Can you beat this girl?
- Thread starter Curious
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J011yroger
Talk Tennis Guru
Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.A quick reminder guys, the girl is watching the thread and having a good laugh! Don’t embarrass yourself any further.
J
Curious
G.O.A.T.
Lucky you didn’t embarrass yourself even though you were a significant subject in this discussion.
J011yroger
Talk Tennis Guru
There's still time!Lucky you didn’t embarrass yourself even though you were a significant subject in this discussion.
J
I’ll be the first to congratulate on you on such a creative use of a quote from one of the greatest guy films ever.
Now I have to figure out how to work a Caddyshack quote in here...
Rafaboy
Semi-Pro
no, but my nephew is there until december. have we met?
Curious
G.O.A.T.
Hey brother, even though you caused some controversy here I have a feeling that you know how to play tennis. Do you have a video of yourself practicing or playing points?
tlm
G.O.A.T.
The biggest talkers here never show any video.
Shroud
G.O.A.T.
I could get 2 games. Sure she is better than me but hey man I got a game off of Maximagq and he is in her league.
Trick is to lull her to sleep like I did Maximagq and get sympathy with my lameness. Women are more prone to that. And then hit her with my bum rush sucker punch net attack. Probably would take a few matches for my insidious plan to unfold...
Like this
Trick is to lull her to sleep like I did Maximagq and get sympathy with my lameness. Women are more prone to that. And then hit her with my bum rush sucker punch net attack. Probably would take a few matches for my insidious plan to unfold...
Like this
S&V-not_dead_yet
Talk Tennis Guru
Are we playing "Fast 4"?
rogerroger917
Hall of Fame
I took a lesson from you in Japan.
Rafaboy
Semi-Pro
i think i know who you are. how has your technique coming along? hav the items we covered now become quite natural and instintive for you by now?
keep up the great tennis! you have the natural talent that many cannot achieve thru practice alone!
FiReFTW
Legend
This is actually a good idea, someone should comment her vid with this thread maybe she might make an account and post something haha.A quick reminder guys, the girl is watching the thread and having a good laugh! Don’t embarrass yourself any further.
Curious
G.O.A.T.
She is watching. But doesn't think it's worth responding apparently!
rogerroger917
Hall of Fame
Thanks man!!! I am playing my 1st challenger event this year. All thanks to your help.
FiReFTW
Legend
How do you know?
Curious
G.O.A.T.
Coz I’m curious.
FiReFTW
Legend
Share then, dont be vague.Coz I’m curious.
Rafaboy
Semi-Pro
yes yes! you will do well! congratulation and keep looking ahead.
it is an honor to have met with you this year!
D
Deleted member 23235
Guest
lol anyone post this thread to her youtube... she'd probably be amused.
side note, when i used to live in the city, i played on those courts a bunch... but it's a pain in the arse to wait if they already being used (ie. because there is no attendant checking)
what are the chances we can get her to play against (with vid), some the ttw ny folks... and put this question to rest
side note, when i used to live in the city, i played on those courts a bunch... but it's a pain in the arse to wait if they already being used (ie. because there is no attendant checking)
what are the chances we can get her to play against (with vid), some the ttw ny folks... and put this question to rest
J011yroger
Talk Tennis Guru
I'm down.lol anyone post this thread to her youtube... she'd probably be amused.
side note, when i used to live in the city, i played on those courts a bunch... but it's a pain in the arse to wait if they already being used (ie. because there is no attendant checking)
what are the chances we can get her to play against (with vid), some the ttw ny folks... and put this question to rest
J
D
Deleted member 23235
Guest
i'm guessing the bigger question is whether she'd play a bunch of weirdo guys on ttw, that stalked her youtube vid.... i'm looking at you @Curious
J011yroger
Talk Tennis Guru
Lol, I've played a bunch of you weirdos and you're all pretty cool in person.
We probably know all the same people, I play 10.0 mixed and there are only a handful of good girls in NYC.
J
Curious
G.O.A.T.
I stalk everything tennis related regardless of gender.
ChaelAZ
G.O.A.T.
IowaGuy
Hall of Fame
Samurai J011y
I thought Samurai Jo11y had switched to a wooden racket after his decisive victory over Fickle Pickle?
onehandbh
Legend
She might be a trained martial artist...
What kind of coach are you suggesting for J011y ?
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
The top 4.0 Philippino Davis cup guy on the queens team would crush her.lol anyone post this thread to her youtube... she'd probably be amused.
side note, when i used to live in the city, i played on those courts a bunch... but it's a pain in the arse to wait if they already being used (ie. because there is no attendant checking)
what are the chances we can get her to play against (with vid), some the ttw ny folks... and put this question to rest
D
Deleted member 23235
Guest
so you’re saying you’ll pay the $100/hr court fees (nyc prices) for of a 2h match! nice. i’ll video.
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FiReFTW
Legend
You guys sure have expensive courts.
ChaelAZ
G.O.A.T.
As a high level player I am sure she has heard it i er and over from guys looking to show their machismo.
Probably posting from the court between sets.
D
Deleted member 23235
Guest
$100 is about average... prime time is more...
most expensive is like $160/h
(nyc prices)... i don't play in nyc, but this girl is clearly in nyc...
