Nadalgaenger
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I’ve seen him referred to as Imhotep. What is the connection? Thanks for explaining!
Can someone explain why Djokovic is “Imhotep” here?
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Tennis_Freak99
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NoleIsBoat
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Djokovic has sucked the soul out of tennis by destroying everyone and taking all the records 
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Nadal is the real mummy.
swordtennis
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If it was anyone but MN it would be barf bag material.
But somehow he pulls these thongs off.
But somehow he pulls these thongs off.
MeatTornado
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Not sure that he does
swordtennis
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Oops omg that was a typo not going to change it now.
Must be subconscience in my mind.
I think men do where thongs now so maybe he does?
ChaelAZ
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Djo fans keep throwing out lots of edgy machismo names to find one anyone outside the small blind circle will embrace - king, Imotep, Ultron, God walk the earth...you name it. Like you though, most just scratch their head.
Winners or Errors
Legend
Pretty sure it's the egg, OP. That started it.
Mainad
Bionic Poster
'Bull' is probably a reference to Spain and its tradition of bullfighting.
'The Nadal' is a derisory term favoured by his detractors popularised by their leader @vive le beau jeu !
Never heard him called 'Doll'. Maybe that's Xisca's pet name for him?
Nadalgaenger
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Pulls of things or thongs?
swordtennis
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Things!
It was a typo hee hee a good one at least this time.
Bender
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Here you go, OP
Djokovic, the Pharaoh of Tennis
Hear me out: King Djoker Djoser was an Egyptian Pharaoh who ruled from c 2650 BCE to c 2575 BCE. He ruled for a long time (19 years), but he is most notable for building the oldest known pyramid in Egypt in Saqqara, called the Step Pyramid ("what are you doing, step pyramid??") The architect of...
tt.tennis-warehouse.com
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A very quick online search revealed all to me just now
That’s the work of one @AndyM, who once graced us with his inimitable presence and what seems to have been the single worst voice-to-text dictation software known to man.
MichaelNadal
Bionic Poster
Lol, I think we can see who's pressed here.
Um, is it not obvious? Did you not see the movie? As the years go by and his peers fall away and he remains seemingly ageless (like, his hair if not his game) what could be a more apt comparison?
Djokovic has sucked the soul out of tennis by destroying everyone and taking all the records
Exactly
Biotic
Legend
Better get that bindle on your back and get on with the quest to appease Lord Djoko and reclaim you lost soul.
MichaelNadal
Bionic Poster
Better get that bindle on your back and get on with the quest to appease Lord Djoko and reclaim you lost soul.
I wonder what some of yall like outside of tennis
You need to come ride Hagrids with me in Epiclando
Djokovic will be the last thing on your mind
Biotic
Legend
I wonder what some of yall like outside of tennis
Women and r'n'r is a good guess lol.
MichaelNadal
Bionic Poster
Fixed.
MichaelNadal
Bionic Poster
Thanks man
5'7, 155
I need to get back to the 130's though real talk lol
Russeljones
Talk Tennis Guru
Razor is the man!Thanks man
5'7, 155
Dominic & Andrey
Legend
Shame on the two guys attacking MN on his height and weight. Super pathetic stuff
King No1e
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FTFY. MN is actually a jacked servebot.
TripleATeam
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Damn you make me feel bad about weighing 200 at 6'0"... 130 @ 5'7" - is that thin or normal?Thanks man
5'7, 155
Biotic
Legend
The irony of both of them hiding behind avatars and made up usernames is not lost here lol
Biotic
Legend
The real irony is MN isn't upset about it 1% as few other pc sjw-s are. After all, he's the one that came up with 1000 insulting nicknames for Djoko (and others), out of pure butthurtness or for fun, so he knows he's long overdue for a cruel joke session (once in a while).
Third Serve
Talk Tennis Guru
5’6” here, 130 is about normal for someone of that height range. Was actually 130 myself for a bit but I got a little sloppy over the quarantine last year. Sitting at 140 now.
MichaelNadal
Bionic Poster
I didn't think 200 was big for 6'0.... It all depends what kind of weight it is as everyone is different really. When I weighed 125-135, personally I thought I was too skinny. Now I wanna lose like 10lbs and get to 140ish. I'm not big now, just lost my abs lol.
The 5'5 thing is a made up meme that they want to keep going for some reason, knowing that I'm 5'7.
I can't and don't keep up with duplicate accounts, and who comes back under what name.....
King No1e
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Only acceptable Nole haterThanks man
5'7, 155
MichaelNadal
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Slay lol
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Razer
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Djokovic proved once again that he is Imhotep
Returned after a Torn Meniscus Surgery to play Wimbledon in just 3.5 weeks and is running like Superman at age 37
Our fedfan friend @Rosstour is shocked, Our Vamos Friends like @weakera & @MichaelNadal are also shocked? no?
Returned after a Torn Meniscus Surgery to play Wimbledon in just 3.5 weeks and is running like Superman at age 37
Our fedfan friend @Rosstour is shocked, Our Vamos Friends like @weakera & @MichaelNadal are also shocked? no?
MichaelNadal
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Not shocked at all, when he posted the video of him hopping around after the surgery, I already knew what time it was
Razer
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True, hopping after Surgery itself is an indication of lightning fast recovery
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