Cincinnati - the real Slam

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  1. JoelDali

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    The great champion bird is conceived in a glistening eye
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  2. Sentinel

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    Cinci will always be a cheesy exo until The Bull wins it.

    If not for this thread Cinci would have sunk into oblivion considering it has been won by nobodies like Murray, Djokovic and Federer.

    edit: Sorry, Bull has won it. Got confused with Djokovic.
     
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  3. stringertom

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    Sureshs is to The Real Slam as we in The Vortex are to Sureshs!
     
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    Have you conveniently forgotten 2013, the year of The Bull sweep of Montreal, TRS and USO??? Wake up, old man!
     
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    This thread is a small piece of the history of a very,very large man who sprays chocolate rain upon the internet.

    His unwavering belief in Cincinnati is why CuddlySureshs was voted to be the Poobiest of Poobs in People Magazine's 2017 All Male Review.
     
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    Sorry, I keep forgetting who has not won it ? Has Djokovic not won it then ?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cincinnati_Masters#Men.27s_singles_finals

    Yup, it's Joker who ain't won it, sorry.

    LMAO
     
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    At first I thought surehs has brought fame to TRS, as we have to suresh. But then i realized suresh is a victim of TRS, as we are of his.
     
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    Care to drop by for a Spray? You deserve one for this poast!
     
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    Yes, that comes back to me now. I know what you are saying, but forgot it. I don't have your razor sharp memory, old chap.
     
  11. The_18th_Slam

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    8 years, and counting.
     
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    Got bageled by Fed one year too! :)

    2012, I believe.
     
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  13. stringertom

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    Retired one year while being pummeled by mury. 2011, IIRC.
     
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    Yep, lol! And then of course there was this incident in Montreal 3 years ago!

     
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    Funny to see him so annoyed there against someone who basically had no better option less than one year after this:
     
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    Thread bump...had to search high and low for The Gospel on the real first day of TRS. A digrace!
     
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    I'll be that guy, but technically the 3rd day ;)
     
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    You shouldn't rip on yourself, Big_Wonderful! That Poobartoli motion is so smootherer!
     
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    Alas, Suresh is right, the winner will not be the one with the elegant strokes...
     
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    Is he ? Baby Fed with somewhat elegant strokes stepped up to hold the fort this year so Fed's legacy ain't tainted :cool:

    This thread still keeps on giving ............

    [​IMG]
     
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    This year the real slam semifinals, featured a group of 4 that was anything but big. And yet, among them, the winner was the only one with even remotely elegant strokes.

    Posters come and go but OP's legend is forever.
     
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    Who is this Steffatini ?
     
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    Such good form
     
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    This thread is a monument to all things TTW. I only regret that I joined this forum after the No Excuses! thread was deleted.
     
  27. JoelDali

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    Accept suresh into your bosom and u will achieve higher levels and finally get that girl that eludes you.

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    How did you know that?!!
    Also how did you know I was a guy (or lesbian) in the first place?!
     

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