Does Miami have the fattest linesmen(women) and ballgirls?

What is the deal in Miami? There are a lot of fat-assed linesmen (and women) as well as ballgirls. There is one ballgirl in particular who looks like her stomach has a pair of really big mouth lips. Like in the episode of the Simpsons when Bart opens the bedroom door (or bathroom) to an unsuspecting Homer who drew a face on his stomach (eyes around his nipples and lips on his stomach), and is feeding a slice of pizza right into his fat stomach folds that is drawn to be a mouth.
 

jmsx521

Hall of Fame
Well, this is Florida.... What do you expect!? The state of fast food, and sitting on the sofa & watching TV for 10 hours.
 

SteveI

Legend
What is the deal in Miami? There are a lot of fat-assed linesmen (and women) as well as ballgirls. There is one ballgirl in particular who looks like her stomach has a pair of really big mouth lips. Like in the episode of the Simpsons when Bart opens the bedroom door (or bathroom) to an unsuspecting Homer who drew a face on his stomach (eyes around his nipples and lips on his stomach), and is feeding a slice of pizza right into his fat stomach folds that is drawn to be a mouth.
Quite Scary!!!
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
You've clearly been spoiled by Madrid. :-D
I suppose if she can do her job, why should it matter ?
 

janipyt05

Professional
^^ exactly... so long as they can do there job it shouldn't matter they must have done something right to get the job in the first place
 
Well, this is Florida.... What do you expect!? The state of fast food, and sitting on the sofa & watching TV for 10 hours.
Really? I see FL as fit, beach-ish sort of culture. Very big tennis scene. Interesting insider's view there.

I'd've guessed Fast Food/sodapop/couch potato nation exists basically anywhere but the coasts or the mountain states.
 

maverick66

Hall of Fame
Really? I see FL as fit, beach-ish sort of culture. Very big tennis scene. Interesting insider's view there.

I'd've guessed Fast Food/sodapop/couch potato nation exists basically anywhere but the coasts or the mountain states.
i lived there for 3-4 years and the majority of people there are fat couch potatos. you would think with beutifal weather almost all year round they would be outside all the time and exercising but that just isnt happening.

if you go to south beach thats a different story but most of the people that are there are not living in florida. so there are many attractive non-fat women there. miami is amazing for out of town hot women. but outside of that its bad. i lived in boca raton for awhile and the people that lived in and around that area were for the most part overweight. the worst were the kids. there is a large number of obbese children in that area and i dont get it cause they have some of the nicest parks ive ever seen. one of them had its own water park and great facilities all around and it was empty most of the time.
 

onkystomper

Hall of Fame
From a purely health related view then it does matter if there is a society which is getting progressively bigger. People should be educated in the health risks and then in ways to keep their lifestyles more healthy. Then if they decide to do nothing and be fat that is their call.
 

krz

Professional
Well, this is Florida.... What do you expect!? The state of fast food, and sitting on the sofa & watching TV for 10 hours.
I was always thought of Miami as the home of the hot ass beach girls :D right next to Long Beach and San Diago
 
I think the education is there. It's the money behind the fast food, the pharamceutical 'solutions', the diet sodas, the 'fat-free' cookies, the toxic everything, the convenient cellphone/laptop lifestyle (which ought to allow us all to stress less and devote more time to family and fitness... but doesn't), the 24 hour culture and the move away from local ingredients and home-cooking.

I'm for a slower, simpler lifestyle. And more tennis.

[sorry to come off as sanctimonious fit guy, 'cause I'm not really fit, just 'healthy']
 

pound cat

G.O.A.T.
From a purely health related view then it does matter if there is a society which is getting progressively bigger. People should be educated in the health risks and then in ways to keep their lifestyles more healthy. Then if they decide to do nothing and be fat that is their call.

I'm tired of using tax money ot "educate" people about why obesity isn't good for them besides being unattractive. Why can't people look after their own bodies and use comon sense. I don't really care what happens to the slob mob. It's enough dealing with one's own concerns.
 

West Coast Ace

G.O.A.T.
I suppose if she can do her job, why should it matter ?
In the matches I've watched the quality of their work isn't the greatest either. A lot of blown calls.

Really? I see FL as fit, beach-ish sort of culture. Very big tennis scene. Interesting insider's view there.
I agree. And those people are out playing, not volunteering to work at a tennis tournament.

People should be educated in the health risks and then in ways to keep their lifestyles more healthy. Then if they decide to do nothing and be fat that is their call.
People have been educated. It's 'their call' - but we have to pay for their higher health care costs. We need an 'assigned risk' program for health care, like auto insurance.



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Captain

New User
What about the players?
Serena Williams & Kusnetsova are hardly a good advert for the ladies game. Can you imagine two guys of equivalent size playing a men's semi?
 

dima

Banned
Anyone remember that ballkid falling on his ass after trying to jump to catch a ball? LOL
 

Coaching

Rookie
I always make comments about that to my wife and we always have a good laugh at it. I guess welcome to America!!!
 

West Coast Ace

G.O.A.T.
What about the players?
Serena Williams & Kusnetsova are hardly a good advert for the ladies game. Can you imagine two guys of equivalent size playing a men's semi?
Don't leave out Bartoli, Safina, and Bethany 'What's Her Name'... and I'm sure there are others.

