Discussion in 'General Pro Player Discussion' started by Noelle, Apr 21, 2005.
Has anyone seen this yet?
yes, it was shown at the time in news.
"Don't get too blue on me, mate!"
"Nah, mate, she never did the splits in bed."
"We may look the same above the waist, but I wouldn't be caught dead in those clam diggas, mate!"
"Yell that C'mon once more and I'll ram that racket down your throat"
I like fantom's the best so far.
They Both Look Alike. Like Brothers Fighting To Save The Planet In A Video Game.
The first Siamese twin tennis players.
"Is that fosters on your breath?"
Lleyton: "OK Ok just a lil peck for now, nothing more...."
Rafael: "Sure...wow nice abs!"
Nadal:Wanna feel each other? Hewitt:Sure Mate ahh you feel good..
"That better be your racquet."
Hewitt "You think people notice when I pick my wedgies every match?"
Nadal "si! solo brinca como yo asi se sale"
Hewitt "Come again mate?!?"
Nadal "Egh I say Yes..Jump around like I do it will come out"
Nadal "You a look taller on the... T.V."
hewitt: "no... no i cant...... ah, wat the heck, becky wont know, one kiss wont hurt."
"Lleyton, I'd really like to--you know I would--but 'cool it: pssst...susan's watching us."
Hewitt: "Nice shirt, mate!"
Nadal: "Yes mucho! But it does not feel as soft as yours, no?"
Up the duff, huh? What's a duff?
The best one.
Hewitt: Aren't we making this a bit obvious, I don't Bec to find out.
Nadal: I never get to talk to you anymore.
Hewitt: I left a piece of paper with my number on it in your bag, call me tonight.
Hewitt: "Okay mate. Here's the plan at the US Open."
Hewitt: "I got it from a American Sheila who used to ice skate. She kinda reminds me of my ex."
Hewitt: "We do it when we're in the player's locker room."
Hewitt: "I'll kneel down behind him, pretending to tie my sneaker."
Hewitt: "Then, you push him so he trips over me."
Hewitt: "That's when A-Rod rushes in with his shirt pulled over his face, so no one can identify him, and cracks Federer on the left knee."
Hewitt: "So whata ya think of the plan?"
Hewitt: "You don't speak a word of English, do ya mate?"
Hewitt: "Didn't understand a word I said, did ya?"
And we have a Winner!!!
Hewitt : If you think your biceps are awesome,think again mate.
Dude, you really need an Altoide
FiveO has my vote. I was laughing for about 5 minutes.
Separate names with a comma.