Berrettini's not ready for the fame just yet


Hall of Fame
Ok I'm sorry but I've looked at some photos and tbh it's super cringy to me. Everything comes off as BS and fake, like people are shielding their (quite possibly non-existent) personalities with strange clothing options. Berrettini is one of the only normal looking guys there and I applaud him for that
Who's looking after Olympia? :oops:
The Asian line lady and the chair ump she berated at the USO, allegedly threatening to kill with a tennis ball and allegedly threatening that he would NEVER work again--she relented and hired them as nannies since automation has put them out of their jobs. Her hubs is working on an automated nanny device, a la the Roomba vacuum, that can keep kids corralled while parents play--the Roomba Romper Room Kiddie Sweeper Upper.
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Berrettini and F.A.A. are likely wearing waiter's suits borrowed from the caterers. Restaurants that require jackets and ties keep ill-fitting spares in the cloak room for such fashion emergencies. Tennis players don't normally travel with tuxes in their kits--maybe NIke should think about adding a formal wear lineup--NTRP League Teams could pack them when they party at Nationals--a new revenue stream for Nike.
who is that on the (our) right? :unsure:

Asking for scientific purposes :rolleyes:
I thought the black woman on the right was Serena, butt maybe it's not--butt, their sure is a lot of junk and that trunk! They used to krazy-glue their frocks to their nipples, so as not to expose them--butt maybe fashion has evolved beyond such hardware trickery--I'm all for the au naturelle nipple look!--let them ALL hang-out--tennis needs to get with the times, it's much too sexually repressed--probably because the 3.0/60+ grand dames dictate club kulture--the new gov mandates for shared locker rooms should speed kultural progression along--I think I'll identify as a lady today--never seen their locker room before--oh no!--BJK is going in--never mind--and Elton is behind her.