Discussion in 'General Pro Player Discussion' started by jmsx521, Jun 13, 2007.
oh joker, let me show you how to "french" kiss...
Great match you played today.
Yeah, you too Novak.
Gasquet: You promised to move-in with me?
Djokovic: I will just give me time, let me get rid of this whole "Ivanovic" thing first.
Gasquet: When?!?! You told me that same thing 3 months ago.
Djokovic: Please, just be patient.
Gasquet: Wait a minute!! Are we in the middle of a tennis court about to kiss each other?
Djokovic: Oh Crap!!! Ok just sloooowwwwly back-up.
Gasquet: Ok good plan. Novak, pat my back so they won't think that were curious about each other.
Djokovic: Allright, I'll be seeing you at locker #5.
Gasquet: You know me too well.
LOL - I enjoyed this. You have got talent to write some sizzlers
Thanks!!! I was going to put something about Drakulie (Ivanovic) but since its a short time frame. I can't be putting a whole dialogue about their love triangle.
wait djoker has a thing going with anna?
Naw he used to. but then he was found with his throat slit and Queens with a Ace of Spades sticking out with "Drakulie K90 B****"
written on it.
Rumour has it Drakulie serves them at 100 MPH with the K90 (without shanking, may I add, so no need to switch to a larger frame) into the throats of his enemies.
Why'd you think Oscar hasnt been posting much since he beat Drak when they all met up?
You must live a very safe life
This cracks me up LOL
1)- A slowly growing tradition among the bi-curious players at RG is the "french open-mouth kiss" to end matches instead of the traditional handshake. Frankly, it's been much better recieved on the women's tour.
2)- Djokovic, you had me at Love.
3)- Damn white tape...it's been getting in the way of my balls all day!
4)- You know what they say, "to solve the riddle, go down the middle." Euh!
5)- Unfortunately, this match ended at Love-all.
"With your backhand and my forehand, we could have little GOATs and rule the world".
Let's just come out, shall we?
that was pretty fun
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