Cincinnati - the real Slam

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  1. JoelDali

    JoelDali G.O.A.T.

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    The great champion bird is conceived in a glistening eye
    His mythical wonderful wife waiting to be by his side
    coiled in earnest thoughtful patience under palest skin releasing her milky white manna of life and of love and of unwaiverung support and patience
    waiting to unfurl his majestic wings with 90 square inches of Basalt based weaponry
    a cold steel row of cameras unlocks its cage as
    He enters Ashe and sprays calculated miracles under the September crystal purple sky
    Croatian blood must flow again to sustain this epic victory not for money not for men not for anyone but he
    its freedom found hovering onward over Flushing
    soaring into Internet Tennis Immortality...
     
  2. Sentinel

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    Cinci will always be a cheesy exo until The Bull wins it.

    If not for this thread Cinci would have sunk into oblivion considering it has been won by nobodies like Murray, Djokovic and Federer.

    edit: Sorry, Bull has won it. Got confused with Djokovic.
     
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  3. stringertom

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    Sureshs is to The Real Slam as we in The Vortex are to Sureshs!
     
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  4. stringertom

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    Have you conveniently forgotten 2013, the year of The Bull sweep of Montreal, TRS and USO??? Wake up, old man!
     
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  5. Power Player

    Power Player Talk Tennis Guru

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    This thread is a small piece of the history of a very,very large man who sprays chocolate rain upon the internet.

    His unwavering belief in Cincinnati is why CuddlySureshs was voted to be the Poobiest of Poobs in People Magazine's 2017 All Male Review.
     
  6. Sentinel

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    Sorry, I keep forgetting who has not won it ? Has Djokovic not won it then ?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cincinnati_Masters#Men.27s_singles_finals

    Yup, it's Joker who ain't won it, sorry.

    LMAO
     
  7. Sentinel

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    At first I thought surehs has brought fame to TRS, as we have to suresh. But then i realized suresh is a victim of TRS, as we are of his.
     
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    Care to drop by for a Spray? You deserve one for this poast!
     
  10. Sentinel

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    Yes, that comes back to me now. I know what you are saying, but forgot it. I don't have your razor sharp memory, old chap.
     
  11. The_18th_Slam

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    8 years, and counting.
     
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    Got bageled by Fed one year too! :)

    2012, I believe.
     
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  13. stringertom

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    Retired one year while being pummeled by mury. 2011, IIRC.
     
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    Yep, lol! And then of course there was this incident in Montreal 3 years ago!

     
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    Funny to see him so annoyed there against someone who basically had no better option less than one year after this:
     
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  16. stringertom

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    Thread bump...had to search high and low for The Gospel on the real first day of TRS. A digrace!
     
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    I'll be that guy, but technically the 3rd day ;)
     
  18. stringertom

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    You shouldn't rip on yourself, Big_Wonderful! That Poobartoli motion is so smootherer!
     
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  19. Povl Carstensen

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    Alas, Suresh is right, the winner will not be the one with the elegant strokes...
     
  20. sbengte

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    Is he ? Baby Fed with somewhat elegant strokes stepped up to hold the fort this year so Fed's legacy ain't tainted :cool:

    This thread still keeps on giving ............

    [​IMG]
     
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  21. ZiggyStardust

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    This year the real slam semifinals, featured a group of 4 that was anything but big. And yet, among them, the winner was the only one with even remotely elegant strokes.

    Posters come and go but OP's legend is forever.
     

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