Cosmo Quiz: Are you a Fascist?

Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by Sacco, Nov 4, 2004.

  1. Sacco

    Sacco New User

    Sep 27, 2004
    Answer YES or NO to the following questions. Make a note of your results.

    1. After a brilliant bang session with your ex again, you feel it important to talk about a maintaining a POWERFUL and CONTINUING NATIONALISM while smoking a cigarette? Yes or No.

    2. After your boyfriend cheats on you with your best friend again, you feel an acute and lasting DISDAIN FOR HUMAN RIGHTS? Yes or No.

    3. You believe in the SUPREMACY OF THE MILITARY because your last boyfriend was so hot and in the armed forces? Yes or No.

    4. You applaud all G@y Marriage bans, and think it is RAMPANT SEXISM to be homosexual? Yes or No.

    5. You believe in a CONTROLLED MASS MEDIA, at least until some of those reporters get a better sense of fashion? Yes or No.

    6. You have an OBSESSION WITH NATIONAL SECURITY and think Ashcroft is soooo hot when he sings “Eagle Fly Free”? Yes or No.

    7. You desire RELGION AND GOVERNMENT TO GET MARRIED; after all they’ve been sleeping together for years? Yes or No.

    8. You want CORPORATE POWER TO BE PROTECTED—so you can wear all the new styles, and you want LABOR POWER SUPRESSED—so you can pay less, buy more? Yes or No.

    9. You went out with a bohemian type professor teaching your English class, and he was super boring—yawwwwn—he didn’t even like rough $ex by the third date, therefore you hold a DISDAIN FOR INTELLECTUALS AND THE ARTS in general? Yes or No.

    10. Are you obsessed with cops and CRIME AND PUNISHMENT, sure some of them are porky but pigs under the covers rock hard? Yes or No.

    11. You don’t vote unless the polling place has a curtain and a vibrator, and you believe should be able to get off in there, who cares about FRAUDULENT ELECTIONS? Yes or No.

    3 or more Yes(s)—You are a bone-head, stuffed bra burning FASCIST, you go girrrl. **** Germany, Fascist Italy, Franco’s Spain, Salazar’s Portugal, Papadopoulos’ Greece, Pinochet’s Chile, and Suharto’s Indonesia— you been to them all, and then some. Keep up the good work. :D

    2 or fewer Yes(s)— We all know you’re a Fascist at heart, but the unity isn’t quite there yet. You’re workin’ hard strippin’ at night down to your red, white, and blues, but you need a hobby to be a true blue Fascist. Think about joining the Citizen Corps. for Homeland Security. Spy on a neighbors, friends, and report your scandalous findings to the government. Keep it secret, gal.

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