You are right about the time four times a day!John Cleese strolls down Bistro Street and into the Bistro.
John thinks he spots Maria Sharapova in a dark corner, drinking alone.
He asks loudly, "Where is Senator Bullworth? I have a few jokes to share with him." An awkward silence abruptly envelopes the Bistro.
The lemur yells, "Chris Edwards had him shot!" and jumps on his shoulder.
Maria stands up, and it doesn't seem to be her.
The wig comes off,
and it is Chris Edwards. He yells repeatedly that he didn't shoot the Senator, straightens his spring collection Maria Sharapova dress, and angrily marches out of the Bistro.
The lemur takes another swig of Stoli Fly Agaric, and tries to figure out if it is 11:33 or going on seven.