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Talk Tennis Guru
In his book *The Switch* by Elmore Leonard [crime fiction novelist], a teenage boy complains about his loss to a pusher. The lines could have been drawn straight from TT [except for the fact that it was published in 1978]:
"I understand your opponent wasn't too aggressive."
"'aggressive'? He played like a girl. All he wanted to do was lob. He didn't have any backhand; he pushed at the ball, ya know? Like he was playing ping pong. He'd hit it up in the air with a little spin on it. The ball would come down, it would just hang there; you'd have so much time, you know? You want to kill it. What was I supposed to do? Keep hitting lobs?"
[The complainer lost 5-7 1-6 if you're interested.]
"I understand your opponent wasn't too aggressive."
"'aggressive'? He played like a girl. All he wanted to do was lob. He didn't have any backhand; he pushed at the ball, ya know? Like he was playing ping pong. He'd hit it up in the air with a little spin on it. The ball would come down, it would just hang there; you'd have so much time, you know? You want to kill it. What was I supposed to do? Keep hitting lobs?"
[The complainer lost 5-7 1-6 if you're interested.]