Discussion in 'General Pro Player Discussion' started by saram, Jan 18, 2009.
"god, i hope jez gets here quick, i need to get away from these weirdos...ahhh the burden of being a crazy good tennis player..."
"They're right behind me, aren't they?
Guy on the left: Confused about why he is not on the pro tour with his wooden racket and crooked fake moustache.
Guy on Right: Robert downey jr's long lost son searching for his motivation
Murray: THAT'S NOT ANDY MURRAY, that's his alien doppelganger!
That's pretty good
Guy on left: Alright Andy, watch his drop volley. You need to attack that particular point.....
Andy: Who the **** are you?
"I see dead people. Benny Hill why are you doing this to me? I'm playing tennis for C. sake! I already cut my weirdo hair and I look different than you. Why are you following me? Leave me alone!!! And why, why you have to bring your bold friend of yours with that ugly tupe?"
Guy with the wooden racquet: "now you're gonna do exactly what I tell you to do, otherwise I'll whack you hard on the head."
Look Andy, you need to grow 'taches like ours. That way, noone will see your hideous acne . . .
It's a message to Federer
"Got your number...."
Why do these stupid fans want to look like Ion Tiriac and John Newcombe instead of me?
THAT is a good one! hhahahahahah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Best one so far!
Dude in black wig: Duuuuude, didn't we travel back to the 80's? I wanted to cheer for McEnroe.
Dude in blonde: Du-uuude, I think we timed it wrong. I wanted to cheer for Borg.
Dude in black wig: Duuuude.
Dude in blonde wig: Duuuude.
Stare into thin air.
Dude in blonde wig: Well if we travelled in the noughties we should go watch Roger or Rafa then.
Dude in black wig: Yup. Who's this guy?
Dude in blonde wig: Dunno.
Dude in black wig:sigh.
Murray: Forehand this way, backhand that way...*thinks about fans behind him* Man I miss my afro.
Ughm excuse me i'm just doing everything to put off doing some work. :mrgreen:
haha, so true. :lol:
Guy on Right: "Dude, I don't think these are the tryouts for that porn film. And that Slazenger must be a tennis racquet, not..."
Life at the top is Great! Money, fame, fortune and....GROUPIES!!!!
Murray-So...this is the price of fame huh?
[with an accent] we've got your back, andy.
Few people on here would get that.
So you're on the verge of winning your first slam and the zits you've been holding back choose to break-out NOW? Sucks.
"I feel so naked without my duffel coat. Damn sun."
Murray: "Whats that smell?"
Murray's only fans
Wow, he has a TINY head.
Dudes with wigs: Hey Andy. can we have your autograph?
Murray: Sure...*turns around* -----awkward silence----*sits back down, too traumatized to move, thinking it was his hallucinations appearing again*
"Umm..would you guys mind moving? You're ridiculous moustaches are tickling my neck.....and turning me on."
Look at Andy's left hand if you don't get it....
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