Benoit Paire, the epitomy of grace and class

SpinToWin

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In his match against Tommy Haas in Monte Carlo, Paire once again proved that it is HE who should always win the sportsmanship award. In his amazing 2:6 3:6 loss to the 39 year old veteran, who's spent more time on the operation table than on court, he once again surpassed himself with his class and grace:

https://twitter.com/PriseMarteau/status/854319956669980677

Benoit Paire:
"Le mec est nul ! J'ai juste à jouer 2s j'pense que j'gagne 6/2 6/2"

Translation (essentially): "The guy's a nil [completely sucks]! I'd normally easily beat him 6:2 6:2!"

Incredible!
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reaper

Legend
In his match against Tommy Haas in Monte Carlo, Paire once again proved that it is HE who should always win the sportsmanship award. In his amazing 2:6 3:6 loss to the 39 year old veteran, who's spent more time on the operation table than on court, he once again surpassed himself with his class and grace:

https://twitter.com/PriseMarteau/status/854319956669980677

Benoit Paire:

Translation (essentially): "The guy's a nil [completely sucks]! I'd normally easily beat him 6:2 6:2!"

Incredible!
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Imagine how twisted you'd be if you had to make a living playing tennis with Paire's forehand.
 

haqq777

Legend
His Propulse Furys are da bomb. Wish I could say the same for his personality. Sounds like he's a d-bag. Especially since I like Haas a lot!
 
J

JRAJ1988

Guest
Haas' wife Sara Foster (Daughter of David Foster) replied to Paire LOL

Sara Foster, Haas's wife, commented on Twitter about Tommy's retiremtn in January when he was playing Paire: 'Tommy had pneumonia when he played this tool in Australia.Did he mention that in the press conference? No he didn't.'

Tommy had pneumonia when he played this tool in Australia.Did he mention that in the press conference?No he didn't. https://t.co/v1Y59CFMGc

— Sara Foster (@saramfoster) 18 aprile 2017

He is a laugh lol
 
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I'll add a bit to OP's translation of Paire masterpiece:
" The guy is a nobody, he plays at 2 mph...I play 2 seconds and I whoop him 2 and 2..."
What a d@ckhead !!
Paire should know there are microphones everywhere..plus when he said that he was a few feet from spectators...
Also what a lack of respect for Haas !!!! ..who at 39 still has the balls to play big events...
Watch out Mr Paire, when you reach Haas age, you might be living on da street..
 

SpinToWin

Talk Tennis Guru
I'll add a bit to OP's translation of Paire masterpiece:
" The guy is a nobody, he plays at 2 mph...I play 2 seconds and I whoop him 2 and 2..."
What a d@ckhead !!
Paire should know there are microphones everywhere..plus when he said that he was a few feet from spectators...
Also what a lack of respect for Haas !!!! ..who at 39 still has the balls to play big events...
Watch out Mr Paire, when you reach Haas age, you might be living on da street..
Thanks, I get the gist of it with my French, but I can't say I'm terribly good at understanding the specifics when it's more colloquially phrased :)
 

Big_Dangerous

Talk Tennis Guru
I'll add a bit to OP's translation of Paire masterpiece:
" The guy is a nobody, he plays at 2 mph...I play 2 seconds and I whoop him 2 and 2..."
What a d@ckhead !!
Paire should know there are microphones everywhere..plus when he said that he was a few feet from spectators...
Also what a lack of respect for Haas !!!! ..who at 39 still has the balls to play big events...
Watch out Mr Paire, when you reach Haas age, you might be living on da street..

Sooner than that I bet!
 

vive le beau jeu !

Talk Tennis Guru
In his match against Tommy Haas in Monte Carlo, Paire once again proved that it is HE who should always win the sportsmanship award. In his amazing 2:6 3:6 loss to the 39 year old veteran, who's spent more time on the operation table than on court, he once again surpassed himself with his class and grace:

https://twitter.com/PriseMarteau/status/854319956669980677

Benoit Paire:

Translation (essentially): "The guy's a nil [completely sucks]! I'd normally easily beat him 6:2 6:2!"

Incredible!
such-class-2565904.png
quel misérable déchet, cette truffe de benoît paire... :confused:
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really glad this jerk got spanked by haas... and i'm now hoping for many more spankings !
... keep them coming !!!
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Wow what an idiot.
Lost all respect I had for him.
would be the same for me... if i still had any respect left for him :oops:
 
Gotta bump this to reverse the jinx on Rafa losing first round. Because if he does this place with crash with trolls popping out like Xenomorphs everywhere in Finland.
 

guitarra

Professional
Out of the 127 in the draw Paire is probably the least likely to beat Nadal whom he drew in the 1st round.
 
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