Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by crash1929, Sep 20, 2009.
Mankind must put an end to War or War will put an end to Mankind.
~John F. Kennedy
I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time.
I was born when she kissed me.
I died when she left me.
I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Q: What is best in life?
A: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
~ Conan the Barbarian
Gee. Some people think my quote is a downer.
Ya gotta see it within the context of the movie. It always leaves me in stitches.
Two women are too much for me
The bridge is OUUUTTTT. ahhaaaaa
"Damnit Scotty, for a top of the line ship it's engines always seem to fail at the most inconveniant times!"
-Captian James T. Kirk (alternate, alternate reality)
Hey ya'll, watch this!
--famous last words of various members of the redneck persuasion
"I Do what i want" - you know who says that
"Well, it often helps to win the last point." - Vitas Gerulaitis when asked how to win more matches
'My life has been full of terrible misfortunes most of which never happened' -Michel de Montaigne
"I could shove this **** ball down your **** throat!"
haha but seriously, how bout:
"Those who do not remember history are condemned to repeat it" -- George Santayana
'If elections could change things, they would be illegal.' -Old Anarchist Saying.
this is my favorite so far. the conan one rocks; too, ofcourse
Favorite quotes on music.
If I can't dance - I don't want to be part of your revolution -- Emma Goldman (yup, the anarchist)
Rock won't eliminate your problems, but it will sort of let you dance all over them. -- Pete Townshend
One chord is fine. Two chords is pushing it. Three chords and you're into jazz. -- Lou Reed
"We don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements."
—Office Space, 1999
Life is an illusion death is the reality
I have many more I will post later, I gota go to sleep eight now.
If life is so fair, then why do roses have thorns?
Bull**** ***hole, no one likes our tuna.
"Boards don't hit back."
'My center is giving way, my right is in retreat; situation excellent. I shall attack' - Ferdinand Foch (WWI French Marshal)
Champions aren't made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them -- a desire, a dream, a vision.
"80 percent of the women on the WTA Tour are fat, lazy pigs. I'm sorry---I was wrong in saying that---it's 85 percent." Richard Krajicek.
"I still break racquets, but now in a positive way." Goran Ivanisevic.
"Michelob---because so much is riding on your tires." Cliff Drysdale.
"I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you."
Hell is other people
Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
'When the music changes, so does the dance.' - African proverb
'I despise a world which does not feel that music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy.' - Ludwig van Beethoven
'Music is what feelings sound like.' - anonymous
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. -- William G. McAdoo
It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get into trouble by taking their visions and hallucinations too seriously.
H. L. Mencken
'The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad' --Salvador Dali
"I have had it with these mother***ing snakes on this mother***ing plane!"
"It vanished like a fart in the wind."
"Nobody beats me 17 time in a row!"
"I talk when i want to talk!"
"I did not have sexual relations with that women, miss Lewinsky!"
"With great power comes great responsibility."
"There is only one thing in the world worst than being talked about and that is not being talked about!"
"Born to be wild."
"If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!"
Rudyard Kipling 'If'
'Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.' - Philip K. Dick
'Give me six lines written by the most honorable of men, and I will find an excuse in them to hang him.' -Cardinal Richelieu
stay golden pony boy--- G.O.A.T
because thorn bushes have roses
Read these with a cigar in your hand and wiggling your eyebrows:
"Excuse me if I don't stand up."
Groucho Marx's tombstone.
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice."
"You can fool some of the people some of the time, but a rolling stone gathers no moss."
may he rest in peace
Hope you woke up.
Victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat is an orphan. John F. Kennedy
"revenge is a dish best served cold"
"Always carry a flagon of whisky in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake."
-- W.C. Fields
I really liked this one from your friendly neighborhood Oscar Wilde
"If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed and I would be their king...
I would be kind to my rabbit subjects... at first....
One day, I hold a great ball for the President of France, but the rabbits, they hate me and don't come. I'm embarrassed so I eat all the lettuce in the world.. and make them watch"
- Rajesh Koothrappali
two great thinkers:
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
-Cliff Clavin, of Cheers
Separate names with a comma.