Favorite movie quotes of all time!

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"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

-Principal from Billy Madison, a pure classic
 
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Charlize Theron: Nick, I love you, baby.
Charlize Theron: Nick, I love you.
Gary Sinise: Hey ! She said she loves you. Say something.
Ben Affleck (Nick): I had better sex in prison.

--Reindeer Games (2000)
 
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridous, commander of the armies of the north, general of the felix legions; loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius; father to a murdered son, husband to a murderer wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
 
Religious or not, I still think these are great words to live by.

"...your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God you cannot say "but I was told by others to do thus" or that "virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice."
 
From the movie "Airplane!", as the plane was ready to take off:

Old Lady: Nervous?
Ted: Yes.
Old Lady: First time?
Ted: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
 
Dirty Harry: uh uh I know what you're thinking 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' But to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'... Well, do you, punk?
 
"TH--This is like, so black it's like, How much more black could this be? And the Answer is well, none..none more black"
-Nigel, This is Spinal Tap

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"if you can see, the numbers all go to 11. look, right across the board. 11, 11, 11, 11"

"does that mean it's louder?"

Well it's one louder"

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"why dont you just make ten louder and make ten the top loudness"

"...these go to eleven"

--This is Spinal Tap
 
Purgatory is kind of like the in betweeny one. You weren't really **** but you weren't really all that great either. Like Tottenham...
 
Oskar Schindler: This car. Goeth would have bought this car. Why did I keep the car? Ten people right there. Ten people. Ten more people.
[removing **** pin from lapel]
Oskar Schindler: This pin. Two people. This is gold. Two more people. He would have given me two for it, at least one. One more person. A person, Stern. For this.
 
"Come with me if you want to live" - T850 - Terminator 2.

"I am a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over metal endoskeleton... My cpu is a neural net processor, a learning computer." -T850 - Terminator 2.

"Your cloths. Give them to me. Now." - T800 - Terminator.

"NOOOOO! RAAAAA!! AAAUUAAAUU... RUNNNNNN!!! GOOOO!!! GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!" - Schwarzenegger - Predator.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye2esO7G6oM&feature=related
 
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And then...poof, he was gone."
 
two from along came polly:

Reuben Feffer: What did you do to her? Did you mess around with her oxygen tanks or something?
Claude: I did nothing, Luban.
Reuben Feffer: My name is not Luban! It is Reuben!
Claude: Look, look we had a scuba, we drink some white wine, we talk about life and we cannot help it. It is like love at first sight. She make like the fire in my trouser.

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Claude: It's like zee story of zee heeppo.
Reuben Feffer: I'm not familiar with that story.
Claude: Zee heeppopotamoose, he is not born saying, "Cool beans. I am a heeppo." No way, Joesay. So he try to paint zee stripe on him to be like zee zebra, but he fool no one. Then he try to put zee spot on zee skin to be like the leopard, but everyboody know he is a heeppo. So, at certain point, he look himself in zee mirror and he just say, "Hey. I am a heeppopotamoose and zere is nothing I can do about it." As soon as he accepts zis, he live life happy. Happy as a heeppo. You understand zis, Luban?
Reuben Feffer: [long pause] I'm gonna kill you!
 
Cup8489 said:
"TH--This is like, so black it's like, How much more black could this be? And the Answer is well, none..none more black"
-Nigel, This is Spinal Tap

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"if you can see, the numbers all go to 11. look, right across the board. 11, 11, 11, 11"

"does that mean it's louder?"

Well it's one louder"

----

"why dont you just make ten louder and make ten the top loudness"

"...these go to eleven"

--This is Spinal Tap
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Hahaha...those a great lines too! Also add....."it's called lick my love pump"

There's such a fine line between stupid and clever.....
 
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From the epic Boogie Nights -

Jack Horner: Do these characters have a name?
Dirk: The guy's name is Brock Landers.
Reed Rothchild: And his partner is Chest Rockwell.
Jack Horner: Those are some great names.
 
Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill, do not ****, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
[Murphy and Conner join II Duce behind Yakavetta]
Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Il Duce: In nomine Patri.
Connor: Et Fili.
Murphy: Spiritus Sancti.
[they execute Yakavetta]

Boondock Saints
 
If someone asks if you are a god, you say, "YES!"
--Bill Murray, Ghostbusters

I can't believe you loaned me your car, without telling me it had a blindspot. I could've been killed!
--Biff, Back to the Future

You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
--Vizzini, The Princess Bride
 
"Fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again." (W.) :lol:


"You musn't give your heart to a wild thing. The more you do, the stronger they get, until they're strong enough to run into the woods or fly into a tree. And then to a higher tree and then to the sky."
 
"Whilst traveling through the Andes Mountains we lost our corkscrew.
Had to live on food and water for several days" (W.C. Fields - "Mississippi")


"We'll always have Paris" (Humphrey Bogart - "Casablanca")
 
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"I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead."

-- Sam Elliot, Road House

"There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and f one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and f 'em all"."

-- Robert Duvall, Colors
 
Clint Eastwood, as Dirty Harry---
"Uh, Lieutenant, one more thing."
"What's that, Callahan?"
"Your mouthwash ain't cuttin it."
 
Clark: I think you're all f&cked in the head. We're ten hours from the f&cking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f&cking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're *******s! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy ****!
Rusty Griswold: [Grab's Clars shoulder] Dad, you wan an Asprin?
Clark: DON'T TOUCH!
 
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to others, and I require the same from them." -The Duke
 
"You like what you see?"
From "Who's your caddy?"

"Lee: That's Ricky Tan
Carter: Thats Ricky Tan? That's a midget in a bathrobe"
Rush Hour 2

"We could of been a good couple but you one crazy ass b@#*h"
Rush hour 2

"Ticket checker: And who are you?...
Chon Wang: I am the Maharaja of Nevada"
From Shanghai Knights

"Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nobody
Nobody who?
........"
From Pursuit of happiness

"Here take my hat! I got a new one! Look its got a gecko on it! Go gecko go!"
From Madagascar

"Who is that speaking? Oh that was me!... Oh! who is that speaking? Oh that was me again!"
From Madagascar
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgWX6qjzw_c&feature=related


PCXL-Fan said:
"Come with me if you want to live" - T850 - Terminator 2.

"I am a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over metal endoskeleton... My cpu is a neural net processor, a learning computer." -T850 - Terminator 2.

"Your cloths. Give them to me. Now." - T800 - Terminator.

"NOOOOO! RAAAAA!! AAAUUAAAUU... RUNNNNNN!!! GOOOO!!! GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!" - Schwarzenegger - Predator.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye2esO7G6oM&feature=related
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It's not about the man that goes into the box that people care about. It's about the man that comes out.


---Hugh Jackman in The Prestige
 
"I know it's pretty, baby. But I didn't take it out for air."

--"Big Tim" in Requiem for a Dream


Best quote ever.
 
"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk." - Tuco "The Good The Bad and The Ugly"

"There is no normal life, Wyatt, there's just... life" - Doc Holiday "Tombstone"
 
Some dude from that sub movie with gene hackman and denzel from the mid 90's

"You don't wear a condom unless your gonna (expletive deleted)"

And from office space

"Hey Peter"

"Yea, Lawrence?"

"Watch out for your corn whole bud"
 
"I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world."

"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine."
 
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