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Zara said:
Oh dear, looks like ChatGPT made a spelling mistake there. I double checked the writing in the card and it isn’t mine. How could it? Lol
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I think ChatGPT AI knew that you often mistyped words, so it deliberately misspelt the word to make it look like it was originally made by you.
 
Zara said:
It’s my birthday!

Currently accepting cake, flowers, love, and unnecessary amounts of attention.

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The Queen of the North (and the Early Bird Special)​


You’re classic as a beaver tail,


And spry as a young caribou,


Though you move a bit slower on icy trails,


And your knees make a "crack" or a "two."


You remember when Trudeau was young (the first one!),


And a loonie was actually worth a buck.


Now you spend all your mornings out chasing the sun,


Or cursing at geese—which takes a lot of luck.


Your maple syrup blood is sweet,


You’re polite even when you are mad.


"Oh, sorry!" you say when I step on your feet,


(Even though it was totally my bad).


You’re older than most of the trees in BC,


But sharper than a skate on the ice.


You’re the heart of this giant Canadian family,


And we think you’re incredibly nice.


So put on your toque and blow out the flames,


(Careful, the smoke detector might blare).


Forget all the dates and the faces and names,


Just enjoy that you still have your hair!


Note from the "Government": We checked with the CRA, and apparently, you are now so old that you qualify for a tax credit based purely on historical significance. Enjoy the windfall!
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I heard a joke today, a mother told her daughter that her sister was born in 1963; she asked if it was before Christ.

And apparently, in 1966, the dinosaurs roamed the earth.

On another news, the son asked the father if he saw dinosaurs when he was little.
 
Zara said:
I heard a joke today, a mother told her daughter that her sister was born in 1963; she asked if it was before Christ.

And apparently, in 1966, the dinosaurs roamed the earth.

On another news, the son asked the father if he saw dinosaurs when he was little.
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This reminded me of Lleyton. I wonder if his kids are already asking him if he saw dinosaurs when he was little. Lmgo!

I dare him to wish me happy birthday. @Lleytonstation
 
You know, if I had kids and if they asked if I was born before Christ then I would have said, yes, my name was Zarathustra and that, they should worship me.
 
Windsor2 said:
Happy birthday babe, how are you going to celebrate tonight?
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I am going to have some delicious pancakes with mixed berries and maple syrup in the morning followed by a nice long bath. In the evening, I have invited some friends, sister and her boytoy for dinner. With Christmas decor around the house and everything, it already looks quite festive so don’t have to do too much decor-wise. As to food and drinks, I have ordered in which we will have with some pinot noir and stellaaaaaaa!
 
Windsor2 said:
Wow, sounds amazing, and don't forget to smoke one with that Stella,
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Oh! Must smoke a ciggie or two. I still have some cuban cigars but despite training, I still have no idea how to smoke those. I hear Sampras used to smoke his competition in his days including the likes of Agassi. Now I do the same.

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Zara said:
Oh! Must smoke a ciggie or two. I still have some cuban cigars but despite training, I still have no idea how to smoke those. I hear Sampras used to smoke his competition in his days including the likes of Agassi. Now I do the same.

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You should ask Sud. I never liked cigars, hardly ever tried them.
 
Windsor2 said:
Exactly! Smoke has a relaxing effect. What's the point if you cannot inhale? Absurd.
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I asked AI and it gave me a long answer with bullet points. I prompted, please summarize and here what it had to say:

People smoke cigars mainly for taste, ritual, and relaxation, not for inhaling nicotine. They enjoy the flavor and aroma, the slow and ceremonial experience, the social symbolism (celebrations, status), and the calm break it provides. Some also like the connoisseur aspect, and they may get a mild nicotine buzz through the mouth—without inhaling like cigarettes.
 
Zara said:
I asked AI and it gave me a long answer with bullet points. I prompted, please summarize and here what it had to say:

People smoke cigars mainly for taste, ritual, and relaxation, not for inhaling nicotine. They enjoy the flavor and aroma, the slow and ceremonial experience, the social symbolism (celebrations, status), and the calm break it provides. Some also like the connoisseur aspect, and they may get a mild nicotine buzz through the mouth—without inhaling like cigarettes.
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That's probably it. People who I saw smoking cigars like to brag a lot about it, so probably status can be a part of the equation, like cigarettes in the past. But anyway to me they are useless. I tried once or twice but would not smoke them again, even if they were gifted to me.
 
Regularly smoking cigars can increase the risk of cancers of the throat and mouth. These include cancers of the esophagus, larynx (voice box), pharynx (throat), and oral cavity (lip, tongue, mouth).

Smoking cigarette is a major cause of cancer, responsible for damaging DNA and causing cancer almost anywhere in the body, including the lungs, mouth, throat, bladder, kidney, and liver, with at least 70 chemicals in cigarette smoke known carcinogens that trigger genetic changes leading to cancer.
 
Windsor2 said:
That's probably it. People who I saw smoking cigars like to brag a lot about it, so probably status can be a part of the equation, like cigarettes in the past. But anyway to me they are useless. I tried once or twice but would not smoke them again, even if they were gifted to me.
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You can regift it to Sud.
 
Zara said:
What took you so long? I got very old in the meantime.
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Sorry I'm late for your birthday, shorty. I haven't been on as much lately, so I only really caught up on the football thread when I was. Hope you had a good time.

Flowers and chocolates that she doesn't eat. lol My sister and nieces took Mum out for dinner. Originally, we were supposed to go out tonight, but my sister's work schedule changed, and I couldn't go on Sunday. I got dinner on Monday, though.
 
Poisoned Slice said:
Sorry I'm late for your birthday, shorty. I haven't been on as much lately, so I only really caught up on the football thread when I was. Hope you had a good time.

Flowers and chocolates that she doesn't eat. lol My sister and nieces took Mum out for dinner. Originally, we were supposed to go out tonight, but my sister's work schedule changed, and I couldn't go on Sunday. I got dinner on Monday, though.
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No worries, I am teasing you, of course. I know the song is the wrong song for a nice birthday but I like the beat and the intro.

Anyway, yeah, had a good time. So your Mum and I are only a day apart and we are both Sagittarius. We are cool people after all. Hope you all enjoyed the dinner! Mums are so precious, probably God’s greatest gifts to us.
 
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