I always make comments about that to my wife and we always have a good laugh at it. I guess welcome to America!!!
It's not just America - most Western societies are facing obesity issues. We in shape people are going to be rarer than pandas at the zoo soon...



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Fee

Legend
What is the deal in Miami? There are a lot of fat-assed linesmen (and women) as well as ballgirls. There is one ballgirl in particular who looks like her stomach has a pair of really big mouth lips. Like in the episode of the Simpsons when Bart opens the bedroom door (or bathroom) to an unsuspecting Homer who drew a face on his stomach (eyes around his nipples and lips on his stomach), and is feeding a slice of pizza right into his fat stomach folds that is drawn to be a mouth.
Are you going to post your picture?
 

vince916

Semi-Pro
I think the problem is the outfits. They need to be wearing loose fitting shirts instead of tight fitting spandex.
 

Fedace

Banned
What is the deal in Miami? There are a lot of fat-assed linesmen (and women) as well as ballgirls. There is one ballgirl in particular who looks like her stomach has a pair of really big mouth lips. Like in the episode of the Simpsons when Bart opens the bedroom door (or bathroom) to an unsuspecting Homer who drew a face on his stomach (eyes around his nipples and lips on his stomach), and is feeding a slice of pizza right into his fat stomach folds that is drawn to be a mouth.
Actually i would be willing to make out with any one of those ballgirls i have seen so far. as long as they over 18, of course.:)
 

Crusher10s

Rookie
Ewwwww........If I were one of those fat ball girls I'd tell you (OP) that "Yeah I'm fat dude, but you're ugly......and I CAN go on a diet."
 

Eviscerator

Banned
There are overweight people everywhere. However Miami and S Florida are full of fit and trim people as well. Maybe they recuited from a weight watchers class :confused:
 

CanadianChic

Hall of Fame
What is the deal in Miami? There are a lot of fat-assed linesmen (and women) as well as ballgirls. There is one ballgirl in particular who looks like her stomach has a pair of really big mouth lips. Like in the episode of the Simpsons when Bart opens the bedroom door (or bathroom) to an unsuspecting Homer who drew a face on his stomach (eyes around his nipples and lips on his stomach), and is feeding a slice of pizza right into his fat stomach folds that is drawn to be a mouth.
Do they do their jobs effectively? If the answer is yes, then really, wtf cares?
 
You've clearly been spoiled by Madrid. :-D
I suppose if she can do her job, why should it matter ?
I was in Madrid two years ago and, if they made an announcement, I sure missed it because it was in Spanish. So I didn't know what was going on. But it didn't take long to notice the girls. Don't know about the players, but it was sure distracting for me. But, oh so beautiful.
 

albino smurf

Professional
"I'm tired of using tax money ot "educate" people about why obesity isn't good for them besides being unattractive. Why can't people look after their own bodies and use comon sense. I don't really care what happens to the slob mob. It's enough dealing with one's own concerns."

I just said this to my wife yesterday. Buy them glasses if they can't see to look in the mirror and see that they are fat, but past that it is common sense and we should not have to pay to develop people's common sense. That is what parents are for.

OP: Did you really walk around Central Park with your shirt off in jeans? Are you one of the village people?
 
"I'm tired of using tax money ot "educate" people about why obesity isn't good for them besides being unattractive. Why can't people look after their own bodies and use comon sense. I don't really care what happens to the slob mob. It's enough dealing with one's own concerns."

I just said this to my wife yesterday. Buy them glasses if they can't see to look in the mirror and see that they are fat, but past that it is common sense and we should not have to pay to develop people's common sense. That is what parents are for.

OP: Did you really walk around Central Park with your shirt off in jeans? Are you one of the village people?
It was August in NYC, where that day was 90+ Fahrenheit, plus the insane humidity. It's not uncommon for people to be partially clothed in Central Park in the summer. The best are the girls from South America or the Mediterranean. Most women would sunbathe in their bikinis in the park, but they wear shorts and take them off in the park. Not these chicks from South America and the Mediterranean. They show up to the park clothes only in their bikinis and flip-flops. Nice! I like!
 

gj011

Banned
Originally Posted by albino smurf View Post
"I'm tired of using tax money ot "educate" people about why obesity isn't good for them besides being unattractive. Why can't people look after their own bodies and use comon sense. I don't really care what happens to the slob mob. It's enough dealing with one's own concerns."

I just said this to my wife yesterday. Buy them glasses if they can't see to look in the mirror and see that they are fat, but past that it is common sense and we should not have to pay to develop people's common sense. That is what parents are for.

OP: Did you really walk around Central Park with your shirt off in jeans? Are you one of the village people?
It was August in NYC, where that day was 90+ Fahrenheit, plus the insane humidity. It's not uncommon for people to be partially clothed in Central Park in the summer. The best are the girls from South America or the Mediterranean. Most women would sunbathe in their bikinis in the park, but they wear shorts and take them off in the park. Not these chicks from South America and the Mediterranean. They show up to the park clothes only in their bikinis and flip-flops. Nice! I like!

Well, I could say that I am tired of using tax money to educate people why sunbathing is not good for them, too.

You people are bunch of bigots.
 
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