Discussion in 'General Pro Player Discussion' started by TwistServe, Jul 7, 2005.
"Focus your mind! I am a great grass court player. It's true. It must be"
damn i knew wearing this shirt was a bad idea
This was WHAt kind of clay again?
"Aww crap, I forgot to put on my tighty-whities."
Oh no that fifty cent song is stuck in my head again
"Susan, the reception in these headphones isn't good....can you please repeat that?...........what!...did you say MARRIAGE?!!"
"that fake injury to skip grass, sounds real good right now..."
What the hell was the name of the guy I beat in the semis at Roland Garros?
I'm a lawnballer, not a dirt baller.
" It's NOT grass, it's NOT grass, it's NOT grass !!!
it IS brown, it IS brown, it IS brown ...
it IS clay, it IS clay, it IS CLAY !!! "
this is why i didnt play soccer, i hate grass. stupid grass!!!
" I'm thinking, I'm thinking. This has to be clay!@! "
i coulda sworn i shaved my armpits this morning...
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