FiReFTW
Legend
How can anyone even afford this, if they play in nyc? Assuming they play like 5-6 days a week and like 2 hours per day, if we take 130$ for 1 hour thats like 1300-1500$ per week split by half since there are two people paying, so 650-750$ per week or 2600-3000$ per month, lol!
D
Deleted member 23235
Guest
you know there's alot of people that make alot of money in NYC.
for many of the folks (there), it's nothing... when say you're making $100k a month or more.
definitely beyond my budget.
I’m willing to pay for the court if it is against Jolly as long as they accept online booking via non-US credit cards and someone records, then posts video
D
Deleted member 23235
Guest
"non-US cc..." this is starting to smell like a "nigerian prince needs help" scam.... lol
Rafaboy
Semi-Pro
pardon my ignorance, but im confused as to the two vid in this thread.
has fact been established that first vid and second vid is of the same girl?
imho, these are not same girl. form and levels vastly differ, unless taken years apart.
of course second girl is at open level.
please clarify for me. apologies for this interrupting.
has fact been established that first vid and second vid is of the same girl?
imho, these are not same girl. form and levels vastly differ, unless taken years apart.
of course second girl is at open level.
please clarify for me. apologies for this interrupting.
user92626
G.O.A.T.
All these conditions remind me of the ongoing "fight" between two old chicken geezers in my group.
They're both competitve and kinda hate and wanna beat each other, but problem is both of them are chickenshi!ts. One gave the condition that he need an absurd advantage from the other, and the other countered with an even more absurd advantage. Then, came to the choice of restaurant, one insulted the other's choice and the other did the same. It never got remotely close to a match to happen. Only big talks.
Funny, my subsconscious kicked in and somehow solved this problem. A few weeks ago I played both of them at different times and won one and lost one. I paid for my own meal -- but I got to choose the restaurant -- so practically A paid for B. Last week I played them again and the result was reverse. B will have to pay for A this Saturday. I'm even Steven! They agreed to play me because I always gave them seemly absurdly favorite odds.
They're both competitve and kinda hate and wanna beat each other, but problem is both of them are chickenshi!ts. One gave the condition that he need an absurd advantage from the other, and the other countered with an even more absurd advantage. Then, came to the choice of restaurant, one insulted the other's choice and the other did the same. It never got remotely close to a match to happen. Only big talks.
Funny, my subsconscious kicked in and somehow solved this problem. A few weeks ago I played both of them at different times and won one and lost one. I paid for my own meal -- but I got to choose the restaurant -- so practically A paid for B. Last week I played them again and the result was reverse. B will have to pay for A this Saturday. I'm even Steven! They agreed to play me because I always gave them seemly absurdly favorite odds.
J011yroger
Talk Tennis Guru
Wat?All these conditions remind me of the ongoing "fight" between two old chicken geezers in my group.
They're both competitve and kinda hate and wanna beat each other, but problem is both of them are chickenshi!ts. One gave the condition that he need an absurd advantage from the other, and the other countered with an even more absurd advantage. Then, came to the choice of restaurant, one insulted the other's choice and the other did the same. It never got remotely close to a match to happen. Only big talks.
Funny, my subsconscious kicked in and somehow solved this problem. A few weeks ago I played both of them at different times and won one and lost one. I paid for my own meal -- but I got to choose the restaurant -- so practically A paid for B. Last week I played them again and the result was reverse. B will have to pay for A this Saturday. I'm even Steven! They agreed to play me because I always gave them seemly absurdly favorite odds.
J
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Deleted member 23235
Guest
duh, it's the interwebz... everyone is free to talk trash...All these conditions remind me of the ongoing "fight" between two old chicken geezers in my group.
They're both competitve and kinda hate and wanna beat each other, but problem is both of them are chickenshi!ts. One gave the condition that he need an absurd advantage from the other, and the other countered with an even more absurd advantage. Then, came to the choice of restaurant, one insulted the other's choice and the other did the same. It never got remotely close to a match to happen. Only big talks.
Funny, my subsconscious kicked in and somehow solved this problem. A few weeks ago I played both of them at different times and won one and lost one. I paid for my own meal -- but I got to choose the restaurant -- so practically A paid for B. Last week I played them again and the result was reverse. B will have to pay for A this Saturday. I'm even Steven! They agreed to play me because I always gave them seemly absurdly favorite odds.
rogerroger917
Hall of Fame
I won a men's open recently. I kept playing in my head the mantra you gave me. "The way of the warrior is not the easy way". I kept saying it and saying it. And I won. All my matches. Thank you. You are the best coach in the world.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Court at Bills Jean are like $38/hr.
Where are the $100 courts? LIC?
Court in the video is free if it’s the chanberz court.
Am I supposed to have an American CC if I am not American?
I stand by the offer and since I have to book in advance, there is no risk for anyone involved other than me. So, you willing to ensure the match happens?
user92626
G.O.A.T.
I suppose, not being American you're also not familiar with American trash talks.
..which usually amounts to nothing. Don't lose sleep. Just laugh, they already started at the UN meeting.
onehandbh
Legend
$23/hr for the court
$77/hr for craigslist 6.0 hitting partner
Rafaboy
Semi-Pro
Yes!! Well done!!!
"“You can win if you want to badly enough,” means that the will to win is constant. No amount of punishment, no amount of effort, no condition is too “tough” to take in order to win.
"The way of the warrior is not the easy way"
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