lizard is looking so silly, it's the sudden lethal gust of methane.
Battle by the Border: Matt Lin vs. San Diego
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That also explains why that lizard is looking so silly, it's the sudden lethal gust of methane.
Rusty Shackleford
G.O.A.T.
Whereas breathing in Helium makes people talk like a pixie, breathing in Methane makes them talk like a Rhode Island longshoreman. So many obscenities...
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Whereas breathing in Helium makes people talk like a pixie, breathing in Methane makes them talk like a Rhode Island longshoreman. So many obscenities...
I thought "second-hand farting" made people live longer, or protected them from dementia.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Just which one of those three handsome gentlemen is this sureshs ?
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
You will find the answer in the who is hero suresh thread.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
So I am not the only one wondering.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
I didn't follow. Was that supposed to be a joke?
I hit with him for 15 minutes when we had the get-together of TW posters. He is OK. There are many juniors at my club who hit harder.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Rusty Shackleford
G.O.A.T.
I thought you would report me.
Rusty Shackleford
G.O.A.T.
I was going to say better looking also, but it's too close to call.
Rusty Shackleford
G.O.A.T.
He: "Will you marry me?"
She: "Oink!"
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Yeah, what Matt Lin has in muscle, sureshs makes up in fat. Close call, fo sho.
Rusty Shackleford
G.O.A.T.
Yes.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Volunteering at a club tournament. USTA referee on my left and TD on my right.
Any comments about anyone other than me in the picture will be reported to the mods.
Four people in this photograph look like they are in shape to play tennis.
Which four, Rick Shaw?
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Your rhetorical question shows how well rounded your intellect is. It's a shame you waste your talents as a Waterboy when you could help so many with that superior intellect.
Rusty Shackleford
G.O.A.T.
But seriously, which four? Is the one with the big mammories out?
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Love your bride Sewretch's nails, JD, but you really need to spring for a bigger rock to show off her special place in your life since moving so close to Ground Zero.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
They say dark colors usually make people seem slimmer but those manmamms are still peaking out at us.But seriously, which four? Is the one with the big mammories out?
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
The shape of the fifth one is very well designed -- no sharp edges, rounded corners, just like an Apple product. But eats up the battery.
Rusty Shackleford
G.O.A.T.
If I was JD she would get a big rock around the neck and a one way ticket to Lake Tahoe.
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
Don't be so cruel to the old man. Just kidding.
Rusty Shackleford
G.O.A.T.
Stan Lee knows how to hit a drop volley properly.Don't be so cruel to the old man. Just kidding.
Rusty Shackleford
G.O.A.T.
Have you been fasting?Volunteering at the WTT Aviators vs Kastles match. Ernest Gulbis was the highest-ranked Aviator's player.
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Rusty Shackleford
G.O.A.T.
Yes, how did you see that one coming, Meister Seweritch?
Tennisanity
Legend
Guy has no neck.
Rusty Shackleford
G.O.A.T.
I'm counting three.
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
Did you notice the grey chest hair sticking up?
heninfan99
Talk Tennis Guru
Your nostrils are better than mine. 4.5 level nostrils.
Volunteering at the WTT Aviators vs Kastles match. Ernest Gulbis was the highest-ranked Aviator's player.
Rusty Shackleford
G.O.A.T.
They are an evolutionary trait that allows Sureshs to breath cupcakes at the same time that he is eating pork chops at the AYCE Buffet.
#TerrorOfTheAYCE
Rusty Shackleford
G.O.A.T.
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
Our boy seems slightly shifted to beta situation though.That's what Alfalfa males do.
WildVolley
Legend
How did Gulbis do? He's been working with Stefanki as his new coach.
Was he using his new short-takeback forehand?
Chotobaka
Hall of Fame
He's storing food for winter in that sack.
Rusty Shackleford
G.O.A.T.
Fxanimator1
Hall of Fame
He's definitely changed his forehand, no more gull-wing with his off arm.
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
Food will NOT be stored by this individual.
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Larry was there. He gestured once to Gulbis to take a short loop on the forehand (during practice), and Gulbis shadowed that a couple of times, but most of the time he stuck to his longer take back, but not as long as before. His forehands are immensely powerful, though. From the short-range, I could appreciate how fast they were.
Basically, Gulbis won the singles and doubles for the Aviators (they won)
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That was just an artifact of taking the selfie without a selfie stick
Tennisanity
Legend
No chin either.
Murphy Jenson was the coach for the Kastles. Before the match, and after his team had practiced, he decided to practice his leftie serves. I don't know why, since he wasn't playing. He took about 10 from each side, and his height and strength helped him hit serves which would still be pro-level today, if not actually faster then those of many pros playing now. Every single one crashed into the fence, which was certainly not what the team players were able to do.
BTW, he seems to really as wacky as his image is.
BTW, he seems to really as wacky as his image is.
WildVolley
Legend
Good win for the Aviators and good job by Ernie!
How were Gulbis and Raven Klaasen as a team in the doubles? Klaasen has really solid hands at net and has been serving well this year. Better than last year. Raven was responsible for the win when I saw the team play NY Empire on Friday. His serve and net play was responsible for more winners than Harrison, and of course, than Jurak, but the mixed doubles is mostly about setting the men up for put-aways.
WildVolley
Legend
Found highlights from the match at the Aviators' website.
The venue (La Costa) is really a nice place to watch tennis. All the seats are close to the court and give a good idea of ball speed and spin.
The venue (La Costa) is really a nice place to watch tennis. All the seats are close to the court and give a good idea of ball speed and spin.
