David Letterman's Top Ten (11/01)

Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by K. Wilson Moose, Nov 2, 2004.

  1. K. Wilson Moose

    K. Wilson Moose Semi-Pro

    Feb 18, 2004
    Punchlines To Dirty Election Jokes

    10. "With a poll like that, I'm suprised he can gallup at all."

    9. "She starts chanting, 'four more minutes! four more minutes!'"

    8. "That's not the voting lever, but don't stop pulling."

    7. "This isn't how it looks--I'm just joining a third party."

    6. I prefer Bush, but I don't know who I'll vote for."

    5. "So that's where Katherine Harris was hiding the Al Gore votes."

    4. "Unfortunately, his margin of error was plus or minus three inches."

    3. "Get used to it, honey--we live in a swing state."

    2. "I thought you had trouble maintaining an election."

    1. "I saw your sister with Mary Cheney--there was no sign of Dick."
  2. Cobra Tennis

    Cobra Tennis Professional

    Mar 8, 2004
    hilarious, especially numero uno.

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